The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

Why aren't you allowed to wonderpost right now?

Because Five Man Bands are Serious Business. Or, rather, were.

Engaging shitpost mode now.

Hah, gotcha.

I'll be here when you guys are discussing, then, seeing as I've heard someone say that's what it has become.

I was just joking around about that stuff.

look at those guys over there

they think they're pretty tough don't they, a nice cake in the face'll fuck 'em up

LAUNCH THE CAKES

COMMENCE THE HUMILIATION

edited 6th Mar '11 12:20:25 PM by Jumpingzombie

"Channel Z" always seems longer than it really is.

An absolute bevy of trivia to be had in the talent bumper. The whole package was done by TVbD, and part of the animation on the "NewsCenter 4" logo was recycled for their 1998 KMGH package. The V/O is by Mark Elliot, aka the Disney preview guy.

tv rots your brain

movies make you dumb

books give your paper cuts

musicals make you deaf

is there no justice in the world??????????????????????????????????

So this means every paper mill, electronics company, musician, writer, actor, producer, creative type, and media company in the world is evil.

...

You're not allowed to touch anything at museums, you know.

The "XM" thing still bugs me.

Living luxuriously is full of priceless privileges such as vintage wines, precious jewels, haute couture and eaux de toilette. Luxury is not easy to come by, but certainly easy to become accustomed to. Christian Schwartz and Dino Sanchez, the boldface names of Orange Italic, first conceived the Luxury Collection at the turn of the millennium. Their careful analysis of sybaritic brands showed that the aesthetics of luxury held the following common ground: ample width, implying a lack of concern with economy; and intricate detailing, implying a high level of craftsmanship. Six years later they have refined the collection, added a text face and, with the help of House Industries, are ready to share these typefaces with the world. The look of luxury is now within the reach of any graphic arts professional who desires it.

All evil, they're trying to break us down and kill us.

And graphic designers use they're skillz to distract us with aesthetics, thus causing us to go blind.

http://www.houseind.com/fonts/luxuryfonts

Hmm...it might be easier to list things that aren't evil:

• US Route 36

...that's all I got.

Me?

(even if I did destroy the universe with my bare teeth and claws)

You said you want to be a graphic designer didn't you? You're future evil.

The floor is not evil. Unless it's hard wood or spiked.

Oddly relatedly, NBC now owns Bravo, E!, Oxygen and Style; aka four channels/brands that may as well be an amorphous blob of high-gloss hyperreality now.

I always did wonder what the hell happened to Bravo; in less than a decade it went from the performing arts to some shallow embrace of pop-culture and "high culture".

edited 6th Mar '11 12:47:05 PM by AnonymousUser

hot
sweaty
troll
   buckets   

edited 6th Mar '11 12:47:30 PM by Justice4243

Oh god, our brain will be rotted and we'll blindly stumbling around to turn off TV until we are nothing but vegetables.

On another note Celebrity Apprentice is on tonight and my mom's gonna watch D:

You're trolling buckets now? Shame on your family's pet rabbit.

And NBCU wants to model everything they touch on Bravo too, seeing as how most of what it airs is inexpensive but popular reality fare.

(They initially wanted to turn it into their USA Network; however, this stopped once Queer Eye for the Straight Guy caught on and the real USA Network came into the fold. Why am I talking about this)

At least it's not what happened to A&E... Or Current, although they've picked up Olbermann, so things may improve.

They must not have wanted a TBS-and-TNT dynamic between USA and Bravo, either.

I'm finding it hard to switch between Homestuck mode and Ponies! mode.