"I am serious...and don't call me Mommy." (Airplane, Shirley)
"A mommy. Shaken, not stirred." (Goldfinger, martini)
"They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into their mommy." (Annie Hall, television shows)
"Lions and tigers and mommy, oh my!" (The Wizard Of Oz, bears)
"Soylent Green is mommy!"
Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
Embodiment of Paradox
A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a catapult. ->The Man Who Laughs (the missing word was 'man')
Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little catapult like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters? ->Gremlins(the missing word was 'guy')
They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into catapult. ->Annie Hall (the missing phrase was 'television shows')
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my catapult. ->Pulp Fiction (the missing word was 'brothers')
Do not go into the catapult. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it. ->Poltergeist (the missing word was 'light')
Paradox - Illogical logical contrast of existence end /beginning Antipode - Red flower, blue flower: contrast of elements, full bloom
Not here, look elsewhere
"You know the difference between you and me? I make tentacles look good."
"We are all interested in the tentacles, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives." (um, ew?)
"You've got tentacles on you."
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful tentacle."
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
naur
I'm going to make him a baby he can't refuse.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your baby together and blow.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty baby.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a baby.
Baby? We ain't got no baby! We don't need no baby! I don't have to show you any stinking baby!
mmmmmmm no
I feel the need - the need for pocky!
- Top Gun (1986)
Pocky, for lack of a better word, is good.
- Wall Street (1987)
I defy you! Come and kneel before Pocky!
- Superman II (1980)
I met Pocky today. We are playing chess.
- The Seventh Seal (1957)
E.T. phone pocky.
- E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Not here, look elsewhere
"BUNNEHS? Where we're going we don't need BUNNEHS."
"If you build it, BUNNEHS will come."
"I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve BUNNEHS."
"First rule of BUNNEHS Club is - you do not talk about BUNNEHS Club."
"Soylent Green is BUNNEHS!"
Clearly, the word "BUNNEHS" is comedy gold.
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
'Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a Piranha Penis?'
'A boy's best friend is his piranha penis.'
'I love the smell of piranha penis in the morning.'
'Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy piranha penis.'
'I have come here to chew piranha penis and kick ass. And I'm all out of piranha penis.'
'You're only supposed to blow the bloody piranha penis off!'
'And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my piranha penis.'
'Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to piranha penis.'
'I say we take off and nuke the entire piranha penis from orbit.'
'I defy you! Come and kneel before Piranha Penis!'
I like these, because they occurred in an order that makes it seem like the quotes are argueing with each other.
Dreams of Revenge
Yoinked the original quotes off of IMDB. Italics are my commentry.
Princess Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking squid herder.
Han Solo: Who's scruffy-looking?
Heh. Squid herders. Original word was "Nerf".
Darth Vader: Yes, Admiral?
Admiral Piett: Our ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon, Lord. But it has entered an asteroid field and we can not risk...
Darth Vader: [interupting] Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that squid, not excuses.
Why's that squid so important? Original word was "ship".
Luke: I want my lamp back. I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy squid.
Yoda: Squid? Slimy? My home this is!
Well, this puts a new spin on things. Alternate line might be "I want my squid back". Original word was "mudhole".
Darth Vader: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.
[pauses]
Darth Vader: Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
Luke: I'll never join you!
Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your squid.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!
Darth Vader: No. *I* am your squid.
Luke: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!
Luke: [anguished] No! No!
So then, who's Luke's father? Original word was... well, you probably know already.
edited 27th May '10 5:15:27 AM by Flanker66
Locking you up on radar since '09
"The power of Touhou compels you."
"That's no moon. It's Touhou."
"I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but Touhou lasts forever."
"Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true Touhou. Remember..."
"Come with Touhou if you want to live."
...*runs away*
Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!
PARTY HARD!!!!
Wow, I entered "Monkey" and it gave me this on my first try:
"I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Monkey." From "Twelve Monkeys"
The original line was:
"I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys."
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
Bloody Fossil
"I find your lack of oyster disturbing." - Star Wars (faith)
"We're on a mission from Oyster." - The Blues Brothers (God)
"A oyster. Shaken, not stirred." - Goldfinger (martini)
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the oyster." - The Dark Knight (villain)
"Go back to the oyster. You shall not pass." - Film/The Lord Of The Rings (shadow)
...funny what happens when you got a calender with a picture of oyster shells next to your computer.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Das kann doch nicht sein!
"Elementary, my dear Moe."
"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old moe for dinner."
"First rule of Moe Club is - you do not talk about Moe Club."
"Well, a Moe's a Moe, but they call it 'le Moe'."
"I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this moe."
"Open the pod bay moe, HAL."
"But why is the moe gone?"
"You're gonna need a bigger moe."
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Yuri
Round up the usual yuri.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little yuri, too!
I've got a feeling we're not in Yuri anymore. (O rly?)
I have come here to chew yuri and kick ass. And I'm all out of yuri.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Yuri Room! (Hell yeah!)
Das kann doch nicht sein!
Damn, why didn't I think of that?
But the Yuri room sounds awesome.
edited 16th Jun '10 1:30:33 AM by Nyarly
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
I know right~~
I have always depended on the kindness of mushroom.
But why is the mushroom gone?
It is too late, my mushroom is in your veins.
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his mushroom.
I have come here to chew mushroom and kick ass. And I'm all out of mushroom.
They may take away our mushroom, but they'll never take our freedom!
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my mushroom.
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the mushroom.
All work and no mushroom makes Jack a dull boy.
(Yeeeah, I don't know.)
edited 16th Jun '10 1:52:51 AM by Perseus
Trans rights are human rights.
Forum lurking fox
"I love the smell of boobs in the morning."
I literally LOL'd. Then realized how dreadfully childish that was for a 20 year old...
Sonic hates SOPA
Black Inches
"A Minamimoto. Shaken, not stirred." - Best drink ever?
"I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this Minamimoto." - Then you have a problem, my friend. Run, abandon your country.
"When there's no more room in hell, the Minamimoto will walk the earth." - ...Uh oh.
"There is a Minamimoto coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?" - No, not really.
"I have always depended on the kindness of Minamimoto." - Then, my good person, you are an idiot.
"E.T. phone Minamimoto." - Please don't. Please?
"No, it is not dangerous to confuse Minamimoto with angels." - It isn't? Especially considering the OTHER angel in the game...
edited 16th Jun '10 4:34:51 AM by Darxzero
Escape.
Boiling blood
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world fingles didn't exist.
No, Mr. Bond, I expect fingles to die.
My mama always said life was like a box of fingles.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American fingles.
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to fingles.
You can't handle the fingles!
edited 16th Jun '10 5:17:44 AM by Zakdos
I ain't saying no showy crap like "later buddies" or something lame like that. I'll be back soon, you bozos!
One morning I shot an elephant in my turtle. How he got in my turtle, I don't know.
Ray, if someone asks if you are a turtle, you say, 'yes!'
I want that turtle, not excuses.
Keep your friends close, but your turtle closer.
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to turtle.
Many Bothans died to bring us this turtle.
Soylent Green is turtle!
edited 16th Jun '10 5:24:53 AM by Perseus
Trans rights are human rights.
Breath of the Sun
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Protestant' at will to old ladies. - (Monty Python and the Holy Grail, "Ni")
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take Protestant anymore! - (Network, "this")
Funny like I'm a Protestant? I amuse you? - (Goodfellas, "clown")
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Protestant, too! - (Wizard of Oz, "dog")
With great power comes great Protestant. - (Spider-man, "responsibility")
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
Black Inches
"It's against my programming to impersonate a nuclear bomb." - ...How does one even start that?
"The power of Nuclear Bomb compels you." - Well, I guess that's ONE way of doing it...
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my nuclear bomb." - Self preservation, or Cargo Ship?
"That nuclear bomb is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred." - We're dead, aren't we?
"Ray, if someone asks if you are a nuclear bomb, you say, 'yes!'" - And then you hope you are bluffing to an idiot.
edited 16th Jun '10 5:49:38 AM by Darxzero
Escape.
Love means never having to say you're cat.
If you are a minorty of one, the cat is the cat (missing word "truth")
To cat, and beyond! (missing word "infinity")
They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into cat.
I'll have what cat's having.
One cat's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Show me the cat!
No, Mr.Bond, I expect cat to die.
I see dead cat.
All work and no cat makes Jack a dull boy.
If I was a cat, a perfect cat, how would you know it was really me?
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a cat!
Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the cat.
And the winner is...
You take the blue cat- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
edited 17th Jun '10 1:50:54 PM by LillyS
Stupid people are great at winning arguments because they're too stupid to realise that they've lost.
E.T. phone Dracula.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Dracula.
As God is my Dracula, I'll never be hungry again.
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my Dracula. That's the price she has to pay.
The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Dracula."
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Dracula.
Hasta la vista, Dracula.
Love means never having to say you're Dracula.
I find your lack of Dracula disturbing.
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Dracula!
There is nothing except this! There is no art opening; there is no benefit; there is nothing to sign. There is the next Dracula, and nothing else.
One morning I shot an elephant in my Dracula. How he got in my Dracula, I don't know.
I defy you! Come and kneel before Dracula!
edited 16th Jun '10 6:55:21 AM by Perseus
Trans rights are human rights.
This site right here is what we're playing with.
Just pick a word and quote away. Here's a few I got:
"I ate his puppy with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." (The Silence Of The Lambs - word was "liver") ...Is it bad that this makes Lecter seem worse to me than he did before?
"Go ahead, make my puppy." (Sudden Impact - word was "day") Aw, that quote just became adorable!
"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the puppy." (The Godfather - word was "fishes") Ew.
"That puppy is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred." (Ringu - word was "video") ...Now it sounds more like The Grudge.
"Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine...out of a puppy?" (Back To The Future - word was "De Lorean") ...That is both twisted and cute somehow.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.