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The Ice Pirates is a 1984 comedy/science-fiction film. It was directed by Stewart Raffill (of Wilderness Family fame), who co-wrote the screenplay with Krull author Stanford Sherman. The movie stars Robert Urich and Mary Crosby. Other notable featured actors are Anjelica Huston, Ron Perlman, Michael D. Roberts, Bruce Vilanch, John Carradine and football great John Matuszak. It is considered to be a Cult Classic by many science fiction and B-movie fans because the movie doesn't really take itself seriously and everybody involved seems to have a great time hamming it up.The film takes place in a future where water is an immensely valuable substance, both as a commodity and as a currency. Princess Karina (Crosby) is a spoiled princess who purchases captured space pirates Jason (Urich) and Roscoe (Roberts). They then proceed to locate a "lost" planet that contains massive amounts of water. The planet must be approached on a specific course or the ship will be suspended in time forever. The course apparently contains some sort of time distortion.
Ice Pirates has examples of
Action Girl: Maida, the only female pirate in Jason's crew. Though she isn't involved in the fight of the climax (as she's too busy piloting the ship), she uses her laser gun as much as any of the guys throughout the movie, and has a memorable sword duel in the middle of the film, where she decapitates her attacker!
Amazon Brigade: All of Wendon's guards are, for some reason, scantily-dressed gladiator women.
Beta Couple Maida and Killjoy, two supporting characters who have tension throughout the movie, until they finally kiss at the end.
Cool Car: The desert truck driven by the Bounty Hunters, in the scene that spoofs Mad Max. Imagine a monster-car, with a pirate ship's helm for a steering wheel, and a horned alien skull adorning the front.
Earth That Was: The Seventh World, a paradise planet that still has a water cycle, rumored to exist at the center of the galaxy. Reaching this planet becomes the ultimate goal of the protagonists.
The Eighties: A trippy soundtrack filled with keyboard music and echoing drums? Check. Laughably dated CGI laser beams? Check. Glittering dresses and leotards that would make the creators of Labyrinth jealous? Check-a-roo!
The Empire: The Templars, the greedy aristocrats who control all of the water in the galaxy. However, it is made clear that not all aristocrats side with the Templars; Karina and her father both wanted what was best for the whole galaxy, and are either shown or told to have been treating commoners and even criminals far more kindly than the evil Templars.
Impossibly Cool Clothes: The costuming is one of the silliest, at at the same time, seriously beautiful things about the movie. Most of the main characters' costumes have elements of Medieval or Ancient Greek clothing (even chain mail!), all dripping with extravagant detail. In the sea of minor and background characters one can find Medieval knights, cowboys, 1980s leotards, gladiator women, and ancient Arabian garb.
Planet of Hats: The 7th world, whose particular hat is water. Also, the planet Mithra.
Ragtag Bunch of Misfits: Jason's crew, which consist of a robot expert; a runaway princess and her nanny; a female pirate; a thief who escaped from jail; a funny guy who seems to prefer cooking over fighting; an a disembodied head.
Railing Kill: Jason shoving a defective robot over a railing, rather than getting it fixed.
Rapid Aging: Everyone in the finale of the film, due to being stuck in a time-warp while fighting invaders. Things get weird until the Reset Button kicks in.
Reassigned to Antarctica: Wendon, the nerdy outcast Templar, was "set up on his own planet," a foggy wasteland populated only by unicorns and Amazon women (both of which might have been brought by Wendon himself).
Rebellious Princess: Karina has no problem behaving like a princess, but she will not side with her government when it mistreats its people, or her father.
Red Shirts: The pirates' robots. Also the Templars' expendable crews.
Royals Who Actually Do Something: Karina's father, who goes looking for the Seventh World to help the galaxy, and Karina herself, who winds up doing the same thing will trying to find her father.
Rule of Cool: The only explanation for why pirates who have laser guns and travel in star ships still need metal swords, chain mail, and extravagant rock star outfits.
Rule of Funny: The only explanation for plot points like the Space Herpes, the Castration Belt, the Time Warp, Zeno's reaction to losing his hand, Wendon being a disembodied head...come to think of it, the entire movie.
Shout-Out: The movie, which spoofs science fiction, makes several clear nods to some famous movies.
The chase scene in the desert, with the skull-adorned monster truck, is a Shout Out to Mad Max
The Pirate's Den, a bar filled with space thugs and aliens, is a huge nod to the Mos Eisley Cantina scene in Star Wars. With that in mind, Maida's duel with the bounty hunter who she cooly decapitates is probably a nod to Han Solo killing Greedo.
The Space Herpes is a spoof of Alien, especially when it first hatches from its egg.
Karina's stasis bed, in her first scene, is a comically spaced-up version of Snow White's glass coffin.
Slap-Slap-Kiss Jason and Princess Karina. Not only do they spend much of the movie insulting one another, but they're also locked in a battle of wits, trying to threaten, capture, enslave, or embarrass one another.
Space Opera: The movie is often considered a spoof of Star Wars, but since it's storyline is so much different, it's more likely meant to be a spoof of the entire genre.
Space Pirates: A bit more literal in this movie than in most (these pirates have swords, bandanas, and chain-mail, in outer space!)
Artistic License - Physics: The classic of ill-researched SF films—it would be difficult indeed to actually monopolize all the water in the galaxy as the expository crawl claims the Templars have done.
Taken to new levels when it's shown that one of the pirate hideouts orbits a ringed gas giant (a stock animation of Saturn). You want ice? Go outside and grab a chunk
Not to mention the room that appears to be sort of projection slash makeout room. The scene shows the character getting drenched by a rainstorm. In a galaxy with a water problem. To be fair, the obvious posing to make the characters look like a cheesy romance novel cover probably was the point of the scene.