Nine thousand nine hundred eighty-two reasons.
Vriska could be wrong. Or Karkat for that matter.
This is an interesting question actually...
Mostly does better things now. Key word mostly. Writes things, but you'll never find them. Or you can ask.
World's Cutest Direwolf
More ways to kill than brute force. For all we know, Gamzee killed his Denizen through a sneak attack or a poisoned pie.
Clearly it was a war of attrition. His denizen died of exhaustion after trying to kill him for like a week straight.
Untrustworthy
Killing a denizen can be deceptively easy- See Karkat's account of how his 'battle' with his denizen went.
"Canada Day is over, and now begins the endless dark of the Canada Night."
Another Volume of Friendsim came out btw. I really liked the "gimmick" with Gor-gor's route.
Chaotic Greedy
Don't everyone face their denizen alone? The Black King may be the first time Gamzee used his Rage powers in front of anyone who could witness its power.
"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
Mighty No. 51345
I like the aforementioned death via exhaustion. Bonus points if the thing's chambers were painted purple afterward, with Gamzee continuing on like nothing happened.
Mega Man fanatic extraordinaire
Karkat also said that his denizen was probably the weakest one. I’m thinking that he did use those Bard of Rage powers momentarily against his denizen.
Not really a lord of anything
Huh. Yeah. That sign doesn't belong to anyone from the Troll Call and it's not on the Extended Zodiac. Wonder what's up with that.
Turns out it was a disguise. Her route was pretty cool. Zebruh on the other hand.... eyuch. That guy's every line makes my skin crawl.
Not really a lord of anything
On a scale of one to Cronus, how bad is he?
This song needs more love.
Now granted I haven't willingly read Cronus dialogue in like six years, but he seemed pretty up there.
Happy Troll day everyone!
Funny but not helpful
It's been a heck of a sweep
Forever liveblogging the Avengers
So happy 6/12 everybody! I'm going to go vote for the first time today.
Chaotic Greedy
Thanks for the list!
And happy troll day!
"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
Happy troll day!
I might've mentioned this before, but it's Dia dos Namorados in Brazil. It's basically Valentines' Day.
Funny but not helpful
I don't know who else reads Squirrel Girl but I'm maths% sure that Ryan North gave a nod to Problem Sleuth in today's new issue
Forever liveblogging the Avengers
Oh nice. I really need to catch up. I remember I was in the middle of the Dinosaur Ultron arc last I read.
Funny but not helpful
He couldn't resist turning it into a dinosaur comic
Forever liveblogging the Avengers
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
Remember that time Dirk Strider defaced that Pony Pals book? I just found out that someone went and made it real. It's beautiful.
I didn't write any of that.
So I've been obsessed with Homestuck for a few months, and I thought of this question that I can't come up with an answer to.
How did Gamzee beat his denizen?
On www.homestuck.com/story/3360 Karkat believes that the fight with the Black King was the first time that he used his Bard of Rage powers, and that without those powers he was a subpar fighter compared to the other trolls. However, on https://www.homestuck.com/story/3953
Vriska thinks that every troll but Tavros killed their denizen.