Derek: *walks in with fake muscles in sleeves* *deep voice* I am Derek, The Strong Man! I'm so strong, I can lift this school bus.... over... my... head! *lifts toy school bus overhead with both hands as he says this* * rest of cast, save for Michael, cheers* Michael: *waves toy school bus overhead with one hand* Yeah, yeah... * Barney chuckles in amusement*
"Is Everybody Happy?": Scooter and Miss Etta see that Baby Bop is about to destroy Chip's tower. They ditch her.
This poem in Books are Fun
Barney: Roses are red, violets are blue But mostly they're flat, 'Cause they're under my shoe
Barney's Great Adventure
When Cody tries to explain Barney to his grandparents
Cody: Barney isn't just a little doll. He's very big!
B.J.: I'm B.J., The Human Cannonball! Barney: B.J. the who?
B.J.: Bring it in, guys! Barney: Bring what in? B.J.: My cannon! Barney: Your cann- Woah, a cannon?!?! *clowns drag in giant cannon, as Barney panics*
B.J. pours it on with a list of impossible stunts, accompanied by Barney's bemused (and hilarious) attempts to bring him to his senses.
Another scene in Live in New York features Barney makes an amusing attempt to catch the Winkster on one of Radio City Music Hall's balconies. He fails and ends up getting a mop and a bucket stuck on his foot.
The Winkster, just The Winkster.
In "Barney's Night Before Christmas," the group plans to put up the Christmas tree ornaments. Guess which purple dinosaur got the job of untangling the lights?
Barney: *struggling with lights* OK, let's see... "Rabbit goes out of the hole and around the tree..." No, "over the tree and under the hole...." Gee, this is tougher than I thought.
BJ pretends to be Santa Claus in the same video, with the kids playing along with BJ, believing he actually is Santa. Barney's response as he and Baby Bop comes back into the house takes the cake.
Barney: Oh, hi. Merry Christmas, BJ. * BJ becomes shocked from his cover being blown*
Whenever Barney has an A Dork Able moment and tries to make a joke only to get confused.
From "Imagination Island:"
BJ: "Hey, this tree makes a great drum!"
Barney: "And a good drum is hard to beat! .....Or is it a good drum is easy to beat? I always get that mixed up."
In the concert "Barney's Colorful World," Baby Bop chases BJ with sunscreen when the rest of the cast is singing "Mister Sun." She finally catches him and squirts him with Silly String-esque sunscreen. It Makes Sense in Context
What adds to it is soon afterwards, Baby Bop notices the audience doesn't have sunscreen either and Barney playfully agrees with her, adding that it's nice to share. Let's just say had BJ not interrupted her, the crew would have a whole lot of "sunscreen" to clean up after the show.
In "Imagination Island".... Tinkerputt. Just Tinkerputt. Every time he's on screen, you're bound to laugh.
Also in "Imagination Island" when their ship is in the middle of a storm.