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    Animal Crossing videos 
  • Animal Crossing New Horizons but some funny stuff happens:
    • When prompted for the name of his island, Daniel goes into a whole speech about a special place where he and his friends go every week, a place filled with endless stories, heated debates, and even a little magic. One of his chat members guesses a funeral. Fail finds that idea hilarious, but no, the place Dan speaks of is very different and probably even wilder:
      Fail: Chat, I'd like to welcome you... to Denny's.
    • Fail later tries to use the custom design feature to make some smug eyebrows... but misses slightly and just makes his character look mildly concerned. Dan compares it to mud being smeared across his face.
    • When Chat wants Fail to fix Eyea's design because it wasn't symmetrical, Fail goes ahead and makes it more unsymmetrical, just to annoy them.
  • Animal Crossing but its cursed:
    • The video appropriately starts out with Fail crafting six campfires, with Tom Nook looking on nervously. Fail then starts placing them outside his house and in front of Eyea, dubbing it where the sacrifices are held. Later on, he pushes his villager Hazel through it, making her unwillingly part of the cult.
      Fail: You want to enter my home? You have to pass through the realm of the mad god first!
    • Fail downloads a bunch of cursed pictures to place, with one of them being a creepy smiling Young Link that Fail makes the wallpaper of his house. The video is called "Animal Crossing but its cursed" for a reason!
    • When Fail can't find a specific version of the Pog face, he decides to just make it himself, even quoting the intro to his own Photoshop videos. This leads to Fail placing a whole bunch of them in front of the docks of his island before spending two hours creating one GIANT forward-facing pog face and placing it there as well. The worst part? It's all off-center.
  • Animal Crossing but its Egg Day:
    • While talking to Carmen, Fail immediately gets distracted by a present floating above their heads and loses interest in the conversation. However, when Fail shoots it down, it lands right on Carmen right when she sits down, causing the two entities to occupy the same spot, making her look like she fused with the present. Obviously, the situation calls for some lame puns!
      Fail: Carmen, I just want to say that you are absolutely just a gift. (later) Yeah, Carmen what are you doing, you can't always be thinking of the present! (Rimshot)
    • When Chat requests that Fail plant an egg into the ground to grow an egg tree, Fail calls them idiots as it would just grow a chicken, obviously.
    • In a bit of Fridge Logic, Fail discusses how all the egg-themed items and clothing are crafted entirely out of eggs, meaning that they're just constantly breaking or cracking into small pieces as the characters touch them or wear them.
  • Animal Crossing but friends:
    • Fail's reaction to Fyrus' empty aquarium tank:
      Fail: Wow. You managed to capture every single care I give, and put it all into a tank.
    • When the Failing Four travel to Fail's island, every one of them gets to see Fail's giant pog face at the front of his island slowly creep up across their screens. Each one of their reactions is GLORIOUS.
      • Even Fail's other pal, Etce gets to see it later in the video, and he also gives a truly hilarious reaction to it.
  • im so sorry
    • This entire video. Fail encounters a glitch that causes the Islanders’ clothing to disappear. His reaction when he realises is priceless.

    Kirby videos 
  • So I glitched Kirby..:
    • Fail gets a lot of hilarious moments with the Hammer Jump glitch, one of the more notables ones being when he manages to die in the Arena before he even fights a boss, ending up with a final time of zero seconds.
      • He also manages to jump up to where (Grammy Award Winner) Meta Knight is standing, only to find out that there's an invisible platform that separates them. Personal space indeed.
    • When Fail "beats" the glitched cupnote , he interprets the Commentator Waddle Dee to be... less than happy with him for cheating.
      Fail: (in character) What you did was illegal. Here's your... "reward" Kirby. (out of character) He throws a mike in my face, spits on my shoe, flips me off with his lack of fingers... he just holds up his nub.
      • Upon finding out that this glitch gets him infinite Rare Stones, Fail starts grinding it, much to the Commentator Waddle Dee's chagrin.
  • So Chat played Kirby...:
    • Throughout their journey to defeat all three arenas in Forgotten Land, Chat (playing as Bandana Waddle Dee) gets to speak through TTS, and what they say ranges from hilarious to dark to frankly odd to a nutty combination of all three. We can't list them all, but a few of the highlights includes:
      • You know you're in for a ride when one of the first things Chat say is:
        Chat: Let's give them Waddle Dee's nuts.
      • During the first boss fight of the first arena:
      • While Fail is being beat up by Meta Knight and begging for help, Chat starts shilling out for Raid: Shadow Legends.
      • When the pair gets to the Fecto Elfilis fight, Waddle Dee drops this little piece of gold:
        Waddle Dee: Alright Kirby, I've been respectful of your choices for a while. But for the love of Dee, please put on some pants.
      • While fighting Phantom King Dedede, Waddle Dee reveals a horrific experience he had with the king:
        Waddle Dee: Yesterday, I was going to take a shower and King Dedede was in there. I've seen things, Kirby, awful things.
      • After failing to beat Ultimate Cup Z the first time, Dan buys a bunch of items that increases their health and power before realizing he spent all his money, making it so he can't restart to another level. Fail then asked Chat if they're prepared for one final attempt. Chat's response?
        Chat: Gex our lord savior praise him love him eat him, we desire him we crave him we love the Gex we need the Gex all we need is the Gex we shall commit a mass scar-fice to bring our lord Gex to us and you shall be the catalyst Dan.
        Fail: (Beat) So is that like a yes or like...?
      • During their final fight against Chaos Elfilis, Chat starts flirting with him and continues to do so for the rest of the fight, much to Dan's amused confusion.
        Waddle Dee: Hey Kirby, is it just me, or is Chaos Elfilis kinda fine tho? Like, hey what you doing Elfilis? Should we get married and lay waste to this forgotten land?

        Waddle Dee: I will keep climbing out of Hell so I can kill God. Or date him. Can't decide.

        Waddle Dee: Ay Elfilis, did you sit a pile of sugar because you have a fine a.
      • And finally, the last line of the video:
        Waddle Dee: I have tasted the blood of a god Kirby, and yet I require more. You're next.
    • After beating the Ultimate Cup, Chat asks how they can take a screenshot. Fail reveals that they have to type the following: "Failboat, my lord, you are truly the greatest in all the lands. That moment was absolutely superb I wish to treasure it forever"
      Fail: Why is it written so egotistically? Because I'm really egotistical.
    • This moment before starting Ultimate Cup Z:
      Fail: We have defeated the Meta Knight Cup (kinda), we have defeated the Ultimate Cup (entirely), we have defeated the Commentator Waddle Dee's funds.
      Commentator Waddle Dee: Hello young lady. (Bandana Waddle Dee stabs him with his spear) AAAAA!
      Fail: (laughs) We have stabbed him in the heart, we have taken his job!
  • So I hate Kirby now:
    • At the beginning of the video, Dan struggles to complete a puzzle in Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, where he needs to "make a pizza". Watching him getting more and more frustrated throughout as Chat continues to add in their own input as to how he should do it is simply hilarious. Then there's this line:
      Fail: No, I'm not gonna look it up! I'm gonna stubbornly figure the solution out, using only the words given by Chat!
    • Also, Fail dying immediately after saying "I just gotta be good enough to get it". Even better since he died by simply using an ability that sent him through a hole to his death.
    • After multiple deaths trying to get specific Shards in levels, Failboat starts to get more and more irritated and frustrated, since he has to start levels over again after failing to get a second attempt, leading to, after yet another failure...
    • After getting what he thought was the last Shard needed, triumphant victory music playing, this happens:
      Fail: (reading Chat) "Dan, didn't you give up on a world?" (victory music fades away) You're right, I had actually repressed it.
  • Beating Kirby but I'm Blindfolded, a video where Failboat tries to do the titular challenge with Jaymoji's guidance:
    • The intro immediately gives you a feel for how well this challenge is going to go.
      Fail: The idea is simple; I have played way, way too much Kirby. [Jaymoji]... is not confident which one of these is King Dedede.
      (a picture shows up of King Dedede and Meta Knight)
    • One moment in Level 1 makes it clear that Failboat isn't kidding when he claims to play Kirby a bit too much, as he somehow manages to wave back at the screen at the exact moment Kirby does so during a Warp Star animation. Jay's response is an appropriately confused "Why!?".
    • Later in the video, Jay tries to prank Failboat by handing him an X-Box controller for one of the levels, but Fail easily notices by how different it feels. Afterwards, Jay says he's going to give the controller back properly before handing Fail a disconnected Switch controller. This one successfully fools Fail, leading to a full minute-long bit where Jay gives false directions on the level select screen while Fail is none the wiser.
  • Can I Beat the Impossible Kirby Challenge? where Fail tries to best a play through of Forgotten Land that moves ten times faster. Highlights include:
    • During Fail’s travels in “Invasion at the House of Horrors,” he states this:
      Fail: Hopefully we don’t need to do any time based things in order to progress. (Sees the platforms are recoiling at a incredible speed as Fail looks in shock.)
    • Fail decides to fight Leon with ice. Unfortunately both parties are locked in a stalemate as Kirby can’t damage Leon due to being stuck in his ice shield while Leon keeps bombarding Kirby with attacks.

    Miitopia videos 
  • When coming up with battle cries for his different characters, Failboat lets Chat decide. The one ultimately chosen for Friend? "Die, sinner :)".
    Fail: (in disbelief) When did they become religious?
    • Also, the battle cry chosen for Failboat (who is the Cat class)? "uh.... meow".
  • When Chat was asked to give Failboat a Mii to make, one Chat member asks for a LANGUAGE ARTS TEXTBOOK! The best part is that Fail accepts, and does remarkably well recreating one from scratch.
  • Help Mii:
    • When he sees Mar, who is a Chef, attacking a boss with his frying pan, Dan has this to say:
      Fail: This is beautiful, this is exactly how a chef fights in real life. If you ever go into a kitchen and punch a chef, he's gonna hit you with something. They probably did their research at the Nintendo Development Team. Miyamoto himself probably walked into, like, a five-star restaurant, decked the head cook while all the Nintendo execs watched and took notes.
    • Dan managed to make a Mii of his YouTube subscriber statistic. He even introduces the Mii as "the most annoying Mii of all".
    • Dan's absolutely hysteric reaction at how much detail the customizer has.
    • This line, as Dan is starting his customization on Mar:
      Fail: Okay, there's something so good about the face. I don't like-- There's beauty in simplicity, alright? There's beauty in simplicity. TOO BAD I'M UGLY! (music stars playing loudly)
    • The only change Dan made to Mar's Mii with the customizer is to make his eyebrows even larger.
    • Dan, while initially on the fence on whether to make Peppa the Great Sage, is eventually persuaded to do so after Chat starts saying "No, don't. Absolutely not".
      Fail: And so, when the calamity facing the world is big, thou shalt be saved by Peppa Pig!

    Minecraft videos 
  • Minecraft but im disappointed in myself:
    • The hilarious reveal of Fail's pet mob Dubble actually being JayMoji using the morph mod is only heightened by each of the players' reactions.
      • Watching the video again knowing that Jay is Dubble makes what he says about it even funnier, such as when he suggests naming the pet to get the chat attached to it, clearly making it so the inevitable reveal hurts them even more.
    • Unrelated to all this Dubble nonsense, there's also this moment where the group (jokingly) berates Fyrus for his Fantastic Racism against Creepers:
      Fyrus: Go away- it's the day time. Burn!
      Fail: Wow, wow... wow?
      Fyrus: Yeah, we don't like Creeper kind here...
      Fail: OK! And he just says it?
      Gab: Fyrus, you can't just say that on stream!
      Fyrus: Creepers, man...
      Fail: No, we're not gonna like agree!
      Gab: (mockingly) I'm not racist, but Creepers if you know what I mean!
      (everyone talks over one another)
      Fail: I mean, they can shock, cause they're scary, but I'm not opposed to them.
      Fyrus: You're entirely are! You're entirely are opposed to them, don't even lie to me Daniel.
      Fail: You're insinuating a lot today.
      Gab: I don't always acknowledge a Creeper's reason to blow up, but I respect their decision, you know?

    Photoshopping videos 
  • New Fake Switch Games 2:
    • Fyrus's first photoshop is combining Undertale and Mario, calling it UnderMario. His final product is the Switch case underneath a PNG of Mario.
      Fail: Oh my God, I hate you.
    • Jay's first photoshop, combining The Hunger Games and Wii Sports. The final result features a random man holding a Wii remote surrounded by fire, replicating the poster for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, called The Hunger Sports.
      Jay: I'm really happy that I found just a random photo of a dude with a WiiMote that also looks like Katniss Everdeen.
    • For the third round, Fyrus decides to do Mother 4. Throughout the whole round, Fyrus continually mentions how much he hates it, leading to this exchange:
      Fail: What are you making again?
      Fyrus: Mother 4...
      (beat)
      (others start to laugh)
      Fail: He went quiet, I think he's...
      Jay: I think... I think you caught him.
      Gab: Yeah, he's like "Oh no, I gotta change plan now".
      Fail: Sweating, "Uh no, Failboat".
      • Later, Fyrus shows his photoshop, and it indeed is just four mothers pasted together.
        Gab: We all knew it was coming, and we did nothing to stop it!
      • There's also Fyrus describing the four children on the cover as "plot elements". They then discuss how the children are there to die to create motivation for the mothers and lead them to join forces.
        Fyrus: We are now known as "Mother 4", that's our group name.
        Fail: Dude, The Avengers have some weird backstory, I gotta admit.
  • Let's RUIN Pokemon Mystery Dungeon:
    • For Fail's first photoshop, he takes a Bellsprout... and morphs it into a distorted Pikachu parodying the Scream painting. Both his friends and his chat are absolutely disgusted.
      Fail: Chat, this is just Bellsprout, what are you talking about?
      Gab: I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty freaking sure it's not.
      Fail: See it's Bellsprout! It's like facial reconstruction surgery except it summons an actual satan.
      Gab: It's more like closer to Silence of the Lambs, like a skin mask or something than Bellsprout...
      Fail: Someone in chat just said "That is not Bellsprout".
      • While making this first nightmare, Fail also plays around with a PNG of a crying Pikachu, and manages to make n paint brush using its face, like some kind of morbid marker. He then uses it to mimic the Disney Channel slogan with it, much to the digust of his pals.
    • One gimmick for a photoshop has the creators take away a Pokémon's most defining trait/feature. Etce goes ahead and takes away a Machamp's arms and head ridges. Fail throws out the idea that the ridges are removable and can be placed in like toast in a toaster.

    Pokémon videos 
  • YOU ruin Pokemon Snap:
    • For his playthrough of New Pokémon Snap, Fail challenges his viewers to photoshop his own photos, with the best one going up on his fridge. Given that their Failboat fans, you know there's going to be some cursed photos shown in this video.
      • On his first outing, Fail takes a couple shots of a couple Pokémon's backsides, so of course a lot of viewers make jokes about that in their photoshops. After he comes back, he jokes about the professor asking him if he has a fetish.
    • Fail gets salty that his pictures of a cute Scorbunny sleeping only gets one star each, but his picture of a Bouffalant's butt is given two. His irritation gets even worse when the official Pokémon Twitter account uses a picture of the exact same Scorbunny to promote the game.

    Splatoon videos 
  • The Salmon Run Experience
    • Every time the Big Shot enemy appears, a poorly made kazoo cover of BIG SHOT plays.
    • After finishing the third wave, Fail jumps into the water expecting to be picked up, only to find out that the game doesn't do that anymore and it appears like he gets left behind to die.
      Fail: No, don't leave without me! They just leave you behind now? (laughs) I just jump in the water like "Whee! Let's go back!" (Helicopter flies away) "Uh... Grizzco? Grizz? Hey! Uh oh."
    • Fail scolds a fellow player, saying that they don't have the manpower to accept dying, just before he gets knocked into the water and dies himself.
    • Throughout the video, Chat (portrayed as Small Fry) is obsessed with eating the eggs to the point that they ask if Fail himself lays eggs and if so could they eat those too. It's at this point Fail asks what they've been doing with all the eggs he's been giving them, to which Chat responds it's not his concern. Fail says it's a little bit of a concern, as he doesn't want them turning into a 50-foot tall demon. Sure enough...
    • At one point, Fail goes to the bathroom while queuing into another game, mashing the A button the whole time. The moment is highlighted with the "I'm doing it!" audio from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Procrastination" playing over the gameplay, along with a picture of a guy joyfully tapping his controller while sitting on the toilet with the caption "Failboat bathroom POV".
      • When he returns, another player disconnects from the same match, at which Fail has this to say:
        Fail: Despite literally playing Splatoon while taking a piss, I was still not the least productive member of my team.

    Super Mario videos 
  • Mario but drown:
    • Fail's reaction to the Toad's Off-Model faces:
      Toad: What's this icky, paint-like goop?
      Fail: Ehhh! That's called your face Toad! Ugh! What happened to their faces?
    • Immediately upon starting gameplay, Fail decides to throw Mario right into the ocean, and keeping him there until he drowns. He states that he's just proving his innocence, as you can't go to jail if you're a corpse.
      • As soon as Mario dies, Fail is dubbed "CEO of Drowning".
    • Here's a quick bit of Self-Deprecation:
      Pianta: Your first job is to get rid of all that ugliness.
      Fail: I've been working on that for the last 25 years of my life pal. Hadn't started early, ain't gonna start today.
    • Shadow Mario's introduction and kidnapping of Peach is made hilarious with this narration:
      Fail: Hey you guys wanna know how Super Mario Mario Super... g-gets the ladies? Well, I'll tell you how using these three simple steps. Step 1: Physically pick up lady in question. Step 2: Take a dump where you stand. Step 3: RUN.
    • Fail keeps getting sidetracked while chasing Shadow Mario, first he tries hitting him with fruit like it's Wii bowling, he tells Peach herself to snap his neck, and he even talks to the Piantas that arrested him when he's supposed to be finishing the segment.
      Fail: "Are you slacking off?" I'm killing someone! I'm surprised you're not throwing me in jail for that!
    • When Fail arrives at Bianco Hills, he enjoys the peppy music before singing alone with these lyrics:
    • Later, when Fail comes across a Pianta that's running around on fire, instead of helping the poor man, he says "Well that sucks" before drinking and then splashing a cup of water on himself.
  • How 5,413 people played Mario 64:
    • Upon starting the challenge, Fail is given a proper demonstration as to how the rest of this video will go as Chat struggles to get to the first cutscene and continuously falls into the nearby lake. Even better, even after they get to the bridge and talk to Lakitu (which took them a little under twenty minutes), Chat somehow walks right back into the water, much to Fail's dispair.
      Failboat: Name me three things in fiction that are stronger than this water. Cloud Strife in Super Smash Brothers 4. An actual black hole. A physical body builder trained in the ability to pull trains. Weak, nothing, compared to the gravitational force of this damn lake!
    • After lots of suffering, Fail decides to switch sides of the controller with Chat, with him now having control of Mario's movements and Chat controlling the buttons, using the fist emoji for punch, leg emoji for jump, and... clown emoji for crouch/groundpound per Chat's request.
      • The clowns actually ends up being the biggest hindrance to their progress, as trolls keep pressing clown to make Mario stop dead in his tracks. Case in point, as soon as they get past all the enemies and start climbing the tower, Mario groundpounds right into a moving ball, crushing him and making them lose all of their progress and start right back outside the castle.
    • After this, Fail changes up the controls one more time, allowing Chat to keep using buttons in addition to moving Mario forward, a command that is marked to the nose emoji... for some reason. However, it's not enough to counteract the spamming of clowns in the chat, so Fail changes the command to something more appealing: the poop emoji.
      Fail: We're literally going to make you guys take a dump so powerful it outpowers the clowns, which is a sentence I didn't even think was possible until now.
    • Sure enough, after failure to counteract the clowns, Fail breaks the rules of his own family friendly stream, and start swearing in order to get more people to press the poop emoji. It's also at this point Fail in editing asks the YouTube bot to stop proofing the video at that specific point for no specific reason.
    • In their rematch against King Bob-Omb, Fail gives these directions to his chat:
      Fail: If you look inside yourself and you feel only the slight tinge of loneliness and anger, please, I need you on shitting duty. If you're nothing but a kind soul, then I need you punching people in the face to help balance things out in your life.
    • After finally beating King Bob-Omb and getting the first star in the game, Fail says that despite being the worst stream he's ever done, he admit that it might have just been a fun stream. Cut to Mario sliding right back into the water.
      Fail: Fuck this.
  • Mario Wonder, but I made the Flower Ai:
    • For his playthrough of Super Mario Bros. Wonder, Fail creates a AI Talking Flower that uses messages from the live chat to speak. One can tell how hectic this is going to get from the first thing that the Flower says:
      Flower: Mario, guess what I got hiding beneath my petals? It's a firearm! Surprising, isn't it?
      Fail: (terrified) HUH?
    • The flower has a special announcement:
      Flower: Oh Mario! Today's mysterious words are "Ploopy!"
      (Cut to rapid, exciting flashes of the word PLOOPY in various different font styles)
    • Here's a couple of the more unhinged lines from the Flower:
      Flower: Mario, it seems today in the Mushroom Kingdom there's a peculiar request floating about, a request of... your flesh.

      Flower: Mario, darling, here's a blooming tip! It can't be all that tasty to go licking on poop, can it?

      Flower: Oh Mario, let us discuss a curious topic-BALLS!
    • When Fail dies on a particularly harder level, the Flower picks up some the Live Chat's most defining trait:
      Flower: Mario, have you ever given some thought to this, the letter L?
      Fail: (laughs) Actually shut up.
      • The Flower continues to go on a long and "flowerly" speech about the letter "L", although it misses the point of by claiming it's a symbol of "victory and achievement".
    • As Fail is playing through the first castle, the Flower gives him a tip on how to use his item slot. Fail appreciates it. He appreciates much less as the Flower continuously repeats it.
  • Mario Wonder FINALE, but I made the Flower Ai:
    • The Talking Flower AI returns, and it's just as bizarre as last time. This time around Fail takes some of his friends voice samples to create a custom voice for the Flower. It... had a rocky start.
      Flower: Hahah! Chili DOGS! GOTTA GO FAAAAAAST!!!
      Fail: (Is startled and throws his headphones off from how loud the AI distortion got)
    • The Flower has a strange relation with avians.
      Flower: Ooooooh Marioooooo, it seems you're requesting assistance in dealing with those avian cowards known as birds. (suddenly leaves)
      Fail: And then they run away. "Hey would you like some tips with dealing with your problems?" (runs away)
    • At one point, the Flower starts telling the viewers to Please Subscribe to Failboay's Channell with an incredible flattering basking in the compliments. Immediately after, the Flower starts up again about the letter L.
      Fail: It's like Yin and Yang! You can't have a win without the L!
    • The Flower has also has gotten a littler creepier as it seems:
      Flower: Ah Failboat! Do you have any inkling that your humble abode's keys are mysteriously finding my way into my floral grass?
    • Though apparently it has some standards when responding to some of the more... disturbing messages from chat:
      Flower: That's an exceptionally peculiar request. We should probably steer clear of of any skin tasting endeavors, especially when it comes to Dan.

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