We try to kill SCP-682

Result: The explosion was so powerful that the whole planet exploded. Unfortunately, a fragment of the destroyed planet seems to now be heading in the direction of Earth, containing a piece of SCP-682 that will likely regenerate into a full specimen...

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Test: Hire a certain superhero known as the "Caped Baldy" to punch SCP-682 in the face as hard as he can.

Result: everything in space in 3 lightyears is destroyed..except 682

"if this fails" dr.bob

Test: upgrade a nuke 20 times on very fine in the upgrade machine then use it on a weakened 682 in a very away area

Edited by jasonbob123 on Nov 25th 2020 at 6:21:35 AM

bump

Result: Test canceled. No matter what, we are NOT letting 682 near nuclear weapons.

Test: Force 682 to consume a Thanksgiving meal until it tires out.

Result: SCP-682 thanked us for the meal. Before devouring one of our D-class subjects.

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Test: Force-feed it fruit cake until it either gets tired or dies.

Result: 683 explodes but unsurprisingly regenerates

Test: have scp 524 eat him, scp 682 is too scared to fight them so just hold down 682 and let 524 eat them

Edited by jasonbob123 on Nov 28th 2020 at 6:35:33 AM

bump

bump

I will post here just to get you to stop bumping, please.

Result: 524 is allergic to him and coughs him back up.

Test: Throw him into a black hole.

Denied. The nearest black hole is 1000 light-years away.

Test: Force them to say SCP, then the answer to 1935 + 586, then wave goodbye as they are never seen again.

I'm referring to SCP-2521, in case you couldn't tell.

Edited by R3Ked on Dec 3rd 2020 at 11:47:44 AM

Result: fail 682 scares the scp away

Test: use tyrranids from the Warhammer universe they will get 682's DNA and become indestructible too

Result: Denied. You really think countering one apocalyptic critter with an army of them is a good idea when the winner(s) want(s) us dead anyway?

Test: Use a certain martial arts technique to render it already dead.

Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Dec 4th 2020 at 8:21:21 PM

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Result: 682 drops an uno reverse card and the user dies

Test: do the tyrranid test in another universe who ever wins one cancer will be gone

Result: [REDACTED] NOTE: Never.AGAIN.-Dr.Beacon Test:Have Beerus use the Hakai to leave absolutely nothing of the reptilian bastard.

Result: Fail Beerus says he can't use it as 682 has no soul

Test: shoot him until he dies even if he adapts just use a stronger gun in a different place

Result: 682 shrugs off all rounds and grows anti-tank armor.

Test: Have the Doom Slayer, the Terrarian (armed with the Zenith and various post-Moon Lord weapons from the Calamity mod), Devastator (TF Revenge of the Fallen), the combined might of the UNSC Navy and the Covenant fleet, the Forerunners, and the Thirteen Primes battle it. No holding back, boys... this is it.

Result: Fail. He..He killed them all he's unstoppable I know it

Test: have a shape shifter turn into something that can kill him and if nothing is found have the shape shifter into 682 and fight him

Result: [REDACTED]

Test 1: Okay, have thirteen interdimensional beings to think of a way to permanently vanquish SCP-682. If that doesn't work, send it to the Space between Spaces, but either way, they know. For those that don't know, this is what I mean: [[https://indianajones.fandom.com/wiki/Space_between_spaces|Space between Spaces]]

Edited by HeadHoncho on Dec 20th 2020 at 11:03:11 AM

Result: After 1 year they find nothing

Test: put 682 in the year 2020 on loop

The scp author Dr Cimmerian would not like the sight of this thread man.

Result: Putting SCP-682 in a loop of a single year ultimately results in it increasing it's yearly kill count with each cycle. On the 253rd loop, 682 gets caught in SCP-5243 (a cascade containment breach/unstable time loop occurring in certain sections of Site-43 that occurs every 8th of September), causing a severe time loop fracture/mass timeline erasure. 682 successfully returns to baseline reality (2021-ongoing).

Test: Assign SCP-682 to 362 compact disks^note Additional disks manifest through the death of an assigned entity via SCP-5751, transform it into digital information stored in compact disks by destroying its physical body, and incinerate the disk collection and additional disks via incineration, shredding, water destruction, chemical destruction, and sub-zero temperatures.

Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure

Result: it..it worked! wait I just got a virus called 682.xxx.... 682 became a virus somehow and infected a computer after that they became non digital again

Test: get 682 infected with Covid-30

jasonbob, please come up with more creative tests

Result: Covid-30 doesn't exist, but we created one. 682's immune system got rid of it, predictably.

Test: Wipe everyone's memories of SCP-2950, then make them think it is a laser gun that can destroy SCP-682 forever. After most people think it is that, fire it at SCP-682. Sure, it may breach containment procedures, but it still can't do any harm.

Edited by R3Ked on Jan 6th 2021 at 12:20:15 PM

Result: 682 makes himself 8 billion consciousnesses and then thinks the chair is a useless item.

Test: Put 682 in a simulation where he gets to kill endless humans

Result: The SCP foundation doesn't have a limitless set of human subjects, so they inset 1000 D-Classes with SCP-682 in a room monitored by two researchers. SCP-682 kills all the humans, before falling into unconsciousness. During this point, one researcher attempts to kill 682, but the other stops him, wanting to follow the experiment to a T. The first researcher argues that the rules should be flexible and we already broke them by not having a limitless pool of humans, and if we're attempting to kill him anyway, would it truly matter if the rules were broken? Unfortunately, SCP-682 kills both before the dilemma could be resolved. (Sorry if this was harsh)

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Experiment: Since Misery Builds Character, it can be assumed that if this is true, SCP-682 has experienced massive amounts of trauma. We can try a more peaceful approach to quelling 682 - take it to a therapy session where it can work out issues with a trained therapist. The therapist should be wearing Minecraft's netherite armour (at peak condition) which is laced with no less than 17 pufferfish's venon, as well as having a gun that can shoot X-Men's adamantiun bullets in case of attack. (While not an attempt to kill 682, we can hopefully make it less dangerous with the session, even by a small percentage. Plus, with 682 likely to lash out and the therapist's protection, this may as well be an attempt anyway.)

Feelings are complicated

Result: Over the course of a long and grueling 73 hours SCP-682 related over 3500 instances of trauma, annoyance, and gleeful joy in excruciating detail.

The therapist was left a gibbering, traumatized, mental wreak. They screamed about [REDACTED] for over an hour before proceeding to shoot themself in the head. Miraculously, they survived, but recovery from the experience is unlikely.

Test: Have SCP-682 listen to Rudyard Kipling's "Boots" on loop for 120 hours straight.

Edited by WillDeRegio on Jan 7th 2021 at 2:38:33 PM