Funny / Video Game Edition Series

• Any of JC's LSD highs.
  Dante: IS THERE A @#!*% SIGN ON MY HEAD THAT SAYS 'SLAM DANTE INTO BOULDERS?' I MEAN, SERIOUSLY!
• Anytime Delta decides to chase a squirrels or when the squirrels chase him. They all end up ending with something exploding.
• When Dante starts mocking the frozen Isaac.
  Dante: "Dante pressed a button on a video gamera he had set up."...Record." As he turned to face Carbonite Isaac."Heeey....Mr.Isaac. Isaac on the rocks, You can't beat me!" He said tapping himself in the chest three times with his hands."I'm Dante Sparda! I'm the greatest Demon hunter ever." Dante said making a triumphant pose. He then spun quickly and pulled his Pulse rifle."Ado-dododododo-blam! Haha yeah....Whats that Isaac?...Blasters are unfair?" Dante then holstered it."There ya go. No blasters." He then flipped again and the gun was in Isaac's face."Didn't see that one comin didja? Huh? So sloooow. Thought I was over there didn't ya?!" He then rolled in front of Isaac again gun back in his face."Ohohoho over here." He threw the gun to the floor and got into a fist fighting stance."Little-rope a dope little-rope a dope...Left right left right-left-right. Oh hoho Down goes Isaac." Dante was now panting."Huh? Whats that?...You want a little face to face?...Let me just take this bad-boy off." Dante said as he tossed his coat and shirt off."Oh he's even better looking without the clothing~! Surprise ending. He—- What you want me to come closer? You don't want to fight anymore?...ooohhh...Your hands are up there almost like you're begin. Beggin for a little piece of Sparda..." He then caressed Carbonite Isaac."Oh you like that don'tcha? You like it cause you're bad...Oh yeah...You dirty little Rock shifter...."
  • Made even Funnier with Breen and Ada's reactions.
    Breen: "Dante...I am going to leave this room, and we are going to pretend that this never happened." *Leaves*
    Ada: Keep Going!!!!
• "It was the ovens fault for not Cooperating with me!"
• Another one is from Haruko was when she was addressing Morrigan, who was tending to an injured Shion.
  Haruko: "Sup General Double D's. How's your right hand man Private C-cup holding up?"
• Breen spiraling into insanity because of the concussion Revan gave him, and yet another one of his plots being foiled, "*Pointing to a rock* Who...who left this coconut here?"