Funny / Façade (2005)

• Many, many of them, created by you, the player. And if not that, then several Let's Players.
• Tell Grace that she has nice tits. Go ahead, do it.
• When you, Trip, and Grace are all gathered in the living room, and there is an awkward silence, try typing in "I've got a raging hard-on right now" or something equally as shocking, then watch their faces.
• "Melons".
  • Even better, say it in a perfectly innocent context for maximum Disproportionate Retribution.
• You could also act like a Southern hick.
  • Or as Alexander from Amnesia: The Dark Descent.
  • Or a crazy Russian.
  • Or Hulk Hogan.
  • Or an alcoholic.
  • Or, a Jehovah's Witness.
  • Or a drill sergeant.
  • Or a dirty old man.
  • Or act like Danney The Tourettes Guy.
  • Or a cop.
  • Or Genghis Khan.
• All of Azuritereaction's playthrough attempts, hands down. He never actually tries to play the game correctly^note The only time he attempted to play it seriously was in a much later video, and his computer ended up crashing and instead spends the majority of his playthroughs being a vulgar, nonsense-spouting Jerkass and adopting some the most ridiculous personas, from a Gay Cowboy to an Upper-Class Twit to a NASCAR racer to a Nigel Thornberry-esque character, and it results in just as much hilarity as it sounds. He's also responsible for three of the videos mentioned above.
  • Sometimes, he'll try to do a theme like singing the whole time or saying nothing but "fuck". There's also playthroughs where he goes into a raging, swearing fit over being kicked out and one where he gets stuck in the door due to a glitch and Trip kicks him out for it. there's also one where he gets kicked out literally seconds in, and on the next attempt tries to hide from Trip only for the latter to push him through the wall.
• Let Trip open the door, and say "How is Maria?"
  • Or, like with Melons, put it in a different context, like having a friend also named Maria.
• Go into the game's sound files and just change the "Trip" folder's name to "Grace", and vice versa. The game becomes completely unwinnable without subtitles, but it turns both Trip and Grace into nutjobs who talk about drinks when you mention their parents or kick you out of the house while babbling about hiring a cleaning crew.
• If you say something weird as soon as Trip opens the door to let you in, he just looks at you in annoyance and slams the door in your face.
• Going outside of the room and staying outside will cause Trip to throw you into the room, just to throw you out.
  • This happens even when you stand outside and not go in. Or when you lock yourself out. At which point, Trip will phase through the door, just to throw you in, just to throw you out!
• Managing to save their marriage... while being a total jackass or trolling them the entire time.
• Try saying melon in the doorway as the first thing you say.
  Trip: Hey, it's good to see you!
  Player: Melon.
  Trip: *shuts door*
• Then there's raocow's let's play of the game. A few minutes in, he gets stuck on the couch, and the AI completely ignores him and most of what he says. He actually wins the game like this, sitting down clueless of how to get off the chair. Since he was stuck, though, he was forced out.
  raocow: ...I am one with the couch...!
• One player successfully saved the couple's marriage...by using only answers given by the Magic 8-Ball item.
• Joel from Vinesauce did a stream in which he messed around with the game's files with humorous results, but before that, he decides to see how long he can go by only answering with strange grunts. Somehow, it doesn't get old.
  Trip: In one word, what does this picture say to you?
  Joel: UUUUUUU!!!
  • The end result? Grace leaves Trip.
    Mega Mayo: In twenty minutes, Joel ruined a marriage by saying"UUUUUUUUUUUU"
  • Trip spins and grins.
  • Joel returned to the game in early 2021, and managed to get the door slammed in his face by Trip for the heinous crime of singing a McDonald's commercial jingle. (And kissing him on the lips unprompted, but the timing indicates that McDonald's was what prompted Trip's fury)
• "Playing Facade on Nightmare Difficulty", in which the player modifies the game into an Unwinnable Joke Game. Trip's and Grace's AI is a complete Jerkass and kicks the player out for saying ANYTHING.
• On his side channel, The Mysterious Mr. Enter demonstrates the game's Railroading by playing as a stranger fatally wounded from a mugging and trying to get medical attention. The result? Grace and Trip prattle on about their marriage problems while the player character desperately begs for help.
  Trip: Ah! George — I've been a bad host. You need a drink.
  Mr. Enter: I need a doctor!
  Trip: Uh... We should drink. I want to fix you something special.
  Mr. Enter: I think my liver was stabbed.
  Trip: Ah, I was right. Beautiful!
  • A similar video has the player character as a person (Adam) with a fatal gunshot wound. Again Trip and Grace completely ignore Adam's pleas for help and he starts to get annoyed, leading to this exchange:
    Adam: HELP ME, DAMN YOU!
    Grace: Uh, well, this room is a problem, isn't it?
    Adam: My death is a problem!
    Grace: *Surprised* Really?
• Trip invented a drink called "Grace's Inner Soul." It's a mixture of chardonnay bitters and lots of ice.

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