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my milkshake brings brings brings all the boys to the yard yard yard yard

Okay, who left the Ulti on repeat?!

-smacks Ulti in the back of the head-

my MILKSHAKE B R I N GS MY MILK..SHAKE

-pours soda on Ulti-

-hits Ulti with baseball bat-

Guys, guys! If you hit him and the problem got worse, the solution is not to hit him again!

(confiscates bat)

Now, what we do now is call the professionals.

(calls the local handyman)

Hello, Jim? Hello, Jim? We have an Ultimatum in need of repairing. He's stuck on repeat. Can you help? Yes? Sure, I can pay. Thank you.

LET THE BODIES HIT LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

OK.

-throws Ulti off a building-

(sees Ulti fall off building)

...can you also fix the body? He's been damaged.

Oh dear.

-chops up Ulti's body with ax-

...severely...

-throws Ulti's body into fire place-

Forget the handyman; you're going to need a paladin or a priest or anybody else who knows resurrection magic. x_x

I KNOW RESURRECTION AND MAGIC!

-wakes up-

Huh,how did I end up here?

That's the last time I follow a cat's advice

I resurrected you...after I killed you.

I followed cat's advice and look where it got me

Meow-durred.

My god, that pun

I guess I should be pun-ished.

Yeah I don't think that was actually a cat...

(Pulls out civil lawsuit)

"Storm vs. 12" for destruction of Ultimatums.