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Funny: South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
  • Doubling as a Moment Of Awesome: "Operation "Human Shield" my ass!"
  • The long, awkward pause from Conan and the audience, and subsequent slap from Terrance, after Brooke Shields blurts out that she once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.
  • Cartman randomly telling Kenny he hates him for no reason whatsoever.
  • The "German Scheisse Video" scene from The Movie.
    • "Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?!"
    • And a bit later:
    Cartman: If you were in a German scheisse video, you'd tell me, right?
    Liane: Yes, hon.
  • When Cartman is singing "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch":
    Cartman: What? (Turns around to see Kyle's mom right there) Aw, fuck.
    • How about before he begins singing?
    Cartman: Weeeeell~!
    Kyle: Don't do it, Cartman!
    Cartman: Weeeeell~!
    Kyle: I'm warning you!!!
    Cartman: Okay, okay! (walks off-screen)
    Kyle: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a—
    Cartman: Weeeeell Kyle's mom is a bitch! She's a big fat bitch!
    • Then he proceeds to show how you would say it in different languages, with background changes, outfit changes, and proper stereotypical music cues, for absolutely no reason other than to just get back at her, and annoy Kyle, even more!
  • When a transmission of Saddam Hussein was interfering with a military computer:
    General: (powers down the computer) It's fucking Windows 98! Get Bill Gates in here! (Bill Gates is summoned, escorted by soldiers) You told us Windows 98 will be faster, and more efficient with better access to the internet!
    Bill Gates: It is faster. Over five million- (shot)
  • "All the Baldwins are dead?!"
    • Plus, the scene where the Canadian army bombs the Baldwins and their mansion with a dozen planes and bombs. One surviving Baldwin shouts "Ha-ha! You missed me!", followed by one more plane coming in and bombing him.
  • "Donkey-raping shit-eater."
  • The scene after the entire class have seen the Terrance & Phillip Movie:
    Kyle: (Raising his hand) I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
    Cartman: (making funny noises, mocking Kyle's voice)
    Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!
    Cartman: Ay! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!
    Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F-word?!
    Cartman: (bluntly) Jew?
    Kyle: No, he's talking 'bout "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fatass!
    Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
    Cartman: Why the fuck not?!
    Mr. Garrison: Eric!
    Stan: (Points at Cartman) Dude, you said "fuck" again!
    Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
    Kenny: (muffled) Fuck.
    Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
    Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
    Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school councilor?
    Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?!
    (Whole class gasps in shock...)
    Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
    Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I said was: (Picks up a megaphone) "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS!?" Mr. Garrison...
    (Mr. Garrison ends up speechless...)
    Stan: Holy shit, dude.
  • This gem...
    Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
    Kyle: Yes I am, Cartman. I am a Jew.
    Cartman: Don't be so hard on yourself!
  • This other gem...
    Sheila: Throw the switch, Mr. Garrison!
    Mr. Garrison: Hey, I'm supposed to remain anonymous. (shows Garrison and Mr. Hat in black masks)
  • "Did you hear that? Sounds like a giraffe is dying over there!"
  • This piece of art...
    Mr. Mackey: (over the intercom) All children wearing Terrence and Phillip t-shirts must be sent home immediately.
    Students: (beat) HOORAY!!!
  • After Kenny's Meat Grinder Surgery.
    Doctor: We've replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.
    Kenny: WHAT!? (intestines explode and splats all over the boys)
    Cartman: Aw fucking weak, dude!
    • Then the doctor goes on a short angry rant, then cal my exits the room like nothing happened.
  • In a case of Mood Whiplash, after the sad duet between Kyle and the Mole ending with the latter's death, Kyle suddenly spouts "SHIT!".
  • When Mr. Mackey shows the moms the phrases the boys were using.
    Sheila: What the heck is a rimjob?
    Liane: (nonchalantly) Well, that's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass. (long pause)
    • Afterward when the boys are questioned about where they learned the words.
    Stan: We can't tell you, we made a secret oath.
    Cartman: It was the Terrence and Phillip movie.
    Stan: DUDE!
    Cartman: What? Fuck you guys, I want to get out of here.
  • When Stan and Kyle lead the crowd of soldiers into excitedly chanting for an encore from Big Gay Al in order to stall Terrance and Phillip's execution:
    Big Gay Al: Well, I do have a little song I wrote about the war; oh, but we haven't rehearsed.
    Stan: SING IT!!
    Soldiers: Yeah, sing it!
    Big Gay Al: Oh, I can't!
    Kyle: [offscreen] SING THE FUCKING SONG!!
  • Cartman's V-Chip malfunction, which turns him into an unholy meld of Emperor Palpatine, Vegeta and Denis Leary.
    Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!
  • After viewing the Terrance and Philip Movie for the first time, Cartman gives us this:
    Cartman: Yes, yes I saw the Terrance and Philip Movie. Now who wants to touch me? (Beat) I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?!"
    Butters: (While touching Cartman's arm) Ooh...
  • The severe case of Mood Whiplash when Kenny dies:
    Singer: Head so full of wonder, worries in the past... could it be, you are free at last? (Beat) NO!
    Kenny: WHAT?!
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