Hello guys, it's Snickerdoodle Hamster! I've decided to return to liveblogging, after almost a year. Why you might ask? I got bored doing stuff elsewhere.
Anyway, several things happened when we last left off Pooh and his friends. Pooh snuck into Fantasyland to beat the Sleeping Beauty portal. Next!
Part Five out of Ten: The Emperor's New Groove
In case the viewers forgot what happened in the last part, Tigger states they just completed another mission. He then says that "those crystals has GOT to be here somewhere". Pooh's gang continues taking their bizarre team around the park in the most tedious way possible, this time going to Adventureland again. Though with this speech randomly switching between voiced dialogue and subtitles, this definitely makes me realize why I put this liveblog off for so long. This long, padded out argument is so long, I'm skipping this part.
Our next "special guests" joining the team are Danny and Sawer from Cats Don't Dance. UGH! Why do they need to be in this video? Who even actually likes that movie enough to put these characters in this video? What's next, the Power Rangers? Anyway, apparently Pooh and Tigger know Danny and Sawer because they've already met them.
(searches the Pooh's Adventures wiki)
So, apparently there's a Pooh's Adventures of Cats Don't Dance. They have a Pooh's Adventures for just about everything, don't they.
TWO FREAKING MINUTES into the video, we finally reach the portal, with footage clearly stolen from the website Inside the Magic, complete with watermark. Merlin greets Pooh and his twenty-animal army, and they let Kuzco guide them this time. Kuzco tells of how Yzma has been recruited into helping Hades to retrieve the crystal in exchange for becoming "Empress of Adventureland". Looking to their old transformation potions, she and Kronk plot to turn the residents into alpacas using tainted goodies made by Kronk...and make nice sweaters, too. So everyone decides to go after Yzma and head to the next portal. It sounds simple, but, this being Pooh's Adventures, it takes way longer than it should.
Yzma and Kronk first test the alpaca potions on a guard that battles the Pooh and his friends. Tigger tells Rabbit that all he has to do is use Mowgli's Swinging Vine. It Makes Just as Much Sense in Context. Yet Sawer still says that Rabbit must be careful. The guard is sent flying back down the stairs into the laboratory, and Danny congratulates Rabbit on his swing. They proceed to go to the next portal, though Tigger says it will take a while. Tigger, you have never been so right.
At the next portal, Kronk and his shoulder angel are debating on whether or not the potions will mess with his kabob recipes, though Hades appears on his other shoulder to encourage him to stay on the course. Using the Sorcerer's Crest, Kronk's stand is blown up by Sawer, and Kronk retreats to his kitchen, knowing that he probably doesn't want to be in this crossover anymore. Or, he could just be going somewhere else.
In the next portal, Kronk asks how Pooh and his friends got here, yet Eeyore thinks that it doesn't concern him. With a crowd chattering in the background, Tigger suggests that Sawer uses Thumper's Mighty Thump. Only Rabbit uses it instead for some reason, and knocks him out, destroying his contaminated platters in the process. Then, they head to the next portal.
While planning their strategies for the next battle, which requires at least two attacks, they call on Danny. What Could Possibly Go Wrong? So, they finally go to Yzma's lair to confront her, where she attacks with magic-draining potions. Danny attacks, only to find out that the first attack isn't enough to do the job. All of a sudden, everyone gets amnesia and acts surprised at the fact that the first attack wasn't enough, despite Pooh warning him earlier. So, Sawer continues attacking. After Yzma becomes woozy from the battle, she is finished off when she is hit with a potion that transforms her into a helpless turtleneck sweater, leaving Hades angry with the results when he stops by to check in. Merlin and Kuzco appear in the Enchanted Tiki Room when they congratulate Pooh and his friends before sending them onto another mission. Danny and Sawer thankfully leave, which leaves us with two less people in this Mega Crossover.
Who will be subjected to Pooh's crew next? Find out next time!
