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Challenge videos
INFERNAL HIGH II
- Logan struggling to read the rules.
- At the start, before they begin the challenge:Logan: Hello Minecraft god, I offer up a sacrifice: my braincells.
- This exchange between Travis and Logan:Travis: What if I add this [singing] waaaaateeeeeer?
Logan: You flooded my home. I'll never financially recover. - "Someone call the poggers police!"
- Cooper's reaction to Logan's chimney:Cooper: What kinda fire you got going in there? You making something the feds should be aware of?
AETHER HIGHCRAFT
- Sam's desperate search for sex.Sam: Does anyone wanna get sexual?
- Sam framing Travis for antisemitism for saying he's stinky.
- Travis's reaction to being told he has to take a bong rip to be teleported back to the group.Travis: [deep sigh] Be right back...
DROPPER HIGHCRAFT
- When Joko has a bunch of bong rips to distribute:Joko: Gather round, gather round. Alright, line up, line up.
Cooper: What? Is this a fucking firing squad? Just give 'em! Just drop 'em!
Joko: It is a firing squad!
2b2stoned
- This exchange:Joko: Why is Liam talking to me like this in chat?
Cooper: I have chat off. Is it funny?
Joko: He said... "Joko, I need to bend you over and give you backshots ASAP." Like, you are out of pocket! - Joko and Cooper's back and forth about the meaning of "gooning", culminating in:Joko: Okay, if you guys are jerking each other off in here, I'm just gonna leave.
Cooper: YOU wrote "Gooning Shack"! This is your establishment! - Sam falling asleep mid-challenge.
- Joko's entry to their book:mammoth - joko
no but really I need hamburger so bad. I beliving in yout to getted me hamburger. my head braind squishy <(^_^)>
raise ur dongers high or fanum will tax ur eats
sorry for that i hurty
SMP videos
The Boofing of Travesville
- The 53 page lore book detailing the exploits of Lord Boofington I.
I raised his property value.
- Cooper manually rebuilding Joko's house in the sky block by block. And of course, his reaction:Joko: Okay, you're... an insane person. Who needs to be put in a fucking mental asylum.
Miscellaneous
SMP livestreams
- The spyglass zoom sound effect being replaced with a vine boom.
