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DarkDecapodian The Prodigal Returns from the fold Since: Apr, 2009
The Prodigal Returns
#51: Sep 11th 2010 at 7:59:47 PM

^ There's no METAL BAWKSES because that's made of three kinds of memetastic win.

Aww, did I hurt your widdle fee-fees?
BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Be Legendary
#52: Sep 11th 2010 at 8:02:49 PM

"Hey you know that guy in my hospital? He past away a few days ago. We were all really sad. HEY, WANNA TAKE PART IN OUR OLYMPICS?'-Mischief Makers.

That typo (Past/passed) is not mine, it was in the translation of the game. Seriously.

edited 11th Sep '10 8:04:48 PM by BigDaddyP

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
Cliche Since: Dec, 1969
#53: Sep 11th 2010 at 9:50:00 PM

Courtesy of Castlevania Judgment Maria:

"Just cause you're HOT doesn't mean you can be rude!"

"They are huge." Sypha: Will you stop? These things only get in the way. "How can you say that? Those are a sacred gift!"

RagnaThePig French rillettes from Québec wilderness Since: Jan, 2010
French rillettes
#54: Sep 13th 2010 at 6:57:41 PM

Henry in Silent Hill 4, upon seeing a dying woman whom he heard screaming to death and is now covered in blood says the only thing sensible :

"Are you okay ?"

I laugh every time.

edited 13th Sep '10 6:58:31 PM by RagnaThePig

Enlong Court Dragon from The Underground Facility Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Court Dragon
#55: Sep 13th 2010 at 7:00:19 PM

Now I'm imagining this Henry person hitting the woman with a Buster Wolf immediately after.

I have a message from another time...
Longfellow Fractally long Since: Apr, 2009
Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
Geomancer
#57: Sep 13th 2010 at 7:19:07 PM

It seemed more like a warning not to play Donkey Kong 64 than anything due to being so bad, it was practically sending a message.

You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Enlong Court Dragon from The Underground Facility Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Court Dragon
#58: Sep 13th 2010 at 7:20:12 PM

You mean it was a message about how awesomely ridiculous the game was going to be.

I have a message from another time...
RagnaThePig French rillettes from Québec wilderness Since: Jan, 2010
French rillettes
Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
Longfellow Fractally long Since: Apr, 2009
Fractally long
AetherMaster Since: Sep, 2009
#62: Sep 14th 2010 at 7:31:31 PM

To protect the lyfe cycle!

Talby Since: Jun, 2009
#63: Sep 15th 2010 at 6:36:40 AM

MOBEEL SATELLITE!

ROCKET LOUNCHER!

Longfellow Fractally long Since: Apr, 2009
Fractally long
#64: Sep 15th 2010 at 8:32:11 AM

Not really a "worst" quote, but one that annoys me: "The cake is a lie." Portal has many better quotes—why that one?

It Just Bugs Me
Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
Geomancer
#65: Sep 15th 2010 at 8:39:32 AM

It was meant to come off as creepy but then it became a meme.

You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Schitzo HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE from Akumajou Dracula Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: LA Woman, you're my woman
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
#66: Sep 15th 2010 at 9:14:41 AM

I AM MAGNETO, MASTER OF MAGNET! HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!

DIE! KILL YOU!

YOU ARE! DEAD! HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH

ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Scisless What's That Zach? from The End of Time Since: Apr, 2009
What's That Zach?
#67: Sep 15th 2010 at 9:40:07 AM

PYRO WILL TURN YOU TO TOAST!

Exaggeration17A CHARACTER LIMIT EXCEEDED from the castle in the swamp Since: Apr, 2010
CHARACTER LIMIT EXCEEDED
#68: Sep 15th 2010 at 11:12:46 AM

The White Queen welcomes you... TO DIE!!

The whole X-Men arcade game was pretty narmtastic. Also, from Soul Calibur II:

You're in pain... it's painful, isn't it?

Logged: The commanding officer is aboard. XO Pressley stands relieved.
Schitzo HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE from Akumajou Dracula Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: LA Woman, you're my woman
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
#69: Sep 15th 2010 at 11:14:03 AM

AH, I'M FALLING!

edited 15th Sep '10 11:14:15 AM by Schitzo

ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Barcode711 Clutch pedal = sidestep from Uddiyana Since: Apr, 2009
Clutch pedal = sidestep
#70: Sep 15th 2010 at 1:34:11 PM

It's time to kick this revolution...into overdrive.

edited 15th Sep '10 1:34:23 PM by Barcode711

Worshipper of Ahura Mazda, as proclaimed by Zoroadster http://twitter.com/bpglobalpr
Schitzo HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE from Akumajou Dracula Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: LA Woman, you're my woman
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
#71: Sep 15th 2010 at 1:45:55 PM

I, Garland, will knock you ALL down!

ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
Darxzero Black Inches from The Mansion Since: May, 2009
Black Inches
#73: Sep 15th 2010 at 1:55:27 PM

Suffer like G did?

You have to try quite hard to deliver a direct threat as a question. Then again, pretty much ANY line from that series could count.

edited 15th Sep '10 1:56:24 PM by Darxzero

Escape.
Schitzo HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE from Akumajou Dracula Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: LA Woman, you're my woman
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
#74: Sep 15th 2010 at 11:42:21 PM

WHAT.... IS... YOUR... NAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAME!!!

ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Idler2.0 Since: Apr, 2009
#75: Sep 20th 2010 at 5:30:13 AM

Everything Goldman and Barry Burton ever say, in a good way.

"This is dah fial baddle! Show yourself, our noo ruler, the emperah!"

"Well would ya just take-a-look-at this! It's Forest! Oh my cod!"

Also, "The miracle never happen."

edited 20th Sep '10 5:30:59 AM by Idler2.0

The man was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor and the Nobel Peace Prize. He was the best at both killing and not killing - Stranger

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