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Hyperdimension Neptunia

  • Neptune and her friends beat up Black Heart for the something-th time in a row. Then this dialogue happens (this is paraphrased a bit):
    Neptune: Ha! You can't beat us! We fight for justice!
    IF: Yeah. Three on one. Such justice.
  • Early in Lastation, a story quest involves finding a child that has gotten lost somewhere. Compa then says something so unexpected in regards to something that has never been brought up before that it can't help but be funny (therefore, the joke isn't that funny if you're expecting it, but still.):
    Neptune: What's this kid look like?
    Compa: The mom said her/his body is just an NPC silhouette so she/he should be easy to spot.
  • Jade (a minor NPC) and his death at the hands of Magiquone/Arfoire is THIS.
    Neptune: Oh, yep. Death flag triggered. I kinda guessed he was one of those gonna-die-NPCs when I met him. Is he okay?
    IF: H-How can you act like that when someone is dying? Compa, can't you do something?
    • The kicker?
    Jade: I'm a member of the Guild. I live on Leanbox, but I don't follow Lady Green Heart...
    Neptune: ...Why're you telling me now? What's up with this?
    IF: ...And that's that. You finished him off.
    Neptune: Oops. Well, that was for ruining the moment.
  • Using Neptune's ultimate attack, CPU Neptune, summons a ship that fires a giant laser onto the enemy. Said giant laser also consumes the entire land mass and looks like it's destroying it too. However, in the bottom-right of the screen there is a disclaimer of, "This is not actually happening."
  • The beginning of the game where Blanc refers to Vert as "Thunder Tits". This nickname has been kept in later releases, especially in Victory.
  • After Noire fakes amnesia, Neptune wants her to join the team.
    IF: Neptune, you found her, so you better take responsibility for her.
    Neptune: Alrighty! I'll feed her, potty train her, take her for walks, and get her spayed until she remembers something!
    IF: What? Oh well.

Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2

  • The beginning of the final chapter of the second game where the four Hearts are still arguing about which game system is the best while the four Sisters get along so well.
  • Compa's feast Chirper event is a mix of funny and heartwarming. It starts with the other girls explaining why they've never needed to learn how to cook and goes from there.
    IF: I'm glad Compa's on our side. It's great we can eat like this, even when we're on the road.
    5pb.: Yes, I was surprised at how delicious Compa's cooking is. It hits all the right notes!
    Compa: Teehee. Are you buttering me up?
    IF: I think it's more surprising that Compa is the only girl here who can cook a decent meal.
    Nepgear: Um, IF, you can't cook either.
    IF: I don't need to. I'm the breadwinner. I live to work.
    Gust: I have lots of work as alchemist.
    5pb.: I'm a pop star, so...
    Nisa: The heroine of justice subsists only on the crushed dreams of evil!
    Nepgear: That doesn't sound nutritious...
    Compa: All right, everyone. The food will get cold if we keep talking.
    Nisa: Yeah, I'm going to dig in.
    Nepgear: Mmmm. It's as tasty as ever.
    Gust: Nomnomnom... Compa would be a good housewife.
    Compa:Th-That's embarrassing. I'm a nurse, too.
    Nisa: Allow me to become your husband!
    IF: ...Stupid.
    5pb.: I'd want a wife like Compa, too. It'd be easy to write songs about her.
    IF: ...Dammit all.
    Gust: No, no. I will take her. Gust will shower her with devotion.
    IF: S-Stop this stupid debate, everyone! Can't you see that Compa's all mine!?
    Nepgear, Nisa, Gust, 5pb.: ...
    IF: Tch, crap! N-No! What I meant to say was...
    Compa: Oh, dear. Iffy, you really are...
    Nisa: The heroine's closet has creaked open.
    Gust: Lovey-Dovey.
    Nepgear: I honestly didn't suspect at all...
    5pb.: U-Um, well... please invite me to sing at your wedding...
  • In the 'Obligatory hot spring event', Gust compares and ranks the breast sizes of some of the playable characters, sans herself, and places Nisa in last place after a pane of glass
  • 5pb's 2nd concert in-game.
  • "Oh crap, it's Nepgear." Both Uni and Ram respond with this when they come across her in Leanbox.

Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory

  • The beginning of the game. You will NOT see that one coming.
  • Neptune lampshading that she's back at level 1 from level 99 while Nepgear's at level 10.
  • During the conversation between Neptune, Noire and Plutia when Neptune first goes to Planetune in the 80's, Neptune claims Noire has no friends. Both Noire and Plutia's reactions to this are priceless. Funnier is Neptune's reaction after she finds out Noire DOES have friends.
  • Anytime Iris Heart is on the screen. Anytime.
    • Special mention goes to her first scene, where she politely asks the villain present to wait while she torments her party members for a bit. After an... intense set of bargaining, she eventually thanks the villain for her patience. Said villain admits she just didn't want to have a yard of what was going on.
  • Pirachu called Arfoire "OBAHAN" and thus made her mad.
    • In English, the lines were more generic "old hag" insults that still spark her ire, but lack the same impact... until Pirachu tells Plutia Arfoire is only so cranky because she's menopausal.
      • This doubles as a Call Back to the first game when IF made a comment about menopause when Arfoire first appeared.
  • Plutia questions why you don't have to travel through a dungeon in order to reach another nation in Neptune's world.
    Neptune: Yeah, we retconned that.
    • Shortly thereafter, they comment that things would be so much easier if Noire built a road connecting the nations directly, only to hear Histoire yelling that they should do something about it... and then remember Histoire is nowhere near them right now. They were so lazy their own subconscious yelled at them to get something done. In unison.
  • This exchange:
    Nep: (comparing Blanc and Plutia) And when it comes to HDD, yours is so much crazier.
    Plutia: Awww, I'm always really nice...
  • When Noire, Neptune, and Blanc see Plutia holding baby IF, Compa, and Peashy, they all immediately assume she was pregnant during their absence and the children belong to her. Their overreactions are hilarious, right down to Neptune starting to recite the numerals of pi.
  • "Booby Milk!"
    "Kids sure do say the darnedest things."
  • A self-aware tutorial. That is all.
    Nepgear gains the “Emo” Affinity!
    Neptune: The game system popped some kind of window up! What’s an "Emo Affinity"?
    Glad you asked. By worrying about her lack of personality, Nepgear acquired a "Learning Ability."
    Depending on the situation she finds herself in, she may learn various other unhelpful things.
    That is to say, these don’t affect the game in any way.
    Neptune: Whoa, a self-aware tutorial window responded to me!
  • When Yellow Heart first appears, both Vert and Blanc agree to take her out, so Vert can have the largest chest among the CPUs again.
    • In case you're wondering, Noire complains so much until Plutia gets fed up, transforms into Iris Heart and teaches her a lesson, resulting in breaking Noire. This continues even in the Basilicom, where Noire still sounds like a Broken Record, while Plutia is rather... satisfied.
      Plutia: Ehehe. I gave Noire some good service... Yummmmm! I'm so full now!
  • At the start of Chapter 10, you will see the drawings. Thank you Yuu Kobayashi.
  • The start of the Good Ending. Nepgear gets left behind in the alternate Gamindustri.
  • Any scene involving Nepgear as soon as she arrives in Alternate Gamindustri. Poor girl just can't catch a break.
  • (Noire Logic) Plutia HDD -> we win -> Planeptune citizens see Sadie -> freak -> Lastation wins!
    • YMMV on this one since this is the part where fans, especially the ones who trust the NISA translations think that Noire is a back stabber to her friend.
  • Three Words : Please Stand By!!!
  • How Neptune and Plutia explain the situation so that Nepgear can turn into a CPU in Alternate Gamindustri: (just like the example with the NPC silhouette above, this shall be with spoiler tags)
    Neptune: Well... Uh, okay. Yadda-yadda-yadda...
    Plutia: Blah-de-blah-de-blah-blah-blah...
    • The kicker? Vert understood all that.
    Blanc: What a convenient language.
  • Neptune: Five hours later... turns out it was only thirty minutes passed by.
  • Neptune casually Breaking the Fourth Wall with the other party members tell her to stop breaking it already.
  • After Neptune comes back from Leanbox and Nepgear is depressed because her sister left her behind, Neptune tries to make her feel better by saying she loves her. Also remember that IF and Peashy are still babies at this point.
    Neptune: Nepgear! I, Neptune, your big sister... looooooves you!
    Nepgear: ...Huh?
    Plutia: Oh, my! Incestual confessions!
    (*Neptune and Nepgear continue to confess their love to each other*)
    IF: ...Dis is hawt.
    Peashy: Ooh, lovey-dovey sistahs.
  • While trying to make sense of Mr. Badd's 'daughters' and where they came from, Neptune comes to a conclusion. The fact that she says it with a >‿< expression on her face only makes it better:
    Neptune: Nope, I got it! You’re a hermaphrodite! You sowed and reaped your own seed!
  • Early in the game, we get this gem after Noire says she'll be going into a big speech.
  • This gem from Neptune as Rei was about to get long winded.
    Neptune: The text box only has three lines.
  • At the end of a Nepstation event, Noire and Blanc starts to argue then turns on Histoire, who flees and ends the broadcast.
  • Another Nepstation event where one of the news topic shows Blanc glaring at Child Compa.
  • This event involving Tekken:
    Tekken: After this, Histy came home, saw Kuma and passed out...
  • Although while creepy, Anonydeath delivers this line:
    Anonydeath: That faint smile on your face as you'd check your external hard drive.
  • The thought of Anonydeath being surrounded by four Fake Noires is awkwardly funny with Noire being too uncomfortable about the situation.
  • The thought of having Multiple Iris hearts running around due to Fake Purple Heart appearing. IF and Nepgear's response is being scared, while Blanc's response?
    Blanc: The world would be doomed.

Megadimension Neptunia VII

  • The ending credits of the arcs give characters some amusing titles, like labeling Umio as "Uzume's Emergency Rations."
  • Neptune pretty much no selling Noire's attempt at being a Tsundere with her, and her trying to throw Uni under the bus only for her sister to retaliate by mentioning how worried Noire was about Neptune.
  • Anytime Uzume accidentally dips into her Orange Heart personality is guaranteed to be hilarious, especially her really poor attempts at covering it up after realizing what she was doing.
  • Adult Neptune's introduction is filled with hilarity, simply because her attitude about the situation is just so damn cheerful. The fact that her talking alone managed to debuff Arfoire is great fun.
  • IF's utter disbelief and confusion over Neptune's dream and her ideal of happiness, and how she can't stand how heartwarming it is.
  • Out of all of the main four Neptune of all people having the least selfish dream is funny considering all evidence in the series would make you think otherwise.
  • Both Uzume and Umio assuming that Neptune was Nepgear's younger sister, not because of appearance, but because of Neptune's whining about wanting pudding and how Nepgear kind of had to handle it.
  • The post-game scenes.
    • Nepgear and Uni have a contest in the sauna, and the loser has to buy drinks for both of them. Neither of them give up because they don't have enough money to uphold their end of the bet and want to avoid the embarrassment of admitting it. It gets to the point where they both faint and are only saved by the older Neptune coming in.
    • The CPUs cosplay to raise their share levels. Noire tries to formally recommend they do the event, but in reality she just wanted a reason to dress up. She even says she knows a person who can make their costumes; that person happens to be her.
    • Vert has Ram and Rom dress up as racing queens for an event, which is swiftly halted by Blanc. Vert still got what she wanted.
    • Blanc is annoyed with Ram, Rom, and B-Sha's antics, but Umio gets them all to settle down. Blanc then asks Uzume if she could hire Umio as a babysitter, but Uzume declines, because Umio's her emergency rations.
  • Steamax is cornered by Neptune, IF, and Compa, but he has a trick on his sleeve. Said trick is to throw his Porn Stash on the floor to distract the three. It works with Neptune not being able to stop looking at it, Compa having an ingenious solution by closing her eyes, and IF berating the two only for her to glance at the pages.
  • Neptune, as Purple Heart, being The Tease towards Steamax. Steamax becomes so flustered by it he ends up fainting.
  • In the Hyperdimension side of the Heartdimension arc, Nepgear's party argues over who gets to activate the Sharing Field against Dark Black. In the end, E-Sha manages to steal this moment, resulting in Nepgear questioning if she's losing her status as main character of the scenario. Even Dark Black seems to be exasperated by the party's antics.
  • Also an awesome moment. Kurome manages to steal the console, only to lose it to Steamax and get punched by a Dogoo-Man. Additionally, Nepgear further fears that she's losing the spotlight because the minor comic relief characters managed to deal the first blow to the Big Bad.
  • Meanwhile on the Heart Dimension side, Neptune does not take it well when she realizes she's becoming a Decoy Protagonist for both Uzume and adult Neptune.
    Neptune: This is protagonist fraud at this point! I'll take this to court! I'll sue and I'll win!
  • Steamax vandalizes Neptune's online article for blogging material. Nepgear notices it and tries to fix it, but goes too far in the other direction with some over-the-top praises. Histoire eventually has to lock the article to stop the edit war.
  • Vert and Nepgear ask S-Sha to help settle an argument they've had since the series began — whether the bird and horse hybrid creatures should be called horsebirds or birdhorses. S-Sha begins "They should obviously be called 'Cho..." before she's cut off by Vert and Nepgear freaking out.
  • While deciding on a name for the cat, K-Sha settles on Blanc. Noire vows to make sure Blanc the CPU never meets the cat.
  • C-Sha decides the best way to stand out from other characters in the series is to be the type to end up in underwear when she's hit. Blanc is rather weirded out by the proposal.
  • The beginning of Vert's prologue. It starts with a ridiculous CG shot of S-Sha sitting on a Dogoo Man while Dogoo Ladies fan her on either side, which Vert points out. S-Sha gets things back on track and tells Vert to pull out the Holy Sword, which she succeeds at... and is congratulated on being the 983,067th Wielder of the Sword, which Vert expresses surprise at. S-Sha then gives Vert 100 credits as a farewell gift, which Vert does not like one bit.
  • The event that happens at the end of Uzume's flashback where it's revealed that Umio is a reincarnation of a guy who once supported Uzume through tough times. Let's just say that Uzume's entire flashback sequence was seen by everyone.
  • The epilogue of the G arc has Vert squeeing at Steamax's devotion towards Affimojas, even pleasantly surprised that Steamax was the dominant one even. Nosebleed included.

Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1

  • Near the beginning of the game, Neptune and Compa revisit the place Neptune crash landed. Neptune tries to joke and gets told off for it.
    Compa: Nep-Nep, did you lose anything by chance? Maybe an ID or anything?
    Neptune: I wish, but you know, I can't remember anything so... hey, wait... I do remember something I'm missing!
    Compa: Really?! What is it?
    Neptune: Well, that's obvious...
    Compa: Obvious...?
    Neptune: My memory!
    Compa: ...
    Neptune: Um... wasn't that... funny?
    Compa: Nep-Nep, I don't think now is the time to be fooling around...
  • Right before a boss fight, after Compa has been grabbed by the boss -
    Neptune: Oh no, Compa! She's being *censored* and *censored*!
    Compa: I'm not being *censored*! I'm just off-screen, Nep-Nep!
  • While Noire and Neptune are looking for Lastation's legendary weapon -
  • IF uses the fights against some fake Purple Hearts as a opportunity for some stress relief. Neptune naturally feels uneasy by it.
  • When the party tries to teleport to Celestia, they find that the teleport room is too small and they have to squeeze in. Vert uses this as an excuse to give IF some Marshmallow Hell, who eventually faints happily.

Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth 2: Sisters Generation

  • An odd example of Characterization Marches On, but the fact that Nepgear's love of electronics has been added in makes a lot of her scenes gain an additional level of hilarity. Her drooling during her first visit of Lastation is a pretty good example of this.
    Nepgear: Y-Yeah you're right. We have to do our best, or Lastation will be in danger. Must. Not. Window. Shop.
    • In addition to this one, she goes absolutely nuts over Uni's gun collection, exhausting the latter. She also offers to maintain Uni's guns for her, which Uni calls her out for using that as an excuse just so that she could fondle her collection; a fact that Nepgear doesn't deny.
  • While the two get along far better than Neptune and Noire, the arguments between Nepgear and Uni can get pretty damn funny. Special mention goes to an event where they are arguing about which of their sisters are worse; not noticing that their sisters are in the same room as them. Then it shows Neptune and Noire casually commenting on the debate, before devolving into one themselves about which one of them is better than the other.
    Noire: There's no point in trying to argue about which of us is better.
    Nepune: No doubt. Reality can be the cruelest of mistresses, right, Noire?
    Noire: I don't get why you're looking at me with such pity. Need I remind you how superior I am in every respect?
    Neptune: Haw, Haw. You need new material, my stale-joke telling pal. I get your need to act defensive, though.
    Noire: That's some pretty big talk there. Perhaps I need to make the truth crystal clear to you!
  • Nepgear and Histoire's reaction to Neptune working, instead of feeling proud and amazed Nepgear is worried, while Histoire feels guilty and bewildered.
  • In one Chirper event, Blanc joins N-chan by Nepgear's reccomendation and her first post is asking for help with the rules as she's new to the forum. Her first reply is "First rule to learn - For six months you hold ROM, then you gain posting privileges after that". Three guesses what happens next.
  • Red is a walking moment of funny courtesy of her continued wifey hunt, but this one line stands out after Underling calls her a "wifey musclehead."
    Red: Wifey musclehead? Don't be hatin' just because you're not on my hit-that list!

Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth 3: V Generation

  • The new introduction scene, really just all of it. The massive rant Neptune goes on about Nepgear's tech hobby being introduced takes the cake.
  • The post-game scenario also uses this for all it's worth, with Neptune trying to remind Nepgear about the new intro scene and getting increasingly more detailed and more fourth wall breaking with each elaboration. The implication being that Nepgear forgot about it since the scene wasn't in the original Victory plot.
  • The introductory events for the DLC characters are all hilarious in their own way, but special mention goes to RED. At first Neptune assumes she was sucked into a white light like all the other Maker characters, but RED instead says she got there by jumping off a swing and jumping into a lake. Neptune immediately freaks out and begins questioning RED on what drove her to go so far; RED is understandably confused.
  • After the events where Hyperdimension!Vert becomes an idol producer, Chika gets Vert to return home and get back to work by literally writing a ransom note that holds all of Vert's games as hostages. She can't get home fast enough!
    Vert: (Reading Chika's letter) "My darling Vert, your nation needs you so stop messing around and get back to work! If you don't, your precious games will, one at a time-"

Hyperdevotion Noire: Goddess Black Heart

  • The moments where Resta breaks her pure girl image are hilarious, like in one post mission scene-
    Noire: We can't rest yet. Besides, this is partially all of your faults, as well.
    Estelle: You're acting like an evil dragon!
    Lee-Fi: Like a big red cape-wearing jerk!
    Resta: (whispering) Forever alone...
    Noire: Uh, wait. Did I just imagine Resta saying something incredibly rude?
    Resta: You must be hearing things.
  • In one optional scene, Noire runs across Ein Al betting on a yellow bird race. Noire learns that Ein is using the Basilicom's budget and tries to stop her, but runs into some resistance.
    Noire: Dang it! If you lose, you're going to pay it all back! Every credit!
    Ein Al: It all rests in the hands of fate.
    Noire: This is unbelievable... I can't help anyone if we're flat broke, you know?
    Ein Al: What a miser. Money symbolizes greed for the material. How sad to see you embracing such a vice...
    Noire: You're one to talk, you gamble-happy bird racer!
  • The furniture you can purchase in Sim Noire talks. Yeah. Most of them give tutorial-like advice or say pretty innocuous things. One of them, however...

Hyperdimension Neptunia the Animation

Alternative Title(s): Hyper Dimension Game Neptune, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Hyperdimension Neptunia Mk 2, Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Megadimension Neptunia VII