Nero tanks a crit Thunderbolt, going from 204 to 8 HP.
Nero: Seventy percent of the world's surface is covered in water, did you know that?
Magmortar: Uh oh.
Nero: The human body is 60% water! Water can dissolve more substances than sulfuric acid! Most people use more than a hundred gallons every day! Water is my element, you barbaric oaf! You think that a little zap can defeat me?!
Nero uses Surf and one-shots the magmortar.
Nero: HERE! HAVE AN OCEAN!