What offends you about the previous post?

Hey, nitpicking is very much needed! If we don't maintain proper standards of writing, we risk falling to laziness, bringing about a dark age of incomprehensible communication!

Way to use the slippery-slope warning that most homophobic fundamentalist idiots use.

Just because you do something another group also does doesn’t mean you’re part of that group.

Never implied that he was. It was meant to be an unfavorable comparison to that group.

Why do you deliberately make comparisons that you admit are unfavourable? If better comparisons are available, then you should make those ones, not the ones that show little promise.

You hypocrite - preaching about proper grammar and then not understanding the post above you. He means unfavorable to you, obviously.

Can't you just allow hypocrites to wallow in their self-righteousness once in a while?

But if we let hypocrites wallow in their self-righteousness, then who else do we have to let wallow in their self-righteousness? Where’s the boundary for this rule? Where does it end?

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jul 27th 2018 at 10:05:42 AM

oFFENDED BECAUSE TL;DR

Offended because it’s not that long. If you want something long, read this.

We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desire! Can one such as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons? How could you! You couldn't! Never ever ever! We who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away and banished us to the edge of the galaxy! US! As if THAT loveliness wasn't enough, they tried to erase our very existence from history! RUDE! Only through our magic were we able to overcome their science and achieve great prosperity! We alone were responsible for stopping that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis, yet this is how you repay us! This won't stand! It won't be forgiven! It won't be forgotten! Never ever EVER! Those who called us mad, are you listening? You left us at the edge of the galaxy to be forgotten, then went along your merry way, probably living somewhere pretty and peaceful! But know this! Your future is a farce! You have none! We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN'T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Grace us, Gloriously Dark Looooooord!

You're making the entirely erroneous assumption that all of us are against you and your Dark Lord. While I personally have never professed loyalty to such an individual, I am not necessarily opposed either, especially considering your legitimate grievances. I'd rather be given the chance to negotiate and address the aforementioned grievances (with the aid of the parties responsible for your exile, of course, should they be available). Claiming that I called you mad is entirely false, as I have never done such a thing, and doesn't exactly help your case. Maybe you should focus on justice rather than vengeance.

And on an unrelated note, either you misplaced a comma in your last sentence or you used an adverb in place of an adjective, but either way is sloppy. Before making long rants, be sure to proofread them.

I copy pasted it, and sorry for assuming. Either way, I’m still offended that you thought I was talking to you specifically, or that it was actually my opinion and not just something long to spite the poster before me. Also, bird magic.

You copy paste, there's your problem.

Oh come on, there is nothing wrong with copy pasting large amounts of text, now if Emperor made a webcomic with noting but copy pasted art that is a different story

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Aug 1st 2018 at 3:07:16 PM

It’s only a minor issue, but I prefer to go by Ing.

I am offended that the above poster did not get that that was a joke.

Maybe make the joke funnier then.

Then try giving them a few suggestions - how are they supposed to improve if they don’t know where to start?

I am offended because I am cool!

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Aug 4th 2018 at 3:30:47 AM

You think you're cool? I find that offensive.

Is implying the he is cool?

No, just saying you're not. I find your assumption offensive.

Then why did you put words in his mouth? It doesn't make you smarter, quite the opposite, and it's hypocritical of you to complain how irksome you find his assumption. Your own was way more off-kilter. Maybe you should check your own assumptions before yelling them as gospel truth and making an utter ass of yourself. It's not hard.

You didn't even call the two brutes above you for sandwich posting? Shame upon you and your descendants.

Yes, shame the descendants for something the father did. That's a totally healthy system of justice that doesn't result in irrational judgments and prejudices at best and concentration camps at worst.

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Aug 6th 2018 at 1:35:33 PM