Funny / Shadow Hearts

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    Shadow Hearts 
  • In the first game where a flashback of young Yuri talks about how he wants "lots and lots of siblings'" and how "Mom and Dad can make babies if they are together" to his mother. Then the very next scene went downhill from there.
  • When Roger Bacon or rather, Albert Simon makes his escape during the summoning of the Seraphic Radiance, he mocks the heroes by offering them to come to London, to join him in a "spot of tea". He then gets beaned in the head when his protective barrier fails him and actually says 'Doh'.
  • The entire exchange between Margarete and the street kid Joshua, who keeps calling her 'ma'am' when she insists on being called 'miss'.
    Joshua: Really? Thank you, miss ma'am.
    Margarete: *sweatdrops* I don't appreciate that phrase.
    Yuri: Ha ha! Now that's a brave lad there.
    Margarete: Did you say something?
    Yuri: *sweatdrops* Er, nope...
  • In the first game, Yuri on the Smuggler's Boat. He gets severe seasickness and for the first part of the area he cannot even run in the field when you control him. When you talk to Margarete, Yuri almost vomits but Margarete yells at him, so he swallows it. Maragrete then chastises him for swallowing it.

    Shadow Hearts: Covenant 
  • Joachim's introduction as Grand Papilion intro speech. (Especially considering the sinister music that plays just prior), with the entire party going 'what?'
    • Ditto to the next dungeon where Joachim has a complete Cheesy confrontation with Veronica... Where he is powerless till he gets his mask back
  • This particular moment;
    Yuri: Bite me.
    Asmodeus-Rasputin: No, it is YOU who will bite ME!
    • Also:
    Astaroth: What do you wish, human?
    Yuri: I wish you'd shove it. You know where.
  • The Uncanny Valley turns what would have been the saddest moment in the game into a funny moment just because Yuri's face looked so ridiculous.
  • Very early in Covenant once you start using crests Gepetto will try to give one for Yuri to use. Only for him nervously refuse it because he can't use them essentially cementing his status as a badass Idiot Hero.
  • In Covenant, during Lucia's first presentation Yuri is absolutely dazzled by her dance. Just look at Karin meanwhile.
  • There's also the infamous exchange with Lucia
    Yuri: That is one giant pussy. note 
  • The Comically Missing the Point when Garan attempts to scare the party in Covenant. While he is attempting to scare them, they are more interested by the fact that he can float on a awesome pillow, and wonder where they can get one.
  • Take Anastasia to Kurando's mother after you unlocked Kurando's second fusion. Anastasia gets her alternate costume. And a lot of Accidental Innuendo.
  • In Covenant the group is traveling to Japan, following their epic battle with Nicolai where Yuri was gravely injured. The group speaks in hushed voices, wondering if he will ever recover... until Anastasia bursts out with:
    Anastasia: C'mon! Show me somebody that's in danger of dying from seasickness?!
    *camera pans to a downed Yuri scratching his ass*
    • Also in the scene is a Funny Background Event: Anastasia is trying to get Blanca to do some trick. Blanca simply puts one of his paws on her head.
  • Roger Bacon's first scene in Covenant. After he finds out that Yuri and company gave Nicolai the Emigre Manuscript, he launches into an emotionally-driven speech about how he never once revealed its location even while being tortured...only for Yuri to smack him in the middle of said speech.
  • When Anastasia is talking in Edgar's shop about how the forces of Good must stand against the forces of Evil, everyone is enthralled...except for Yuri, who is trying to teach Blanca how to dance.
  • Yuri gives flashbacks on the plot from the first game in Covenant, complete with hand drawn pictures, drawn in a silly style. The great castle Neameto looks like it has baguettes sticking out of it, and the Seraphic Radiance is reduced to a monster with lopsided breasts and fangs.
  • There's a puzzle that involves setting a grandfather clock to a certain time, and the times are found in various places around the room. You get 'three o'clock' from a book about farts;
    '' "It's a Gas! All about Farts"
    Farts usually come roughly six hours after eating. (So if you had breakfast, one should come around three o'clock.) Don't try to hold them in or they'll come out your mouth. Be considerate, but commit to healthy farting.''
    • If Yuri sets the clock to three, a loud farting noise is heard. The vase next to the clock appears to be the one that farted.
      Narration: A foul smell fills the air. Oh my god.
  • The poor Ring Soul is an entity that shows up to Yuri and company, and grants them the ability to customise their Judgement Rings. However he struggles to remain professional when Yuri constantly calls him 'Ring Spirit', and while Karin does try to scold Yuri for it, she also ends up using the term 'Ring Spirit'. The Ring Soul doesn't take too kindly to this and eventually snaps;
    Ring Soul: I always take it seriously! The Ring Soul doesn't have much impact as a character, so I have to play it all majestic! It's a tough role! I've got a 30-year mortgage, the wife and kids to feed! I can't afford not to take my job seriously, okay?! I'm trying my hardest to leave some kind of impression on the people I meet! Why are you being such a pain?! Just taking me for a fool! Ring Spirit this, Ring Spirit that! I'm the Ring Soul! Okay?! Let me spell it out! R-i-n-g S-o-u-l!

    Shadow Hearts: From The New World 
  • In From the New World, when Shania introduces herself to Johnny, watch where his line of sight is.
  • Johnny's first reaction to Mao is surprise, given that, well, she's a talking cat. No one else seems to notice.

  • The Running Gag where you name Roger Bacon. In the first game, you first meet him and he introduces himself, cutting to a naming screen. And then you get interrupted when he starts looking at the screen and asking if the player thinks they're going to travel together.
  • Pick all the "wrong" options during the interrogation scenes in Covenant and From the New World - also doubles as Video Game Cruelty Potential, when you see characters repeatedly shocked or poked with swords