make it now
and become President
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Huh, what program would be good for making novelty ID cards? Microsoft Publisher?
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i can't find the thread where I made the brand new joke.
FUCK
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Oh fuck, I was about to look in there.
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Like, all this stuff that just grows out of ya.
FOOTBALL
do what thou wilt
@SPACE: Sorry. I will be sure to shave.
I didn't think I was dumb enough to enjoy this, but I was.
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And now two doves have graced this thread.
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Two Doves and two Imipolexes.
Who else will spawn a twin?
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"Two doves and two imipolexes"
Yeah but I'm cooler. :P
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It's hip to be square.
My girlfriend wants to set my shoes on fire.
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It's not our fault you don't know how to discipline your woman.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
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She wants to pick out some new shoes for me, and then burn my current ones 'cause she hates them.
She also thinks I should grow a beard but FUCK THAT
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While you're wearing them? 'Cause that's kinda hot.
But only in the literal sense, of course.
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I wanted to play around with my brother's tablet, so I took the opportunity to draw Charlotte again.
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The lesson: I need way more practice drawing with a tablet.
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Not bad, really.
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Next time I want to draw her parents, too. I'm not very good at showing the texture of clothing, though.
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draw them naked
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Of all the things that would inspire me to take up my silly cartoonish drawing again, I didn't think this thread would be it.
I guess it's because, as long as I'm posting them here, I can pretend I have an audience.
Edit: Wow, those are both terribly written sentences. I hope my avatar isn't affecting the way I write.
edited 26th Dec '10 7:27:01 PM by CentralAvenue
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It doesn't get better than this.
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I want to make a fake ID. But not like a "I'm under 21 and I wanna buy alcohol"-type fake ID (I'd only need one of those for 8 months anyway). I want to make an "organization" with an official-sounding but vague name, and use my organization's authority to issue myself an ID that has absolutely no legal or informational value.
Why? Because I'm bored.
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