- The first lines of the movie are pretty funny if a bit foreboding.
Ben: Typical of Victor Von Doom to build a 30 foot statue of himself.
- Ben's reaction after finding out that he's working under Johnny.
Ben: I cannot take orders from the underwear model.
- Reed walks away from Ben after Ben tries to point out (again) that he and Sue are meant for each other.
Ben: Do I have to do everything myself?
- After Johnny falls off his snowboard and lights on fire, melting the snow around him into water. The scene ends rather "suggestively".
- Later Johnny's walking around wearing (almost) nothing while showing off his new fire powers.
Now picture that... But everywhere! I mean... Everywhere!
- Ben sitting on the Brooklyn Bridge moping.
Ben: Oh yeah Ben, few days in space, it'll be great, what's the worst that could happen?
- When Johnny, after failing several times to get Ben to slap himself in the face with the hand covered in shaving cream. Then he finally succeeds.
- The scene when the gang is watching Johnny on TV at the Moto-X Games.
Reporter: So, what are your superhero names?
Johnny: They call me the Human Torch. Ladies call me Torch.
Reporter: What about the rest of the team?
Johnny: (shows a picture of Sue) That's the Invisible Girl.
Susan: "Girl"?
Reporter: What about your leader, Reed Richards? I hear you call him Mr. Fantastic.
Ben: Could've been worse.
Reed: I guess.
- Reed does get a little upset about Johnny's next comment.
X Games Reporter: Is it true what they say about him? That he can expand *any* part of his anatomy?
Johnny: Well, I've always found him to be a little limp.
- Ben enters the lobby and bumps into Johnny.
Johnny: Hey! Look what the marketing guys did! Look, check it out, listen, listen, you'll love this... (holds up a little Thing doll that says,
"It's clobberin' time!" in a squeaky voice)
Johnny: It's catchy, right?
- Sorry Johnny, but Ben doesn't agree with your assessment.
- From Rise of the Silver Surfer
Ben: (gets smashed into the wall by a large concrete slab) OK. That one hurt.
Susan: Where's Reed?
Reed: (muffled) Back here!
Ben: (steps out from the wall to reveal a flattened Reed) My bad.
- After Doom shows the Four a video of the Silver Surfer
Ben: I liked the part where he knocks you on your ass.
- Early in the film the Four are forced to fly coach and Ben is wedged into a tiny seat. He looks out the window and sees Johnny flying beside the plane.
Ben: I hope it rains...
- Before the wedding:
Alicia: Hey, Johnny. (turns head slightly in his direction)
Johnny: (taken aback) Wow. Does that always amaze anyone else? How did she know it was me? I didn't say anything!
Alicia: Well, to be honest, you kind of smell like ash.
