ITT: We are world leaders

-slams fist on table- We're gonna nuke you all into oblivion! BECAUSE WE'RE AMERICANS!!!!

Shut up you damned Yank!

The United Kingdom has decided to reclaim all its former possessions. We're pretty much perfect. You might as well submit to re-colonisation now before we give you a good spanking. As the new Prime Minister, I demand that you surrender your sovereignty immediately!

edited 27th Oct '10 4:51:52 PM by Shichibukai

I, Robert Mugabe, blame the spiraling economy and all the people dying of Cholera and police force on Western spies trying to sabotage the great nation of Zimbabwe...

Oh yes, and also the white colonialist farmers I promptly evicted by force.

edited 27th Oct '10 5:13:57 PM by WartysNeryon

Hello, my friends. As the leader of Antarctica, I would like to know if I can interest you into buying some ice. My continent could use the revenue to fund heating programs.

We're gonna nuke yer ice into...Um...Wet stuff!

I, the almighty leader of Kickassia, don't give a shit about what you other guys are doing. Hogans Heroes is on, so if you'll excuse me...

You need to cool down. We did nothing to send a chill down your spine, yet you're giving us the cold shoulder anyway. I assure you we're ice people.

edited 27th Oct '10 5:28:57 PM by Anomalocaris20

I HATE PUNS! FIRE THE MISSLES!

There are other solutions besides nuclear assault, you know. Why don't you all calm down, come on up to Bern, and we'll discuss this, hmm?

I AM THE GREAT GOD-EMPEROR OF CRIMSONIA, PEASANTS! BOW BEFORE ME OR I WILL RAZE YOUR PATHETIC COUNTRIES IN THE NAME OF...MYSELF! ALL HAIL ME!