Least I have antlers.
Also; Smaug was a coward too afraid to leave his house for half a century.
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
If you had a massive dwarven city full of treasure as your house, how often would you leave?
"We're home, Chewie."
Often enough to prove I wasn't a coward.
Compromising your lifestyle just to maintain your image isn't a sign of bravery.
It is, however, the very epitome of swag. 
Dragon swag, bitches.
edited 22nd Apr '15 2:27:28 PM by KnownUnknown
"The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy, paraphrasing Mark Twain.
I'd leave to spend my goldmine. I'd spend at least half of it on TF2 crate keys.
State of Mind
I'd go buy a giant gold safe to keep my piles of gold in.
"What a century this week has been." - Seung Min Kim
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
But you would already live in a giant gold safe! It's called Erebor!
"We're home, Chewie."
Queen of Good Things, Honest
Prove to whom? Whose opinion is so great and so important that a dragon would seek to curry it?
To a dragon, greatness isn't something you prove. It's what you are.
edited 22nd Apr '15 3:10:36 PM by TobiasDrake
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That all you got?
True. Smaug slept in a mountain for a hundred years and Sauron still thought he was important enough to be approached as a potential ally.
That is the face of a man who just ate a kitten. Raw.
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What about the opinions of other dragons?
Letting his dragon underlings think he was a wimp didn't work out so well for Alduin.
edited 23rd Apr '15 3:12:38 AM by DrDougsh
That all you got?
Sweet. I've been wanting to see what Battle of Five Armies Extended is like.
That is the face of a man who just ate a kitten. Raw.
Oh, awesome. Has the EE for the third movie come out on DVD already?
edited 4th Aug '15 12:38:09 PM by Loraenn
That all you got?
Don't think so.
That is the face of a man who just ate a kitten. Raw.
My only hope is that the extended edition has more of DÁIN THE IRONFOOT.
"All you Fascists bound to lose."
Fuck you, Fascist sympathizers
For Dwarf-on-Elf action?
Lost in Space
Inquiring minds want to know. For ... research purposes. Yeah.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"The extended version is just Dáin Ironfoot brutally slaughtering Orcs and bathing in their entrails for 3 hours. The following two hours are then Dáin doing the same to Elves.
"All you Fascists bound to lose."
While using every possible Scottish expletive.
Personally I'm holding out for the condensed version before I spend money on the movies again.
edited 26th Aug '15 12:46:48 PM by Catbert
That all you got?
As someone that mostly went to go see the movie specifically because of the Battle, I can't wait to see the 20 minutes that got messed with xD
That is the face of a man who just ate a kitten. Raw.
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
Brutal Warlord Plans, Wise Wizard Rampages
Yeah, I honestly liked the orcs more than Elves, because man, orcs are so much smarter in this movie, at least in relative terms.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Monkey (Kings) kick all of your asses.
edited 21st Apr '15 1:55:01 PM by Ekuran