Comments: a humorous take on the "Naruto is put into Root" plotline. Quite Original Flavor. Diverges sometime before Shippuden.
This is absolutely hilarious. Really, it is. It's pretty much the logical conclusion of Naruto's The Messiah status and what this would mean if he got into ROOT. Therapy no Jutsu in action people.
Eddie Current: With humour and energy, this ends up working as a Deconstruction Fic to the stories where falling into Danzo's hands leads to horrible, horrible things for Naruto. C'mon, gang, the kid befriends people at a rate that has Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha envious.
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