Gallant and Goofus

Goofus house is full of moldy spots.

Gallant goes to Cairo going trough all of DIOs minions so he can have a fair duel old west style with him.

Goofus is a Monster of the Week working for DIO who is little more than a speed bump for Gallant.

Gallant is a fleshed-out character with a sympathetic motivation and a realistic backstory.

Goofus stretches willing suspension of belief way too far and has a backstory and motivations that make him come across as Unintentionally Unsympathetic.

Gallant makes sure to put his ice cream in the freezer so it doesn't melt.

Goofus puts ice cream in the Microwave.

Gallant is a famous Comic book artist who revolutionized the industry.

Goofus is an infamous comic book artist who sent the franchise into a Dork Age.

Gallant always says what he means, and means what he says.

Goofus doesn't practice what he preaches.

Gallant sets the temperature just right before going to bed at night.

Goofus moves the sun 7 Light Minutes towards the earth before going to bed.

Gallant creates unique pieces of sweet food art while sticking to the theme of each round.

Goofus uses the microwave and the ice cream machine for everything.

Gallant helps his neighbors during a disaster.

Goofus buys all the toilet paper and resells it at outrageous prices

Gallant is on time for social engagements and events

Goofus shows up at events long after they're over.

Gallant always sprays de-icer on his car doors during winter so they don't get stuck.

Goofus piles snow onto his truck until it’s crushed by the extra weight.

Gallant saves today so he has money for tomorrow.

Edited by Arcane101 on Feb 18th 2021 at 11:40:05 AM

Goofus spends today all the money he'll never have tomorrow. Now he is buried under a literal mountain of debt.

Gallant doesn't fall for phishing scams.

Goofus introduces himself by giving people his bank account and credit card information.

Gallant abides by the guidelines on How to Write an Example.

(Selling Duped Posts 3 Avatars. (This is a joke))

Edited by JKBenbot on Feb 18th 2021 at 8:57:38 AM

Goofus breaks every rule in every example.

Gallant gets submitted to Hunger Games Simulation:Beyond the Possibilities and plays fair and doesn't win.

Edited by JKBenbot on Feb 18th 2021 at 8:57:02 AM

Goofus cheats and backstabs at every turn and still doesn’t win.

Gallant is the very model of a modern Major-General.

Goofus doesn't have any information on vegetables, animals or minerals, doesn't know the kings of England, can't quote historical fights (in categorical order or otherwise), isn't acquainted with matters mathematical (to the point where he doesn't understand quadratic or even simple equations, has no news about binomial theorem or facts about the square of the hypotenuse, and is terrible at both integral and differential calculus), doesn't know animals' scientific names, and so on.

Gallant is a chess grandmaster who can beat even the best computers.

Goofus opens every game with the fool's mate.

Gallant plays games the way he wants to and doesn't care about making meta picks.

Goofus is a "Stop Having Fun" Guy who demands that everything be sticking to the guns the game sets. Even in singleplayer.

Gallant always tries to incorporate healthy plant foods to an otherwise plantless dish.

Goofus just puts hamburger in a blender for his meal and chugs.

Gallant is a Well-Intentioned Extremist.

Goofus is a Not-So-Well-Intentioned Extremist.

Gallant waters his plants every day and gives them plenty of sunlight.

Goofus punches the plants and pulls them out of the soil every single day.

Gallant writes down new knowledge on a notebook.

Goofus hits himself over the head after learning anything.

Gallant is Genre Savvy and immediately leaves town when he learns there’s a Serial Killer on the loose.

Goofus is the white college kid that gets killed within half an hour.

Gallant is honest with himself and knows that TV Tropes ruined his life.

Goofus is sure he just needs to looks at one more page...

Prince Gallant falls in love with a princess and lives happily ever after.