Books you feel like you have to like but didn't

You, Mateo, are now under orders to explain.

I just did!

Describe what is painful about the story in question, not what it makes you want to do.

Nothing.

Then make up random reasons.

WHAT?!?!?

I said:

Then make up random reasons.

Because if you don't, we will!

edited 25th Nov '09 3:25:36 PM by CTrombley

What is this, 4chan?

No, it's sparta silly.

Obviously he's a closet transsexual, and so the characters in the Whateley Universe appeal to him on a deep level and he doesn't even realize it.

So it is started by Tzetze! I expected as much!

Tzetze, behave!

Hey, you asked for random reasons, I delivered.

I now declare Tzetze my arch-nemesis!

Yes, but you shouldn't reveal peoples secrets like that! It's incredibly rude. A person has a right to privacy, especially in such matters!

That makes two arch-nemesises for Tzetze.

Oh boy, I think I'm up to three arch-nemeses now!

Or two. Ah, counting, my arch-nemesis. Wait, there we go!

edited 25th Nov '09 3:32:02 PM by Tzetze

Who are the other 2?

Spaghetti Cat III and counting!

A HUGE BATTLESHIP USS MATEO IS APPROACHING ON THE GAYDAR.

Yeah, sleep deprivation bad.

Spaghetti Cat III loves you, it says so on his page.

(He isn't the only one.)

The Whateley Universe is sometimes written by brothers and sisters of the Order of Blessed Agonies.

it hurts it hurts it hurts

And here's me thinking topics about Literature would be peopled entirely by Alistair Cooke lookalikes who would wax poetical about plots and philosophies and Ayn Rand. Huh. Shows what I know.

The Good Omens and Blood Music.

edited 4th Dec '09 7:47:13 PM by wallwalk

Good Omens, you mean?

And I'm curious, what didn't you like about Blood Music? (I've only read the short story.)