Who am I? who am I
?!?! well i am Theodore K. Mullins, and Nick is my lover on the downlow. Tell her, Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in Apartment 4-D. Oh great Negro spirit, please come down and loose these chains on this woman! Flesh on flesh, when the lights are off we are all the same. Dear Lord, HELP
me Father! (in tears)
get out of my house-GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! (as girls leave)
You told Harpo to beat ME?!?!you love them over me-(normal voice,to Nick:)
you-you're sweating so much it looks like rain. to Schmidt:
and you-well, you're peaking, man you're at the prime of your life. (claps) Cece, get rid of the motorcycle. and Jess, don't act like you haven't thought about us when you're going solo.
i don't work a 9 to 5, I'm here all day i can hear you. now go away, because I'm having cereal!