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Alright, confess odd things.

Excessive complaining isn't allowed anywhere on the site. Keep it out of this thread.

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Alright, confess odd things.

For example, I'm jealous to my big brother becuase he discovered The Smiths first. Dammit, now I can't have a crush for Morrisey without feeling weird about it.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:46:13 AM

SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#28951: May 14th 2010 at 8:02:17 PM

OH OF COURSE. MY BAD.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
vandro Shop Owner from The little shop that wasn't Since: Jul, 2009
Shop Owner
#28952: May 14th 2010 at 8:05:08 PM

Why did melloncollie bite me?

SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#28953: May 14th 2010 at 8:05:26 PM

Because Panamanian tastes good.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Weissritter Super Fighting Robot Since: May, 2010
Super Fighting Robot
#28954: May 14th 2010 at 8:06:38 PM

I'd probably bite Leanan if given the chance, come to think of it.

Not vandro, though. He'd just complain.

Cynics are optimists that have become used to disappointment.
vandro Shop Owner from The little shop that wasn't Since: Jul, 2009
Shop Owner
melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#28956: May 14th 2010 at 8:08:03 PM

Owl, rat, dog, melon... it's what I do.

SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#28957: May 14th 2010 at 8:08:07 PM

Being bitten is generally not desirable.

The extent to which this fictional person reminds me of a nonfictional person in my own life is uncanny.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#28958: May 14th 2010 at 8:08:08 PM

Because you're vandro.

This is probably the answer to a lot questions regarding vandro.

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Weissritter Super Fighting Robot Since: May, 2010
Super Fighting Robot
#28959: May 14th 2010 at 8:09:18 PM

Huh. Didn't think he'd be into that. Truly, you learn something every day.

Afterthought: Actually, I recall wanting to make a joke warning melloncollie to be careful, as he might actually enjoy that, so maybe I did think he would be. Mysterious!

edited 14th May '10 8:10:40 PM by Weissritter

Cynics are optimists that have become used to disappointment.
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#28960: May 14th 2010 at 8:10:26 PM

Since this is the thread I'm posting most in right now, I'll say here that I'm going now.

I'm getting paranoid. It's very late.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#28961: May 14th 2010 at 8:10:44 PM

I think we hit a misunderstanding somewhere.

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
NotAlwaysTheHero Mr. Mohawk from Portlandia Since: Apr, 2010
Mr. Mohawk
#28962: May 14th 2010 at 8:12:31 PM

WHY AREN'T WE TALKING LIKE THIS ANYMORE? IT SEEMED FUN

[Placeholder for something snarky]
vandro Shop Owner from The little shop that wasn't Since: Jul, 2009
Shop Owner
TheFan from Anyway the wind blows Since: Jan, 2010
#28964: May 14th 2010 at 8:22:24 PM

Confession: I can't look at my current avvie without lolling.

I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
TheFan from Anyway the wind blows Since: Jan, 2010
#28966: May 14th 2010 at 8:27:54 PM

That one's ridiculously easy. I'll do it anyway, though.

I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
The Ant King
#28967: May 15th 2010 at 5:45:48 AM

I thought Uma Thurman was unbelievably hot in Batman And Robin.

edited 15th May '10 5:46:25 AM by Myrmidon

Kill all math nerds
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#28968: May 15th 2010 at 5:56:31 AM

Uma Thurman is hot.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#28969: May 15th 2010 at 6:01:20 AM

One of the genuinely good reasons to watch the movie...along with watching Ahnold and Uma ham-it-up like there was no tomorrow.

Also, I'd like a lot of rock music more if there wasn't so much screaming.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#28970: May 15th 2010 at 7:17:04 AM

The other day, I was really tired and I thought of the following clip, and had to stop myself from bursting into laughter.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#28971: May 15th 2010 at 7:38:07 AM

Also, I'll admit to having Repo-Men nightmares.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Kuiper [insert title here] from over to the right. Since: May, 2009
[insert title here]
#28972: May 15th 2010 at 7:46:19 AM

^ Repo-man nightmares? Why?

edited 15th May '10 7:46:36 AM by Kuiper

Hey! Read my fanfic: Here
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#28973: May 15th 2010 at 7:46:46 AM

Wrong thread, Kuiper Belt Object.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Kuiper [insert title here] from over to the right. Since: May, 2009
[insert title here]
#28974: May 15th 2010 at 7:55:53 AM

What are you talking about, Spain? I never thought this was Troper Updates by accident and post. No, all I did was ask about repo man nightmares. Uh-huh. >.> <.<

edited 15th May '10 7:56:11 AM by Kuiper

Hey! Read my fanfic: Here
OuttaTheBLAM resident moonatic from your other left Since: Aug, 2009
resident moonatic
#28975: May 15th 2010 at 8:57:26 AM

@Napoleon Dynamite: Don't feel weird if you didn't like it, on the page it says it's the most polarizing movie ever or something.

Confession: When I was younger, I was convinced I would be a policewoman. I blame watching Adam-12.

You're looking for this person.

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