ITT: Zombie Apocalypse AAH

*Rises from grave, rolls eyes.*

Shut up, dude. You're ruining it.

You always snarky, Scrounge. Why can't take call for evisceration as is?

edited 10th May '10 5:19:47 PM by Eatdembeanz

-walking up to my car, singing to myself not knowing the situation-

Anyway, Scrounge, get a damn shovel and help me raise an army!

-makes a loud noise by hitting a sheet-metal wall, raising up about 50 zombies. A paltry amount for the thousand-strong graveyard.-

You guys'll have plenty of time to develop as characters and ready defenses.

Fuck you. Hungry.

*Shuffles off to find someone to snack on.*

God dammit. I guess we can go off for a bite. -the entire legion of 52 zombies goes out to cause havoc.-

*Glares at Beanz, then bites off his nose and spits it out at him.*

Bleh. You're not tasty any more.

Damn straight I'm not tasty! I'm a fucking skeleton!

Hate you. Need meat.

-rolling up on-scene in a weaponized jeep- Zombies again? Well, it's certainly been a while.

**as a zombie rolling up in a weaponized jeep as well**

Humans again? Oh well, might as well have some fun while I'm at it...

-in car-

Some up ahead!

-hops out- There a safehouse anywhere?

Is that a jeep with GUNS on it? Cool, think they'll let us borrow them?

HEY YOU THERE, NEXT TO THE ARMORED JEEP... HELLO.

You can have some of my ammo!

**blissfully fires jeep's big guns at the humans**

Take that you living targets!

HOLY SHIT IT CAN SHOOT RUUUUUUUUUN

edited 11th May '10 11:54:48 AM by Chabal2

HOLY-

-takes cover-

SINCE WHEN DO ZOMBIES KNOW HOW TO USE GUNS?

We've known ever since the Noodle Incident!

edited 11th May '10 11:57:25 AM by SandJosieph

Fine then.

-gets behind the car-

Care to try THIS?

-swings the hammer at the car, sending it flying towards the jeep-

**car knocks off head which falls into back of Jeep. Headless corpse continues firing**

Hehe...what a ride!

edited 11th May '10 12:02:31 PM by SandJosieph

Damn! These zombies can talk! My knowledge of zombie tropes is useless! Start Acting Stereotypical dammit!

- dives towards the jeep since the shots fired are not aimed at anything anymore -

Frig you!

- hits the corpse in the jeep, sending it flying -

**corpse hits the ground and starts wandering around**

And now this is where I become Crazy Awesome!

**(head is still in the back of the jeep) bits side panel, zombifying the jeep**

... -sigh- Seriously?

-brings hammer down upon the jeep, utterly SMASHING it to a level NOTHING can EVER recover from -

Too bad... could've used that.

-hits the remains towards the corpse-

seriously, the intelligent zombie, i can get behind, but they're supposed to break to pieces at much much lower stuff then what i just put them through

^^...can he do that?

edited 11th May '10 12:11:12 PM by Keybreak