Gumball revealing that he lost his pants weeks ago and made new ones out of cardboard. Darwin thinks they make him look like he "went to the bathroom in a space suit."
When trying to return the DVD, Gumball and Darwin make a hilarious homebrew version of Alligators on a Train which includes cardboard alligators and hand-written, out of focus credits. Larry is not amused.
The whole chase scene between Gumball, Darwin, and Nicole.
Nicole's solution to the $700 late fee on the DVD: "RUN!"
Nicole: I need you to promise me that you will be responsible. Gumball: I promise to be the most responsible kid and will handle my responsibilities in the most responsible way. Darwin: Yeah, RESPONSIBLE! Nicole: You have no idea what "responsible" means, do you? Gumball and Darwin: Nah.
Miss Simian asking Nicole, "Are you aware that your husband isn't wearing any pants?"
When Anais and Darwin decide to help Gumball repay his debt towards Mr. Robinson for "saving" his life. Darwin throws a brick with a ransom note tied to it at Gumball, smacking into his back. The painful spasms and crying made it all the more hilarious.
Anais: I said throw it near him, not at him!
Gumball and Bobert playing punchies. Gumball hits Bobert with a loud clang, hurting his own hand, and then Bobert punches Gumball right through a wall.
Richard, Gumball, and Darwin speed-walking at the supermarket, which Darwin says is "pretty effective."
Richard: It's an Olympic event, you know.
Richard repeatedly trying to use the checkout scanner.
Gumball imagining what will happen if he doesn't tell Darwin that his love is just him in a dress:
(cut to house, with Gumball smiling and ironing clothes, with blue and orange fish babies everywhere) Darwin, wearing a fedora and holding a briefcase: I WANT MORE KIDS! Gumball: *crying*
Richard had already forgotten he sent Gumball to school in a dress by the next time he saw him.
Richard: Hey Anais, who's your friend? Gumball: It's me, dad. Richard: Hello, Itsmedad. (whispers to Anais) Is she foreign? [Anais facepalms and groans in frustration]
When Gumball tries to enact his plan with Anais's help.
Anais: (Deadpan) This plan already reeks of failure.
After Darwin gets over Gumballoopseggwobbleunderpant, he immediately falls in love with a fire hydrant wearing her dress and tiara.
Gumball and Darwin giving Anais a robotic doll to replace Daisy, which walks back and forth talking in a distorted voice before bursting into flames and falling over, revealing its metallic body underneath.
Gumball: Anais, it's only a toy. Anais: (demonic voice) NO, IT'S NOT!
"I'm bald and I'm proud!" And the weird animesque poses Gumball and Darwin make when they say that.
Donut Cop: (to Nicole, Gumball's mom) Mam, you'll be free to go. We found the real culprit. All I need to do is fill out some paperwork and you'll be free. It'll be about 5 minutes. Nicole: (looking at the criminal) Five minutes is all I need. (pounds her fist in her hand, Smash to Black)
Darwin wants to keep Masami from kissing him, so he says he tastes like fish.
Richard wakes up after the meeting
Richard: (wakes up) Uh, what'd I just agree to? Gumball: To get a job. Richard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mr. Small's five-step session with Gumball and Darwin:
Mr. Small: All right Darwin, take a deep breath and let it all out. (Darwin breathes and and begins exhaling a giant bubble) (Mr. Small pokes the bubble) (Cut to a live-action sequence of a house getting blown up)
Mr. Small expresses his opinions on art:
Mr. Small: Take a look at this picture. Is this what you think is painting? Gumball: Yeah. Mr. Small: Well...YOU'RE WRONG! (Swats painting onto the floor. Begins beating it with a baseball bat.) THIS IS NOT PAINTING! THIS IS NOT PAINTING! THIS! IS! NOT! PAINTING! (Sets fire to the painting.) Burn you relic of convention!
Gumball and Darwin learn about painting:
Mr. Small: All right who wants to go first? Gumball: OOH OOH ME PICK ME! (gets drenched in pink paint) Mr. Small: The world is your canvas. Now BE the brush! Gumball: ...MY EYES! IT BURNS! (starts running into walls)
Richard displaying his "psychic" powers to change the channelnote i.e. pressing buttons on the remote with his butt-crack.
Darwin: Ahhhhh! Paranormal activity!
The first-person binge-eating sequence (a parody of The Prodigy's video for "Smack My Bitch Up"), in which Gumball (under Carrie's possession) steals a half-eaten chicken drumstick from a homeless man, knocks over a hot dog cart, and takes a bite out of the Doughnut Sheriff.
Carrie in Gumball's body, going on an eating binge, but pausing to pick the pickle off a burger.
"It's a flip-flop, Carrie. A flip-flop!"
The part where Gumball and Darwin pull the "Put someone sleeping on a raft out in the middle of a lake" prank on Richard, except they send him down a river leading to the sea. When he comes back, he's apparently been out to sea for a long time, evidenced by his beard stubble, sunburn, and lack of clothes (he was using the raft to cover his front). When Darwin asks what happened to his clothes he angrily responds that he ate them.
The scene with the bucket stuck to Richard's head is also hilarious.
"A music video! A music video! We are in a music video! This is what we call a music video! Oh baby! We're singin'!"
The beginning when Gumball is first traumatized by Grandma Jojo's kiss.
The scene where Anais tries to get Grandma Jojo's luggage up the staircase using a rock and plank catapult, complete with schematic nailed to the wall. She miscalculates, causing the suitcase to fly out the front door which Darwin just opened, after which it flies open onto Gumball and closes on him. His scream is what seals it.
Richard trying to cheer Gumball up over not finding a date:
Richard: When I was your age, I needed a date for a party, and what I said to her was, "(mumbles with mouth full of food)". And twenty years later, we're still married! Gumball: Oh dad, you make it sound so easy...
When they get to the party, Penny's just a bit jealous that Gumball's with Tina.
Gumball: So... I didn't realize you were coming with Hector. Penny: I didn't realize you liked lizard breath! (Tina sniffs her breath and realizes it smells bad) Beat Darwin: (oblivious) I feel awkward!
Ms. Simian & Principal Brown crashing the party and busting it wide open.
Jamie says she's going to throw a TV out the window, but it throws itself out first.
Molly accidentally bursting through the roof, then the Sun comes out from behind the horizon to complain.
The Sun: Hey dude, I'm trying to sleep here! Molly: Sorry.
Gumball attempting to stuff his new game (which looks like an SNES cartridge) into his game system (which looks like either a Super Famicom crossed with a DVD player or a cheap knock-off of an Xbox 360).
Gumball using hypnosis on Larry.
Gumball and Darwin showing Larry a homemade PSA about kids each year not getting refunds, which is followed by the two of them singing a parody of "We Are the World".
The manager beating up Richard.
The ending where the three prepare to enjoy his game, then it reveals the manager gave them a paper shredder propped up to look like a console.
Gumball falling off a cliff after he decides to leave Darwin.
Gumball and Darwin finally making it to the campsite and then eat from the trash.
Gumball's Evil Laugh when he plots to compete with Anais to become Richard's favorite.
Tobias competing in the dumb race only for him to grab dozens of balloons and floats away from the race. He spends the rest of the episode floating above the park and then the hospital.
Tobias: I'm winning! I'm winning! I'm winning! (grabs the balloons blindly and starts to float away) NOT WINNING!!
Banana Joe ran through a steel fence and gets sliced in pieces.
Banana Joe: I'm a banana split. (laughs) Ooh, it hurts.
Larry accidentally proposing to Richard. Richard took it seriously, followed by a melodramatic thinking montage.
Gumball tells what appears to be Richard "Dad. I cannot play "Butt Puppets" right now.", only to reveal that the doctor actually looks like Richard's butt and sounds like him.
The very last scene of a still-blindfolded Darwin running in circles around a tree:
Darwin: Did I win yet? Did I win yet? Did I win yet? [crashes into the tree] ...ow.
The entire scene where Mr, Small uses his "lie hat" to teach Gumball and Darwin how lying can hurt others.
Mr. Small: Your mother called! (Gumball and Darwin gasp in excitement) Mr. Small: She says she hates you! ... So, what have we learned today? Darwin: Never trust a man wearing a hat.
During Gumball and Darwin's montage of harsh honesty:
Gumball (to Penny): I love you! (Penny does a gasp of happiness) Darwin: He'll never make the first move! (Penny is annoyed)
Gumball and Darwin telling Principal Brown and Miss Simian what they really think of their relationship.
Gumball: I can't help thinking that your relationship with Miss Simian could be compromising your professionalism. Darwin: I completely agree Gumball, and frankly, I fear my education is suffering as a result. Gumball: And besides, Principal Brown, you can do so much better than that!
Gumball is very insensitive about Penny's pet's death.
Penny: My dad flushed him down the toilet by mistake. Gumball: Pfft..! (holding in laughter) That's terrible! Did he go round and round or just straight down?
"AHHH! SPIDER! KNOCK HIS BLOCK OFF!!"
Nicole in her weekend anger management class:
Nicole (to Gumball, still perfectly calm and motherly): Behind this door I'm a totally different person. Trust me, you don't want to see this. (Nicole walks inside) Mr. Small: Good afternoon, Nicole! (Mr. Small goes flying through the door and crashes into another door on other side of the hallway) Anais: (poking her head out of the door) Could you keep it down out there? Nicole: YOU KEEP IT DOWN!
When Richard wishes the sink was unclogged, Gumball and Darwin remove the u-bend pipe, Gumball swallows the sewage, then vomits it on Darwin.
"The only thing supernatural about you is your ignorance."
"The only thing mighty about you is your ignorance. Heheh, I used the same joke again."
Richard wishing that Mr. Robinson looked ridiculous, followed by Gumball and Darwin putting him in a two-piece swimsuit, then stripping him nude, then putting the swimsuit back on. Richard then wishes that Mrs. Robinson's head was a melon, followed by Gumball and Darwin throwing a melon on her head.
Richard thinks he's cast a reverse spell on Gumball and Darwin. Gumball repeats his previous line "Its power has overtaken you" as "You overtaken has power its", to which Darwin corrects him saying "Uoy nekatrevo sah rewop sti".
Gumball and Darwin have very different reaction from Ms. Simian when her car flips over theirs.
Gumball and Darwin: Coooool! Ms. Simian: Noooot cooooool!
Miss Simian insulting Nicole at every point in her life: her first steps, her first bike ride, her first F on a school project, her first dance, and her wedding day (Ms. Simian wasn't even invited; she just happened to drive by the church and see the wedding as it was ending). It's cruel at first, but transcends into hilarity.
Gumball simply touches Mr. Robinson's car with the sponge and it falls to pieces. When he says it can't get any worse, Murphy's Law kicks in and it bursts into flames.
Anais and Nicole are coming home, Nicole notices the Robinsons are talking to a police officer next to their burning car. She ducks down as they pass by the house and makes Anais do the same, but Anais's Daisy the Donkey doll is still sticking up, leading to some very confused looks when it appears to the Robinsons and the Sheriff that a doll is driving a car.
At the end, the family decide to use their minds to get Daisyland tickets. We're then treated to a scene where a family ticket blows away from a stand, into a car, into a plane, then into the hospital room the Wattersons were in at the time. Specifically, right into the table fan it is shredded into pieces by.
Darwin: Yaaay! I wished for snow!
At the beginning of the montage of Gumball filling the "Gross Jar" in "The Microwave" he's seen blowing his nose and putting the used napkins in the jar. Eventually he sneezes so hard his entire face comes off.
Darwin trying to sneak off whilst wearing a fedora and carrying a briefcase after he learns he's a father.
Gumball: Darwin! Where are you going? Darwin: Um, buy some stuff... at the shop?
Mr. Small sees Gumball's cheerleading tryout, scribbles something down on a piece of paper, slides it to Principal Brown, and it turns out to be nothing but a large question mark.
Nicole has a particularly, hilariously epic tantrum as she trashed her bosses' office in the middle of her promotion interview.
What Nicole did to Tina Rex's father will forever be a Moment Of Awesome, and one of her funniest over-reactions as well: she beat a giant T-Rex so badly the building collapsed.
Near the beginning of the episode when Nicole is showing why she needs a new microwave, she puts a potted flower next to it and turns the microwave on and the radiation causes the flower to disintegrate.
Take this... (handwritten on whiteout over a picture of someone with a hand drawn bouquet) lovely bunch of flowers!
Gumball prepares to give chase to Hector by grabbing a nearby broom and mounting it, and then he falls face first to the ground. Hector's mom says that the broom is a normal one she has because she's a cleaning lady, then adds that 'the witchy ones are over there', to which Gumball replies with I Knew It.
When Gumball is in the middle of climbing Hector, Darwin smugly tries to get Gumball to learn a lesson.
Darwin: You know, next time you want to judge other people's life choices, maybe you should take a long hard look at your own. Gumball: Well, maybe you should take a long, hard look at that duck! Darwin: ... duck? (duck comes from offscreen and slams into Darwin)
At the end of the episode Hector sends Gumball and Darwin a friend request. Since he'll destroy the town again regardless of if they say yes or no, Gumball smashes the monitor with a hammer.
The entirety of Gumball going ballistic on his family so that his study with Penny is perfect.
Gumball running out of toothpaste at the beginning and trying to brush his teeth with a bar of soap.
Gumball's various attempts to win over the respect of Mr. Fitzgerald, including, but not limited to: making him a cake, a mixtape, a ukulele song (complete with an a capella version for when the listener destroys the ukelele), wiping the sweat off his forehead while out jogging, and vandalizing a billboard for his construction firm to read "WAtteRson AND Fitzgerland Co.-FRieNDSHip UNLimited"
When Penny's dad is about to accidentally drive into her, Gumball attempts a Diving Save, but once he does Penny's dad veers off-course looking like he's about to hit Tobias. He brushes just past Tobias, his mirror comes off and he crashes into the Wattersons' house.
At one point Jealous!Gumball calls Leslie a "neck-to-face, CO2-breathing, self-pollinating, photosynthesizing, soil-eating, root-drinking, deciduous petal-headed punk". Similarly, when Penny becomes jealous of seeing Gumball with Carrie she calls the latter an "undead, ectoplasmic, transparent, paranormal, spooky, floating, French-looking freak".
"STUPID PINK PETALS! FAT YELLOW FACE!"
Gumball's locker opening to reveal that it's stuffed with herbicide, weed killer, and vandalized photos of Leslie.
After trying to subdue Leslie by gluing him to a bench and covering him in worms and slugs, Jealous!Gumball makes three bad Bond One-Liners before giving up.
The day after, eating lunch with Penny and Darwin, he says a better Bond One-Liner before switching back to Normal!Gumball and cheerfully adding "Naaaailed iiiiiit~"
Leslie's failed Big Damn Heroes moment, where he tries to vacuum the jealousy Ghostbusters-style but ends up vacuuming Carrie's face instead, causing it to become stretched out. She pulls a hair out of her mouth and in a completely deadpan voice says "Gross".
When the jealousy is expelled from Gumball's body it goes flying around Carrie's room saying it wants all the stuff she has like a spoiled kid who wants a toy his best friend has. It then starts Body Surfing, jumping into Leslie and saying it wants its own room like Carrie, then jumping into Carrie saying it wants its own body like Darwin, and jumping into Darwin saying it's actually fine with its life.
Banana Joe gets glue on his hand. He keeps getting his hand stuck on things but just makes a bad pun and pulls it off, until his hand gets stuck on his face, and when he tries to get it off he tears his owneye off.
Darwin orders Gumball to get "justice" against Banana Joe by chewing on his jockstrap.
Gumball and Darwin beat themselves up so Joe thinks they had an even fight, culminating in Gumball's idea for finishing it:
Gumball: Hey dude, pull one of my teeth out! (Darwin reaches into Gumball's mouth) Gumball: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa that's completely over-the-top is it?
Gumball and Darwin deliver a pizza to a pair of talking pizzas as it's apparently their newborn child. Black Comedy Burst when the pizza falls out of the box and the couple is traumatized.
Gumball and Darwin give Mr. Small an ad-hoc vegetarian pizza, covered in mud, grass and some used gum. Mr. Small, who is starved from switching to a Tibetan diet that calls for eating nothing but sunlight while it's currently cloudy, eats it immediately and faints. Gumball and Darwin assume he's dead, until he blows a bubble.
When the Banana family receive their pizza they start singing, and Richard driving by causes them to go on ad infinitum. When Gumball closes the door and looks at them through the mail slot they're slowed down.
Gumball: That's one creepy bunch of bananas, man.
"DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE I'M HYSTERICAL!"
When Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Nicole, and Larry are chasing Richard, one of his World Wrecking Waves causes them to switch heads. Gumball with Anais' head says he suddenly feels smart, whereas Anais with Gumball's head says she doesn't.
The first thing Darwin does after being turned into a ghost is kiss Carrie.
Gumball and Darwin then go on a haunting spree that includes an attempt to possess Tina Rex. They botch that when they realize that controlling her seems to look and feel like trying to play QWOP.
Gumball pointing out the makeshift items they have in lieu of the real thing; instead of an MP3 player they have a calculator with a pair of earbuds taped to it, instead of Kung Fu Panda they have a bargain-bin mockbuster called How to Ratatwang Your Panda, and instead of a blender they have a table fan pointed downward.
Darwin hypnotizes Gumball to make him remember past lives. Gumball flashes back to his previous life as a hypnotist, then hypnotizes Darwin.
When trying to get something out of his parents' room, Gumball bugs his parents into letting him sleep in their bed, gets rolled over by his dad, and spends several seconds completely engulfed by his girth until popping out.
Gumball: (shivers) Oh, that was like being born.
Gumball hands Ms. Simian his report card with Richard's signature written as "R. Watterson" in highly stylized letters (similar to the logo for the band Metallica), and she assumes that it's forged. When they show it to Richard, he replicates it on a suspension form signifying that it actually was his signature, so Gumball and Darwin are off the hook; this being Richard, it's not a surprise.
Gumball: Yeah, I'd watch it. But it'd be better if they were in a cage. (cue Alan and William suddenly in a cage) Darwin: With spikes. (cage suddenly has spikes. Alan (who is a balloon) and William get scared.) Gumball: And on fire. (Alan and William look horrified and start bumping each other rapidly)''
Ms. Simian in a church-like building, asking no one in particular whether or not it's right to frame someone you know is a troublemaker... and the reveal that it's actually a natural history museum and she's talking to her father (an ape-like skeleton behind a glass case).
When Gumball and Darwin try to get into school after-hours, Gumball has Darwin give him a leg up to get through a window. Darwin asks how he gets in and Gumball tells him "Give yourself a leg up!" and Darwin briefly defies physics to use the air itself as a platform.
Darwin's poor aiming when trying to throw a rock through Principal Brown's window.
Gumball: You have to promise to do exactly as I say, no questions asked. Darwin: (starry eyed) I promise. Gumball: I want you to walk like a dog with an itchy butt. Darwin: (still starry eyed) I shouldn't have promised.
Darwin's first song, "What He Thinks About Us", which is one big insult to the backup singers. Calling Carrie an "emo freak", Jamie "half cow, half troglodyte", saying Masami's friends only like her for her money, and that Joe sings like a dog with rabies.
The Deleted Scene (which is only available in the UK airing and on YouTube) in which Gumball, Darwin, and Clayton use shock collars to stop themselves from lying all the time.
When Principal Brown takes Gumball and Darwin to his office, Gumball argues that what he's doing is a violation of the First Amendment, to which Principal Brown informs him that his preventing Bobert from making out with the school defibrillator and cracking jokes about the nurse's mother is not a violation of their freedom of speech. When he sentences them to mow the football field Gumball wishes that he would get lost, so Bobert knocks him out and puts him in a forest. Gumball then has Bobert burn a diagram into the football field reading "glasses + horse's ass = Principal Brown".
Bobert taking all of Gumball's metaphors literally; when he wishes Ms. Simian would chill out Bobert puts her in the cold storage room, when he wishes there were less skaters in the world Bobert shoots lasers at Mr. Small, and when he tells Rocky to get out after Rocky tells him that school is canceled, Bobert throws Rocky out the window.
The Band-Aid nurse telling Miss Simian that she's not a mechanic after fixing Bobert for the second time, and Miss Simian's responsed accordingly:
Well, I'm not a floristnote points to Leslie or a meteorologistnote points to Masami or some kind of freakshow ownernote points to Sussie, but you don't see me complaining, do you?
The Mood Whiplash after the Wattersons run over the hobo who looks like (and turns out to be) Santa. The opening goes from being cheery and very Christmas-like to hilariously awkward.
Richard runs around offering windshield cleanings and distracts Principal Brown, who crashes his car and launches an inflatable tree at an electronic reindeer and it gets jammed, causing the reindeer to burst into flames and traumatizing a little girl in the process.
Nicole telling the kids that if the homeless man touches anything they should clean it with fire.
When the kids try to get the homeless man to be Santa at the mall, they ask him what they want for Christmas. He calls them spoiled and tells them they shouldn't get anything they asked for, so they start wrecking the decorations in anger until eventually he joins in too.
Darwin: (After slipping the watch into Gumball's hand) Now check your hand. Gumball: What, this one? (opens his hand to reveal he isn't holding anything) Or, this one? *opens his other hand to reveal the same* Now check yours. Darwin: (Sees he's still holding the watch) WHAT?! (Sees that Gumball is gone) DOUBLE WHAT!?
Marvin: (Pushes the watch on Gumball) No, I want you to have it. Gumball: Check your hands... You keep it. Marvin: Check behind your ear... You keep it. Gumball: Now check inside your pants... Marvin: But I'm not wearing any... (looks down to see he's suddenly and inexplicably wearing pants)
Gumball threatens to knock himself out with Marvin's cane and accuse him of doing it, only to end up giving himself brain damage after the first whack.
The episode begins with Gumball and Richard's conversation about why people go to school and get jobs, while Darwin and Anais are understandably terrified by Richard's driving.
Nicole and Anais continuing to sit on thin air after Gumball takes the chairs from them.
Richard, Nicole, and Anais tearing up when Gumball says that they have to turn off the TV. Darwin laughs for a few seconds before realizing that Gumball's serious and tears up as well.
Richard telling Nicole to punish Gumball for being boring.
When the family is singing, Richard manages to break his top tooth in half, then when he talks he whistles through it until it fixes itself in the next scene.
When a wasp comes by, Gumball hides from it in Nicole's skirt. Said wasp then stings Gumball's finger, and when he attempts to suck the venom out his lips swell up.
Gumball's digestive organs expressing their disdain over Gumball eating dirt.
In the opening scene, Gumball tries to trip up a pursuing Tina by spilling soapy water on the floor. This initially works but then she gets up and we ended up with a skating T. Rex.
When Darwin flakes on Gumball, the latter tells Tina to just do what she's going to do. Cut to them at home with Gumball in a neck brace and a very pissed look on his face. Even more funny when it's seen that Darwin is playing a Legend of Zelda-style video game where a giant, dinosaur-like beast is constantly squashing the hero.
When Gumball drops the computer on Darwin's foot in retaliation for forcing an apology out of him, Darwin lets out a shriek with a pitch-modulation effect so silly and over the top it's hard not to laugh.
Richard acting high from dental anesthetics for most of the episode, specifically Nicole messing with Richard by saying the phone receiver he's using as a showerhead is actually an ice cream cone, Gumball's line about how Richard's driving and parking are better when he's high on anesthetics, and Richard's Mushroom Samba of chasing after a hamburger in a magical world of junk food while three condiment bottles chant, "Sauce! Sauce! Sauce!", which turns out to be Richard trying to eat Rocky and Gumball, Darwin, and Anais yelling, "Stop! Stop! Stop!"
Darwin and Anais's failed attempts to see what Gumball is miming.
Nicole taking her anger of Granny Jojo moving in to help raise the kids out on an I.V. stand, then bending it back to the way it was after the doctor tells her that it costs $300 to replace.
The repairmen who refused to help a fat jogger gets crushed under that jogger. Darwin and Gumball not only ignore his plea for help, Darwin adds insult to injury by taking the DVD out of the jogger's buttcrack, then wipes it off on the repairman.
Richard barged in on a break dance match and started doing his own moves, totally embarrassing Gumball and Darwin. They think back to a Career Day presentation that Gumball brought him to, where he did exactly the same dance.
Gumball and Darwin trying to eat and prepare near-expired groceries, only for them to hit their expiration date and rapidly turn to nothing.
Gumball is being a jerk to his dad while he's trying to rescue him. When Richard seemingly falls to his death, Gumball get teary-eyed and regrets his jerkiness. However, Richard appears behind him A-OK and Gumball goes right back to being a jerk like nothing happened.
Gumball uses Darwin as a player character for a real life video game. He glitches Darwin and somehow restarts the world to fix him.
The entire scene where Gumball and Darwin impersonating each other to prove their respective points.
Gumball as Darwin: Hey, I'm Darwin! Oh, your shoes are dirty! Looks like you could do with a doormat! (Gumball wipes Darwin's shoes on his own face) Hello, Gumball! Would you mind holding my hand for my entire life? What are we gonna do? Where are we gonna go? What are we gonna have for lunch today? Because I find even the simplest decisions (regular voice) baffling. (resumes impersonation) He he! Look at that beautiful chicken pecking the mold off that old chicken leg! Isn't the circle of life beautiful? Darwin as Gumball:Duh, hey I'm Gumball. Duh! I'm too busy to look where I'm going 'cause I'm in love with Penny, or something! Duh, hey Sussie! While conveniently ignoring my own character flaws, I'm happy to point out that you eat with the grace of a one-toothed camel! Hey Rocky (shoves Rocky over), let me help you with lasagna! (Darwin laughs while throwing lasagna at everyone) What the what? I should apologize, but I won't, because I always assume I'm in the right!
Gumball: OK... I think that's enough now. If he keeps looking at me like that, I think my head's going to explode. (Scare Chord as camera zooms in on Alan's face)
Alan is so sad, he deflates and tells Gumball he can't blow himself back up on his own. Cut to Alan happily re-inflated and Gumball walking out of the boys' bathroom with a disgusted look on his face.
Alan: Thanks Gumball! Gumball:Whatever, man.
The look◊ Gumball is making when he figures out Masami's was using him to get together with Alan.
The bit at the end where Alan keeps trying to give a cliche heartfelt speech to calm down Masami - who has gone Yandere over him while he keeps trying to go back to Carmen - and Gumball keeps nearly ruining it with aside comments.
Gumball and Darwin "studying" by finding all kinds of ways to goof off.
Gumball and Darwin trying to absorb knowledge by eating books. What's worse, they're not even math books. Darwin eats a book on how to speak Spanish and begins speaking Spanish while Gumball eats an Elizabethan poetry book and begins speaking like a character from a Shakespeare play.
Gumball and Darwin finding and laughing at Mr. Brown's pin-up calendar for Ms. Simian.
The punishment for finding and laughing at the pin-up calendar: spend the day listening to Mr. Small's poetry.
Gumball steals the rat kid's rake and his deformed bodyshape makes it obvious that he ate it. When the rat looks at Gumball suspiciously, he nonchalantly points at some other guys, and the rat buys it immediately. Cut to the next scene where the Bomb Guy is waiting outside the bathroom and Gumball hands him the rake he kept in his body.
In "The Game", Darwin's left arm is forced to do whatever Richard's does, causing him to volunteer for a bunch of unpleasant extracurricular activities with Mr. Small, concluding with an eco-protest where they'll spend forty-eight hours chained to a doomed tree, something even he feels the need to give significant warning for:
Mr. Small: Are you sure Darwin? I'm not gonna lie to ya buddy. We're gonna get maced!
Mr. Small admitting to the two construction workers wrecking the kitchen that he's only a vegetarian so he can rub his moral superiority of not eating meat in other people's faces.
Anais tossing Tobias's father back in the house after he won't stop poking her.
Gumball trying to call the police about the house party, but the Doughnut Sheriff can't help them — because he's at the party.
Nicole comes back and demands that everyone clean the house and leave, in a demonic voice.
Darwin repeatedly failing to give his intro.
The entire introduction segment. "Tobias Wilson as Tobias! Nigel Brown as The Principal! Hector Jötenheim as Hector! Carrie Krueger as Carrie! This guy as...this guy!"
The nature documentary spoof of the Watterson household.
Gumball using the Konami Code only to glitch up and get stuck in a tank.
"IT'S BABY ANAIS, THE LIVING BABY DOLL!" Which then turns into "THE ANAIHILATOOOOOR!"
The entirely of Ninja George II.
Gumball's head inflating to massive size, corresponding with his ego, as Sarah speaks of what she'd heard of him.
Gumball and Darwin being Genre Savvy enough to know how the plot of the episode will happen, and it goes exactly as they predicted despite their efforts to make it not happen.
The Coach of the two kids briefly appears to be a voice of reason, but turns out to be insanely childish, practically singing about how they would lose if they got in a fight.
Coach: You scared, little piggies? Gumball: Uh, yeah. You're a fully-grown man screaming at us, and if you continue, I'm gonna call the police. Coach: Just what I'd expect from a couple of cowards like you! Who's the hard-core one now? Gumball: You, I guess. ... Darwin: You know what the worst thing is? This guy is a teacher. Gumball: No, dude. The worst thing is that this guy's got two sweaters and he's not wearing either of them.
Principal Brown's advice when he's told about kids trying to get in a fight:
"Now, fighting is never okay... But let's say he's got his arms around your neck like this. It might seem like a bad spot, but you have to take advantage of your environment. 'Oh, looky what we've got here!' His own shoe! You can just grab that, it's really very easy, most people won't expect it. Now you can throw it across the room, and he will release you, because most people usually really want their shoe back.... Another trick is that most shoes are opaque, so you can use it cover his eyes, effectively blinding him. Seize the advantage, spin him round, and spank him with his own footwear! With a 'bang' and a 'bam' and a 'bim' and a 'pow'!"
What is Gumball's heart telling him?
"GET A RESTRAINING ORDER ON THOSE GUYS AND LIVE HAPPILY IN SHAME!!!!"
When a non-moving background character is hit with a tennis ball and falls over like a cardboard cutout. The timing was just perfect.
One line in Darwin's song pleading for the Internet to stop making fun of Gumball:
You are adding sombreros and lasers to a kid who looks like he was tasered
The Internet hacking a traffic signal and Gumball and Darwin inadvertently causing a huge pileup.
The Internet tries to impede the duo's process by showing the Sheriff a forged police warrant for them, but thankfully for them he takes Police Are Useless to its fullest extent.
The Internet is personified as a 1990s-2000s style PC and his mother is a modem who communicates in dial-up noises.
The Internet's reaction to Gumball and Darwin hugging him.
When writing a fake e-mail to Daniel Lennard, Gumball gets frustrated by Darwin and Anais repeatedly pointing out that he's doing something wrong and when he's done he ends up writing the subject as "Fake email to Daniel Lennard", which becomes a Brick Joke when it's the reason the latter sees through the kids' ruse. Gumball then imagines himself going back in time to convince his past self to avoid making that mistake, only for past!Gumball to be too lazy to do it and both Gumballs getting into a fight using time as a weapon, such as present!Gumball slipping a mouse trap under past!Gumball's hand, past!Gumball eating candy to give present!Gumball bad teeth, present!Gumball putting Crupac the Barbarian's weapons (another Brick Joke) on the computer seat, and past!Gumball licking the keyboard to make present!Gumball sick.
What makes it even funnier is the fact that they're imagining it!
The first spot of Gumball sneaking into Nicole's room with amazing flexibility, only for Anais to point out how unrealistic it was, then we get a more realistic one where Gumball is portrayed as being much less acrobatic. Gotta love whenever it's brought up how Gumball is out of shape.
Gumball getting a wedgie trying to climb the gate into the park.
The overly enthusiastic hot dog in the microwave.
The overdramatic burger, fries, and soda, who act like they're in a war.
Gumball to stubs his toe on a coffee table, only for it to asks why he would do that and how that it's fault. Then Gumball notices from the marks on the floor that it did move to be in its way, and the table runs off to avoid answering why.
Anais tells her doll Daisy she's her best friend. Daisy talks back, saying the same, and Anais freaks out and kicks the doll.
Everyone in town is going after the Wattersons because their antics affected everyone else's lives.
Mr. Small is suing the Wattersons for giving him claustrophobia, so Gumball shoves him into an envelope, folds it, then mails him to the smallest country in the world.
Darwin: I'm trying to look at what you're pointing to. Explanation With Gumball's now triangular head on his thin body, he ends up looking like an arrow.
When Gumball tries talking to Penny but lost his voice, Mr. Fitzgerald rolls up her window and starts giving the same speech again. Gumball, annoyed, opens Mr. Fitzgerald's door, rolls his window up, and slams the door back in his face.
Gumball dejectedly walks along a sidewalk and kicks that little white rabbit girl off her tricycle without even noticing her.
The entire rap segment. ALL OF IT.
One highlight is Nicole in tears as Larry cuts up her credit card when it's rejected.
When Gumball is in a jacket and low hanging, sagging pants.
Gumball: I don't wear a suit or a stupid tie!/I dress with my eyes closed and I still look fine! Louie: *points to Gumball* It looks like you got a leg transplant from a wiener dog. Gumball: Oh yeah?! Well you, uh... (beat) Gumball: ...And when I don't have a comeback/I can always cry...
During the beginning, Gumball and Darwin are chasing the Rainbow Factory and Sarah keeps showing up, and after dodging her for a few times, Gumball then resorts to pushing her out of the way a lot. At one point, they run past her and Gumball runs back just to push her and say "We don't have the time!"
Sarah's tape recorder. And the Running Gag of Gumball throwing it out of annoyance.
When Sarah is trying to find out how she can fit into Gumball and Darwin's lives:
When Gumball tries to exercise his organs start flipping out. When it looks like gallons of sweat are pouring out of him, he states that it's his organs crying.
The Mass "Oh, Crap!" in response to Coach forcing Jamie to apologize to Gumball. And everyone's mouth stays open until the next day.
We flashback to some of Jamie's worst acts of bullying: feeding Anton (a piece of toast) to ducks, chewing off Teri's leg and spitting it at her, and turning Banana Joe and Sarah into an ice cream sundae.
At the end when Coach is revealed to be Jamie's mom Gumball and Darwin are more shocked that Coach is a woman.
Just the entire episode in general. It's a parody of zombie apocalypse/survival horror/found footage horror movies and video games but it's not a "cheesy" parody. This episode would be downright terrifying if all the "infectees" didn't have goofy grins and drool rainbows.
The episode begins with Richard's "Wonder Hug", which has the appearance of a miniature rainbow-colored nuke.
Gumball tries to stop smiling by ripping off his mouth and putting it back on upside down, only for his head to horrifically rotate and turn his mouth back to its original position.
When the nurse tells Ms. Simian that she's been shining a flashlight in Gumball and Darwin's eyes for half an hour Ms. Simian asks what time it is, then the Running Gag time stamp prompt hits her.
When the virus breaks out, Tobias asks the infected girls to contaminate him, only for them to walk past and attack Leslie.
Gumball and Banana Joe are chasing Penny into a dead end in the library, and Gumball first pushes then kickes Banana Joe away so he can infect Penny himself.
Tina has Miss Simian cornered, and is about to infect her with the Joy (similar to what happened to Ripley on Aliens), but Tina can't hug her because of her short T-Rex arms!
"The Puppy" has Richard entering the house with a box and a sandwich. He then explains how he saw a commercial about washing powder that made him wonder how much he'd need to wash a monkey. Then he thought about how cute monkeys are with their furry little faces, and then he thought about how puppies are cuter than dogs. So he bought a sandwich.
Anton's death montage includes getting crushed by a bowling ball, suffering a heart attack after seeing an Internet video, getting stomped on by Tina Rex, Tobias unknowingly eating him as part of his lunch, getting blown up in chemistry class, getting hit in the face with a baseball, getting a door slammed on him, getting put through a paper shredder, exploding while playing a slide whistle, and getting pecked to death by the birds that emerge from his locker.
When Gumball and Darwin see Anton reincarnate in his home, their minds are literally blown.
Gumball makes Richard sign away his position of man of the house. This causes Richard to slowly dress more and more feminine, including make-up, a jacket, and a wig as well as act like a stereotypical woman.
One of two stiffly-animated crowd members from "The Sweaters" discovers that he can actually move, but ends up angering the crowd because he's "different" and ends up carrying his second friend out of the stadium.
The flashback of how Gumball and Darwin ended up wearing body-painted clothes: Richard mistakes the dishwasher for the washing machine.
Said clothes result in Principal Brown telling Gumball and Darwin that they can't walk around school looking like they went to sleep at an art student's party.
The awkward slumber party Principal Brown has with Gumball and Darwin, where he tries to tell them stories about his relationship with Miss Simian and realizes how inappropriate that is mid-sentence, followed by him throwing himself out the window and landing in a dumpster.
Gumball pulling a pair of high heels out of Principal Brown's safe and concluding that that's how he (a furry slug with no visible feet) can make noise while he walks.
Principal Brown is trying to blow up the school, and Mr. Small eagerly tries to block his path (a la the protesters of the Tiennamen Square Massacre, even grabbing some grocery bags to look more like Tank Man), but ends up getting walked on like the Extreme Doormat he is.
When Nicole states she only gets five days off a year, we get a montage of what happened on the other four days:
On Christmas, she slipped when Richard decorated the house with whipped cream in place of artificial snow
On the Fourth of July, Richard used a firework that went up and came back down, destroying their backyard
The day Granny Jojo came to visit, she made Nicole follow an incredibly strict schedule for driving her around town
On Halloween, Richard was in a werewolf mask when greeting Nicole when she was coming out of the shower, so she instinctively kicked him down the stairs. When she realizes her error, he comments that there's liquid in his lungs.
The entire episode can be considered one, since it's all one big lampshade hung over the fact that Molly was phased out of the show after the first season. Apparently the universe decided that she was a mistake because she was too boring, so it sent her into a blank void and wiped everyone's memory of her.
Darwin describing the cheerleaders:
Darwin: It's not that I'm not supportive but... they're kind of a trainwreck. That, like, a truck crashed into... and then the whole thing sunk into a lake... and managed to catch fire... and exploded. (cut to cheerleaders trying to do a pyramid, and crashing.) Darwin:Alright, I guess they didn't explode, but you have to admit that-*BOOM*
Mister Small: The six nipple-eyes see the past, the present, and the future. Gumball: ... (under breath to Darwin) Six?
Among the terrible ideas relegated to the void are jorts, the mullet, Rob (the blue cyclops background character who Gumball and Darwin couldn't remember in "The Pony"), disco, 1980s hairspray, the Microsoft Word paper clip assistant, and The Crazy Frog ringtone mascot.
Gumball: Run him over.
Then Crazy Frog gets chased down by two dodos. They wince, followed by Mr. Small saying this:
One of Tobias's many failed attempts to hits on girls in resulted in Teri splashing her glass of water in his face, but he insists it was because "She knew I was hot." So Penny takes her glass and dumps it out on the floor.
"Say hello to DARKWIN!"
Tobias talks about Clayton dating sextuplets all at once. Gumball deadpans back that it "Sounds complicated. And repetitive."
When Masami gets a brain freeze, she starts snowing and Idaho catches it on his tongue before realizing where the snow came from and trying to scrape it off.
Doughnut Sheriff scares people with his sirens. They jump so fast they disappear, but after about the dozenth one they all start coming down at once.
Sheriff, Darwin, and Gumball get the Orange Woman off the road using a PIT maneuver. She was driving an ice cream truck. They were driving a baby carriage.
The Doughnut Sheriff's boss is a bucket of fried chicken. According to the video description on the show's website, "Chicken Bucket" is his name.
Teri's latest hypochondriac fit has the Band-Aid nurse prescribing two weeks off from school and some heavy sedatives—for herself—and telling Teri to leave so she can crawl under the desk and re-evaluate her career choices.
Mr. Small bursting through the door when Gumball suggests an alternate approach to curing Darwin of his sneezing.
The Take That against holistic medicine: the "unbreakable" crystal breaking, Mr. Small telling Gumball that the magazine he ordered the crystal from shut down after two editions, the ridiculous costume he wears, and the line about how holistic medicine was started by near-criminal bozos.
Richard's reading Nicole's card after being asked if Mom forced him to lock the computer, including the threat that he'll be sleeping on the couch if he doesn't read the card.
Nicole paying Larry for the computer and the damages done to the store with a cracker.
Gumball gripes about having to take out the trash on Elmore Plus, and then asks Darwin whether he should add "YOLO". Darwin then tells him to "have some self respect"...before saying that he should add "#swag" instead.
OMG GOT 2 SL@V3 AWAY TKING OUT THE TRASH . . . SMH
Gumball and Darwin draw portraits of each other, but Gumball is confused as to why his has a horrifying clown in the background. So he turns around...Turns out the clown is a telegram delivery man—Nicole apparently really wanted to make an impression with her reminder to take the trash out.
Gumball meows while chasing a laser on 4 legs with orchestra music playing... then claws his face snarling at the laser and jumping out the window while playing a cat scream.
The end where the entire family eats trash for dinner after Gumball throws the groceries on the garbage truck.
The way Penny's shell cracks in the first place - she improvises a kiss between her and Gumball in a school play, and Gumball takes the invitation - but is so nervous he ends up headbutting her by accident.
Gumball bursting into what looks like Banana Joe taking a bath, but it turns out to be his dad without his mustache, as when he puts it back on, his high-pitched screaming goes down a few octaves. And right when Gumball came in the house, Banana Joe's mom was painting a portrait of the aforementioned bathroom incident before it happened.
After giving Penny's dad a well-deserved talking down for how he'd been treating his daughter, Mr. Fitzgerald apologizes. Gumball then tells him not to beat himself up over it either because "Parenting is hard!", and he's still yelling like when he was calling him out.
Nicole gets shot by the pest controller's tranq dart (paralyzing one half of her body), so she tells Darwin and Anais to "teach him a lesson", which they do by grabbing her limp arm and leg, stretching them out like noodles, and slapping him in the face with them.
Gumball and Darwin's horrified reaction to Principal Brown's temporarily hairless body: Gumball states that, instead of going on a date with Penny over the weekend, he's going to bleach his eyeballs.
Gumball states that Chris Morris is so old, he should be classified as a mineral.
While it is also very unsettling, Darwin talking to Chris Morris in the park is pretty funny: he talks about his fears of Gumball not having time for him anymore after the events of "The Shell," which goes from calmly explaining the situation to rocking back and forth in catatonia to crying over it to telling Chris Morris off to accepting the fact that he may be too possessive and should let Gumball be happy.
When Gumball and Darwin are trying to chase Chris Morris, they find that he's so slow that walking at normal speed will make it impossible to catch him, so they have to walk at "90's dial-up slow", with appropriate visuals.
The twist on the old "Running from an explosion" trope seen in many action movies when Gumball and Darwin jump at the wrong time, fall on the their faces, and get burned (non-fatally).
Penny unzips her bag and sees Darwin was inside it, reading her diary. She invites him talk about it with her and Gumball at lunch, then zips the bag up and carries him off before he can say anything.
The ridiculous face and muscle-bound pose Darwin took every time he did something bad to Penny during the basketball game.
Defense! (stomp, stomp) Defense!
Gumball's weird laugh and the face he makes. "Ah. Ah. Aaaaaaahhhhhhh. Ah. Ah. Aaaaaaaahhhh."
Darwin and Gumball have a "bro wedding", which was Penny's idea.
The Black Comedy Burst of the Fitzgerald house on fire after the heartwarming ending of Gumball and Darwin's bro wedding.
Gumball message to Penny that she's cool gets passed around to everyone in class telephone game-style and ends with Carmen telling Penny that Gumball said she was fat, causing Penny to shapeshift into a monster and hiss at him. Then Gumball get pelted with trash, papers, and Banana Joe (as in someone just threw him at Gumball).
Richard got banned from Elmore's chicken restaurant because he took the "All You Can Eat" gimmick literally and ate a chair.
Richard disapproves of Granny Jojo seeing Louie because he believes his father could be coming back from buying milk. He left 42 years ago. Everyone else's reactions sell it, especially Granny Jojo's, who looks incredibly nervous.
Gumball thinking seeing Granny Jojo prettied up (to use the term loosely) is just a bad dream... until Anais and Darwin say it's not.
The kids make a Rube Goldberg Device to get Granny Jojo out the window of their room, which only launches her into the ceiling.
When Richard blocks Jojo and Louie's kiss, his hand gets covered in slobber and he wipes it on Gumball's face. Gumball declares "Well, that's that face ruined." then pulls off his head and grows another one.
During Nicole's flashback, when Larry charges her $100 for a tune-up, she pounds the hood and breaks a headlight causing it to go up to $200, then every time she yells something breaks and the price goes up until it reaches $750, leading to her harsh "Reason You Suck" Speech toward Larry (which she has no choice but to unleash on him since he's the only other person around):
Nicole: (head grows, voice deepens) You're a worm! You're a thieving, bottom-feeding, money-grubbing crook! People like you are squeezing the very last cent out of hard-working families! You're the reason ice caps are melting and baby polar bears are homeless! (returns to normal) I think that's all there was. Here. (gives him the money) Larry: Uh, would you like to add a tip? Nicole: Sure, a little extra 12%? (inhales, becomes angry again) You're a worthless maggot, a pointless little—
When it returns to the Watterson household, we see that her head has now grown to massive size and Richard is using the coffee table to push her back.
Larry's explanation as to why he can't sell Richard more food:
Larry: Sir, please! You just ingested 12,000 Calories an hour ago! To burn that off, you'll literally have to catch fire.
Mr. Small asking the Wattersons if they've taken any antibiotics, because if he's going to eat others, then the meat has to be organic and free of anything unnatural.
Richard is so depressed in January that he takes out the trash and throws himself in the can with it.
Darwin looking like an early 1930s cartoon character when depressed.
"You know metalheads: they pretend to be hardcore, but they're just hippies who like leather."
Richard creating the Sluzzlewurst in the same fashion as Usagi/Serena does when she transforms into Sailor Moon (with a little bit of He-Man).
Richard's credit card being sucked dry (literally) due to all the groceries he bought for the Sluzzle Tag feast.
The poorly-animated Sluzzle Tag special has two skeletons saying, "Jolly Sluzzle Ta—" then ends because animation takes a long time and Sluzzle Tag was invented earlier that day.
Tobias hits on Penny by calling his dance "The Butterfly Effect." Penny comments that it goes great with the dance she came up with, where she waves each hand in front of Tobias like she's holding something. Tobias asks what it's called and Penny answers "The Bug Spray".
Gumball and Darwin react to the butterfly coming out of its chrysalis as if it was an expectant mother going into labor.
Rocky tries to escape The Crocodile Woman who mistook his falling next to her on one knee with a bagel in his hand as a marriage proposal.
During "Elmore Help Desk", Karen answers the Crocodile Woman's question to Mr. Robinson.
The epic and overly long domino fall of everyone in Elmore, ending with Hector falling on top of Sussie's dad and getting him caught in his nose.
Gumball and Darwin contemplate the meaning of life after experiencing a massive sugar rush, then come out of the rush in a park where Gumball is dressed in a ballerina outfit with combat boots while Darwin is handcuffed to a lamppost with a tribal tramp stamp on his butt.
Larry tells Gumball and Darwin his daily schedule when they ask him about the meaning of life. He soon goes mad from the revelation when he realizes how boring it is and proceeds to leave his post, steal his boss's money, kiss his girlfriend Karen and his boss before throwing his boss in the cash register, steal Mrs. Robinson's car, drive to the beach, and walk into the ocean. All this while manically repeating his daily schedule.
Gumball and Darwin asks their mom Nicole what the meaning of life is,
Nicole: Hm, now that's a tricky one. I guess it would be- (background suddenly bursts into flames and speaks with a demonic face and voice) CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES! SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN! (Reverts to normal) ...Or having a family! It's pretty much the same. (Gumball and Darwin walk away, frightened)
The Sun and planets singing a cheery song about how life doesn't matter in the grand scale of things, with Gumball dismissing the song because he can't hear it and the planets are so far slow that by the time they finish, it will have been 4.75 billion years and the sun will have exploded — which it does. Made better by the bizarre fact that all of the planets have British accents like the moon and Saturn did in "The Debt",.
Sussie (the same one said to belong in a freak show by Miss Simian in "The Bet" and was such an outcast that her parents had to pay Gumball and Darwin to stay at her birthday party in "The Pony") gives a surprisingly profound answer on what the meaning of life is to the shock of a dejected Gumball and Darwin...before continuing to throw mayonnaise to feed pigeons.
Gumball challenges Jamie to a game of tag, which is Serious Business in Elmore. Darwin tries to talk him out of it.
Gumball: Dude, it's just a game! Darwin: Is Russian Roulette just a game? Gumball: No, Russian Roulette is an important multicultural game that bridges the subtle divide between Russia and Las Vegas.
The tweet Ben Bocquelet put up a few hours before "The Shell"note which finally revealed what Penny looks like under her shell aired.
I'm hiding in a bar cos I'm worried you guys are gonna go nuts and twitter murder me.