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CrowT.Robot Trainspotter from Ga-Metru
Trainspotter
Jul 21st 2010 at 5:42:01 PM

Goofus takes his girlfriend to a strip club only to ditch her so that he can score with a cheap floozy.

Gallant knows the value of money.

edited 21st Jul '10 5:42:19 PM by CrowT.Robot

Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock
Forum lurking fox
Jul 21st 2010 at 5:45:40 PM

Goofus only knows of five finger discount.

Gallant likes pie

Sonic hates SOPA
CrowT.Robot Trainspotter from Ga-Metru
Trainspotter
Jul 21st 2010 at 5:47:00 PM

Goofus sets bakeries alight to destroy pie.

Gallant never bosses his friends around.

Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree
Gristknife
Jul 21st 2010 at 5:50:40 PM

Goofus makes a friend, treats them well for a week, and than is nice to everybody around them while treating the friend like dirt for a month.

Gallant always asks permission to eat a cookie.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
CrowT.Robot Trainspotter from Ga-Metru
Trainspotter
Jul 21st 2010 at 5:51:51 PM

Goofus commits theft of over $5,000,000 worth of cookies, which he laces with heroin and sells on the black market.

Gallant always listens to family-friendly music.

Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
Jul 21st 2010 at 5:52:35 PM

^Goofus plots a heist that makes Michael Mann jealous.

^^Goofus listens to (c)rap.

Gallant takes his vitamins and eats his vegetables.

edited 21st Jul '10 5:52:57 PM by SeanMurrayI

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KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock
Forum lurking fox
Jul 21st 2010 at 5:54:44 PM

Goofus takes his heroine and eats his floorboards

Gallant goes to church every sunday

Sonic hates SOPA
CrowT.Robot Trainspotter from Ga-Metru
Trainspotter
Jul 21st 2010 at 5:54:55 PM

Goofus spends his evenings drawing pentagrams on the floor and crying out to wicked pagan gods.

Gallant is respectful of people's differences.

edited 21st Jul '10 5:55:50 PM by CrowT.Robot

Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
Jul 21st 2010 at 6:26:34 PM

Goofus punched his father in the face for calling the Star Wars prequels "rubbish."

Gallant listens to classical music to maintain a calm sensibility and demeanor.

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rumetzen The best there is from Austin, Texas
The best there is
Jul 21st 2010 at 6:31:29 PM

Goofus replaces Gallant's Mozart CD's with Cannibal Corpse

Gallant practices his musicianship every day.

Stupid, you could say these masculine thoughts are homosexual 'Cause they blow heads like that dead clothes designer
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock
Forum lurking fox
Jul 21st 2010 at 6:35:47 PM

Goofus never showers and takes pride in his own stench.

Gallant used to be in the boyscouts.

Sonic hates SOPA
TyrannoStorm Lord of ___ from GMT -7
Lord of ___
Jul 21st 2010 at 7:04:33 PM

Goofus used to be in Hell's Angels.

Gallant always acquires parent permission before using the Internet.

I hate quotes. Tell me what you know- Anonymous
Jul 21st 2010 at 7:24:51 PM

Goofus is cussing out n00bz and fags on Steam at a high school level.

Gallant abides by his parents' rule to not watch a PG-13 movie until he's 13.

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rumetzen The best there is from Austin, Texas
The best there is
Jul 21st 2010 at 7:25:54 PM

Goofus watched Natural Born Killers in utero

Gallant listens to good, wholesome christian rock.

Stupid, you could say these masculine thoughts are homosexual 'Cause they blow heads like that dead clothes designer
Jul 21st 2010 at 7:29:05 PM

Goofus was detained at the Vatican along with Cradle Of Filth under the suspicion that they were "religious terrorists."

Gallant does not text and drive.

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rumetzen The best there is from Austin, Texas
The best there is
Jul 21st 2010 at 7:34:45 PM

Goofus twitters while driving.

Gallant drinks cows milk.

Stupid, you could say these masculine thoughts are homosexual 'Cause they blow heads like that dead clothes designer
SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jul 21st 2010 at 7:37:32 PM

Goofus milks his own mother.

Gallant plays chess at a championship level to develop his planning skills.

The Danse Macabre Codex
Jul 21st 2010 at 7:40:41 PM

Goofus is the most vicious soccer player since Vinnie Jones.

Gallant chews food with his mouth closed.

edited 21st Jul '10 7:41:15 PM by SeanMurrayI

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine
Ghosts' Poet
Jul 21st 2010 at 8:10:53 PM

Goofus projectile-vomits all over the relatives

Gallent practices his fencing

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
WillyFourEyes ...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy from High Above the Mucky-Muck
...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy
Jul 21st 2010 at 8:17:15 PM

Goofus orders his mabari warhound to attack every passer-by it sees.

Gallant always updates his webcomic on time...once every single day.

SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jul 21st 2010 at 8:18:42 PM

Goofus updates his webcomic whenever the hell he feels like it...which is never.

Gallant has taken a part-time job to show how responsible he is.

The Danse Macabre Codex
rumetzen The best there is from Austin, Texas
The best there is
Jul 21st 2010 at 8:20:21 PM

Goofus has a full time job as a suicide bomber

Gallant knows not to feed the troll.

Stupid, you could say these masculine thoughts are homosexual 'Cause they blow heads like that dead clothes designer
Jul 21st 2010 at 8:21:47 PM

Goofus is the troll.

Gallant tells a teacher when he is threatened by another student.

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