The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

> (in other words this whole thing is getting too disgusting and is probably not the sort of shitposting the heap was meant to contain. :P )

the heap must expand

we must spawn more overlords and build mroe pylons

No.

Bad idea.

I am already an overlord and I stole these pylons. Do you want me to find Dark Samus and Mother Brain and/or steal more pylons?

-walks in thread, very clean-

I am clear.

no, go find nightmare

-produces a pistol-

-produces a rapier-

just a little drunk right now

just a little

I am expanding the creep

-zerglings run past-

> Just a little drunk right now

seen any pink elephants yet?

Nightmare’s a [REDACTED]. I can find SA-X if you want, though.

nightmare or no deal

I had some wine and didn't even thing.

I don't feel thingish.

I mean good fun thing btw not gross thing like marcen did.

It wasn't a thingish thing he did anyway though so...

Fine.

-comes back with Nightmare from Kirby’s Adventure-

This is what you meant, right?

what does this do

-presses button-

huh,the cat is now on the roof,it should be on the floor..my teleporter must be faulty

Bad Ulti.

*climbs out on the roof, retrieves the ket*

I am keeping this.

now if my calculations are correct it should arrive by Tuesday,I hope no one is silly enough to think it won't arrive before the results do

Wait wait wait wait. Whacking people with cats was a fair thing to be angry at Ulti for. Teleporting them, however, doesn't register on the same magnitude: it just moves the cat from one location to another. How does that translate to "bad Ulti"?

Because it is storming outside, and that is not nice weather for a ket to be on the roof.

*is holding the ket wrapped in a towel, keeping the lil cutie warm and dry*

In the future pls teleport kets into my apartment. Or at least into the store where I work.

OK,it's working now ' -presses button-

huh!

-presses button-

Oh,the house itself has moved!

Song of the Day #529

*does a head count to make sure no one (especially kets) got teleported out, then looks out the window to see where the heck we are now*