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Funny: New Girl
  • The montage of Schmidt's various Douchebag Jar filling acts during "Story of the fifty".
    Hey Winston, did you know that NWA does not stand for "Never Walk Alone"?
  • Jess explains that while most people do the chickens dance one way and demonstrates with the more common motions, she likes to do a peck because it's more realistic.
    • The gang doing the chicken dance in slow motion.
  • Winston passionately singing along to the Wicked soundtrack on the way to Mexico.
  • Winston pretending to be gay so Nick's two bickering girlfriends would leave.
  • "I was gonna go milk my cows with my bucket".
  • ''"Is it weird that he wants me to speak in a low voice and call me Kevin?"''
  • Schmidt teaching Nick how to be a douche then Jess catches them in bed.
    "Oh, my God, is this happening too?"
  • "I love him! I wanna rub my face on his face!"
  • Jess and Paul sexual role-play with her as Bette Davis and him as James Stewart.
  • The landlord thinking he's about to have a 3-way with Jess and Nick.
  • Why is the cast of The Social Network in our apartment?
  • "You are not gonna regret this". (Gilligan Cut to Jess crying while watching Dirty Dancing)
  • Schmidt doing a sexy dance while Japanese businessmen watch.
  • Attempts to defrost Hank the turkey in "Thanksgiving".
  • "That's second base? That means I'm not a virgin anymore."
  • A stranger and his nana giving young Jess candy.
  • "And my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!"
  • Schmidt refusing to dress as sexy Santa Claus, Cinco de Sexy or sexy Martin Luther King.
  • Schmidt pronouncing chutney as "chut-a-ney".
  • Schmidt's 2007 new years resolution list.
    "Find out where Winston gets his sparkle and then steal it".
  • "I don't think she knows what motor-boating means".
  • Schmidt's monologue during Winston and Shelby's first kiss as a real couple.
    Schmidt: Shelby, be careful with his mustache, please; it's very delicate. I can't watch this any more. Winston, I hope you're better in bed because your street work is embarrassing. Am I talking too much? I don't wanna ruin the moment. You know what; if this was my grandmother's building, she'd be outside on the patio yelling down at you and she'd be saying, "You look beautiful, the two of you are a beautiful couple, I'm glad you found one another," but she wouldn't invite you up because she's a horrible racist. You want me to put on some Jodeci?
  • Backslide: Two words: Tom Waits.
  • Schmidt: Was that true that Cece would eat me up? 'Cause I got the prime rib, yo. Carving station, sneeze guard, kids eat for free. Let's just forget that last part, though.
  • Jess attempts to scare off a potential roommate by hissing at him.
  • Winston's fear of the dark.
  • Schmidt and Nadia's "date". If you could call it that.
    Schmidt: In America, honey, Mickey Mouse is earthbound.
  • Winston dressed as a cop for Halloween, reaching for the gun of a real cop.
  • Winston suffering from "Sympathetic PMS".
  • Nick's finished zombie novel which Winston professes as the worst thing he's ever read. Contains an unsolvable word search.
  • "You give a cookie, you get a cookie!"
  • Winston's utter Freak Out during "Bathtub"
  • In Santa, Nick attempts to give Angie a lapdance. Then Angie gives Nick a lapdance, only to be interrupted by Schmidt, who tries to show her how to do it right. Until Nick wriggles out from under him.
  • Jess and guns.
  • When Winston and Schmidt freak out because they thought a guy was about to rob them and when the guy freaked out because he thought they were kidnapping him.
  • Nick's "master disguise" persona, Julius Pepperwood.
    "Thin crust pizza? No thanks, I'm from Chicago."
  • "Quick Hardening Caulk". From Nick and Jess's innuendo filled trip to the hardware store, Jess doped up on painpills, and Nick and Jess's aquarium shattering attempt at sex, the whole thing is a riot.
  • Winston's first kiss with Daisy.
    Daisy: "C minus. You kiss like a damn bitch."
  • Jess attempts to give Schmidt a purple nurple.
    Jess: Where are your nipples, man?!
    Schmidt: ...I'll never tell. *chuckles*
  • "...Burkas isn't you guys, right?"
  • The magnificent clusterfuck that is Jess' attempt at a one night stand on Valentines Day. Complete with Schmidt's tires getting stolen, Jess attempting to tie a knot in a cherry stem and almost choking, and a liberal dose of shrooms.
  • Nick stripping to his underwear and dancing like an idiot for Russian gangsters. Context? What context?
  • From "Pepperwood", Jess's reactions to Edgar's story.
  • Back in season 2, Jess had to go to a job interview while she's PMS'ing and she gets emotional about the portrait of the interviewer's dead dog.
    PUPPY! IN A! CUP!
  • Jess's list of "Alternatives to Intercourse" for her class.
    *Get to know a neighbour
    * Tick/lice check
    * Change your email password
    * Look at pics of ST Ds
    * Write a convict
    * Meet a friend for decaf
    * Watch Friday Night Lights

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