Oh My
Fuck yeah
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Now I'm scared to write it! :O
It was meant to be my private fap reading material! :O
Heh, what's the prize?
But BD, now you can give everybody fap material!
Ok. So should we have a "theme" of the contest?
key: The awe of your peers.
edited 25th Jul '10 9:28:47 PM by rumetzen
"Theme"? It should just be sexy, right? 
Though I'd be hoping for a bigger prize...
Eh, we'll figure something out.
Alright. What would a good length be? I'm thinking 2500 words minimum.
Oh My
Yeah sure...2500...
Theme? What restrictions do I have?
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Not a Dong
My interest has been piqued.
CAUSE EVERY GIRL IS CRAZY 'BOUT A SHARP DRESSED MAN
Creamier~
I wanna join! :D
Writing's fun. :3
Rawr.
rume should decide the rules when he comes back tomorrow.
Until then, everyone just wait here so we can run over the rules. :/
This sounds like it could be fun.
Ivy, you writing an erofic?
...heh, why not. You seem like you would. 
Creamier~
So...For the sakes of conversation.
What does everyone want to write about?
Rawr.
I have a few ideas, but will wait until the rules are issued before I decide on what to write.
Now I wish I could write fiction.
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
Not a Dong
Sex Musical.
That is all.
CAUSE EVERY GIRL IS CRAZY 'BOUT A SHARP DRESSED MAN
Pretentious Git
You have my attention.
What matters in this life is much more than winning for ourselves. What really matters is helping others win, too. - F. Rogers.
"Erofic?"
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Pronounced YAK-you-luss
Erotic fiction, I believe.
What's precedent ever done for us?
Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer
I'm not sure how well this will go, as I suspect most of us have never had sex. Depending on the rules, though, I might try a Lime.
That's Feo . . . He's a disgusting, mysoginistic, paedophilic asshat who moonlights as a shitty writer—Something Awful
Lost in Space
I'm almost ashamed of myself for even posting in this thread; I tend to keep my self-written erotica... well, to myself. However, my interest is strangely piqued. My problem is that, experience aside, I kind of suck at writing sex scenes. Then again, I've never published anything for criticism.
edited 26th Jul '10 8:54:09 AM by Fighteer
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Oh My
I'll probably keep it to masturbation and possibly foreplay since those are the only things I have any experience in. Write what you know, you know.
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Lost in Space
The possibility of asexuality aside, you folks make me feel old.
Anyway, very curious about rules. Genre, and the like. Is previously written but unpublished material eligible? How do we submit it?
edited 26th Jul '10 10:41:53 AM by Fighteer
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
I don't have any sexual experience, so I'll have to use that copy of The Joy Of Sex I swiped from my mom.
Previously written stuff as fine as it follows the rules.
Theme... some ideas:
- Science Fiction
- Homosexual
- Fantasy
-
Troperslolwut no
Yeah that's pretty much all I got. Any of you got ideas?
Submitting it: Use Tinypaste and post a link to it in here.
edited 26th Jul '10 12:33:05 PM by rumetzen
Rules:
Signups end August 4th, Start date is August 5th, end date is September 5th.
Judges:
edited 27th Jul '10 9:05:12 PM by rumetzen