Ash, after reading the Ho Yay that is Anthony's mind: "Called it."
Ash's mind is, as some comments on YouTube put it, "essentially Tumblr." Memes, silly .gifs, and cake. Anthony is confused, and Ash just responds "My world, bitch. My world."
Ash enters Papa Burch's mind, kicks sand in his face, and he details his plan to "bone her mom", have a girl that looks just like her, and ruin her life. Then punches her in the face for "catching her fat ass tryin' to read my mind."
The Stinger has Ash and Anthony committing suicide after reading Dusty's mind. The note is signed "Hairy girl and brown man".
Papa Burch not being impressed with Saints Row 3.
(Anthony just surfed tackled an old lady while being shirtless and wearing a cowboy hat and a proton pack.
Papa: "I've done that in real life."
Ash's argument why Saints Row: The Third is a good feminist game is a combination of this and Crowning Moment Of Awesome: By creating a 300 lb. black woman with a pink afro as her player character, and pointing out that no other game even gives the option to do that. Said player character is shown naked, doing a sexy dance in the middle of the street, while an agitated truck driver honks at her.
After Ashly possesses Ashley, makes her transfer all her money over to Ashly, and then kill herself, Ashly attempts something similar on Papa Burch. Who aims a gun at her. Without looking up or even turning around. And Ashly is an invisible ghost.
Anthony with his pants around his ankles and heading towards an elementary school.
Anthony: "Who wants to play my bone flute!?
Cooking Mama: "Wait, who the fuck is that?" "That's Mom, you dumbshit!" "Oh. That explains a lot, actually."
The end credits for the Viva Pinata episode has "I can't remember how to do the fucking squiggly line over the n".
Professor Layton: "Which of these prostitutes has gonorrhoea?" [...] "Prostitute D is a dog."
Ash, pointing dramatically while wearing a top hat: "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!"
The "???" episode has Ash running around with a baby doll taped to her back, sitting on cupcakes, and screaming her lungs out when the baby falls off. (And throwing eggs at Anthony). When it's revealed that she's being a Yoshi, everything suddenly makes sense.
In the beginning of the Persona 3 episode, Anthony asks Ash why she's playing 3 when 4 just came out. Ash promptly kills herself. At the funeral, one of their friends asks what Persona 3 is, to which Papa Burch replies, "A game where you fucking kill yourself, apparently."
The "Dear Esther" episode has Ashly narrating a stream-of-consciousness speech while wandering around in a park. The speech gets...a little weird after she drinks some "apple juice" actually tequila her dad had lying around...
Egoraptor: I do not need ammo when it comes to katanas.
Ash singing along to one of the songs from the ride, which reminds Jhonen of "Ragdoll" by Aerosmith...which he can't remember the lyrics to, so he starts scatting the tune, in hopes someone will identify it. Anthony gets it stuck in his head, despite never hearing the song before. This segues into Anthony imagining Bill Cosby replacing Steven Tyler at a concert and confusing the fans.
Sexy Booth Babes
Pretty much all of Ash's Indoor Voice.
Ash's Indoor Voice: Fucking nailed it, good work kid!
What happens if you're playing local multiplayer and you don't play nice? Papa Burch is gonna come to your house and lick your face. He'll find you.