The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

how the fuck do people find that squidward image scary

they are wuss cats

With fries.

I farted into existence to tell you denizens of this thread that YOU FUCKING SU—

Would you like to try out my cookies?

yes no

no yes

wait

no or yes

or no yes or yes no

Which is it you snorglo?

I am ham

quit hoggin' it you snotburger

pisstowel

shitcake

crapknife

bloodbed

cryofridge

what am i even saying

I don't even know.

Why am I even still here?

You are here because you are here

You're our friend and we like you. :)

well then, Mr. Anderson...

... Okay yeah I don't know either. I really don't.

I know the true reason

but it must remain a mystery

Does it have anything to do with The Matrix?

maaybe

seems legit

HOORAY FOR CAPTAIN SPAULDING, THE AFRICAN EXPLORER!

Pretty weenie.

This has all gotten rather silly.

My cat is too cute.

This should not be terribly surprising, because... well, cat.

My cat once ate her own barf once.Like that one scene in Stranger Things.

We definitely got her out of the bargain bin.

⚽️😇

My cat likes to bite my ankle.

Usually if I am daring to do something like check email or eat instead of paying attention to her, but sometimes she'll just like... randomly attack my foot.

she'll also run up to me and as soon as I pick her up she's purring as loudly as she can.