The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

no u

oh

site went down for a bit

shit happens

shit?

I blame a kotteh

A kotteh? Is that what people who can't pronounce j's call a cottage?

a kotteh is not related to a kitteh

Good.

Is it a satanic abomination from beyond the stars?

I kind of hope it is. Then I can convince it to turn me into one.

no

-disappointment-

Do you know any? I’d really like to be one.

no

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

sir,you are making a scene

Kids, if someone touches your sulphur, first, you say, "No!"

Then, you skin them alive.

Then, you shove sulphur in their mouths.

Then, you fart in their mouths.

Then, you say "Cool beans".

Then, you fart in their mouths.

Then, you fart in their mouths again.

Then, you say "Cool beans".

Then, you shoot them in the face.

Then, you stand next to their body.

Then, you say "Cool beans".

Then, you go to their home and meet their family.

Then, you say "Cool beans".

Then, you punch their family members in the face.

Then, you fart in their faces.

Then, you fart in their faces again.

Then, you say "Cool beans."

Then, you get out of there.

And drink Coke. Like your teacher, your parents...Doctor Marcen!

...

Cool beans.

no marcen

no

no

Oh, please. Everyone knows you don’t shove sulfur up people’s orifices.

You shove fluorine down their orifices instead.

yes ulti

yes

i am making a d&d setting about what if the great sea in wind waker drained away

did Ganon pull the plug out

i can't even begin to fathom how anybody is able to play gitaroo man for more than 15 minutes without losing their sanity

its simple

they have no sanity

no, link expy did

in my canon, he failed

the master sword analogue was the plug

WHAT IN THE WHATTING WHAT.

Well you see,it all started with a cat