The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

you mean you're not gonna whip it fifth? :P

I'll whip it good

If that whip is on fire, be sure to check whether the wielder has wings.

I'll use a cool whip

hsit

I'll shake my money maker

I'm flying backwards!

I'll put a spell on you

oooh which kind of spell?

Just hope it’s not a Master Spark, Oz.

Also I am going to FIGHT HURRICANE FLORENCE! *pulls out a bunch of guns from hammerspace*

...what do you mean, guns don't work against hurricanes? :(

Florence is least scary sounding storm name ever

Edited by Ultimatum on Sep 13th 2018 at 9:41:04 AM

what about

HURRICANE FUCKASS?

thats the storm who's all talk and bluster

no, but seriously, stay safe oz

I'll be fine. I'm in the eastern US but am far enough inland that I won't get the worst of it. We are expecting a lot of rain though.

ella ella under my umbrella

That song is periwinkle thingish.

i’ll banish you to muspell... a.

we are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe and we have but one desire can you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons how could you you couldn’t never ever ever we who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they recolored our things and that was about it so we went home and painted our things their original colors and then some other things happened the end

...What.

Hyness’s rant with no punctuation and it falls off around the “We who once...” part into a weird story about things.

Nah.

That made me remember this. XD

Joking aside, I hope you'll be okay, Oz. -hugs-

Thanks.

I should be fine. Though if I'm not on much this weekend it's cause Florence knocked out the wifi.

damn it Florence