Compa's feast Chirper event is a mix of funny and heartwarming. It starts with the other girls explaining why they've never needed to learn how to cook and goes from there.
IF: I'm glad Compa's on our side. It's great we can eat like this, even when we're on the road.
5pb.: Yes, I was surprised at how delicious Compa's cooking is. It hits all the right notes!
Compa: Teehee. Are you buttering me up?
Nepgear: Um, IF, you can't cook either.
IF: I don't need to. I'm the breadwinner. I live to work.
Gust: I have lots of work as alchemist.
5pb.: I'm a pop star, so...
Nisa: The heroine of justice subsists only on the crushed dreams of evil!
Nepgear: That doesn't sound nutritious...
Compa: All right, everyone. The food will get cold if we keep talking.
Nisa: Yeah, I'm going to dig in.
Nepgear: Mmmm. It's as tasty as ever.
Gust: Nomnomnom... Compa would be a good housewife.
Nisa: Allow me to become your husband!
5pb.: I'd want a wife like Compa, too. It'd be easy to write songs about her.
IF: ...Dammit all.
Gust: No, no. I will take her. Gust will shower her with devotion.
IF: S-Stop this stupid debate, everyone! Can't you see that Compa's all mine!?
Nepgear, Nisa, Gust, 5pb.: ...
Nisa: The heroine's closet has creaked open.
Nepgear: I honestly didn't suspect at all...
5pb.: U-Um, well... please invite me to sing at your wedding...