Banned because... Really?
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final CountdownBanned for your disbelief.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Banned for your fanatical belief.
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesBanned for being a dirty heretic.
Ban'd because we will take Jewrusalem!
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Banned for bad, not PC puns.
edited 8th Aug '17 6:45:19 PM by Jaxfirebus
Banned for judging his puns. Everyone's a winner here!
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesBanned because the rules of the game are laid out so that everyone is a loser here.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"Banned because that's only possible in that one thread i made.
Banned for plugging
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Banned for preferring things unplugged.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Banned for talking about things plugged or unplugged.
BANNED because your avi literally has a neckbeard.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Banned because your avatar's not wearing hockey pads!
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesBanned because I didn't realize earlier that Jigen indeed has a neckbeard.
Banned for pointing out a neckbeard. GET OFF YOUR ASS AND SHAVE THAT ALREADY!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Banned for neckbeard shaming.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Banned because Bob told me to.
Banned because you need to tell Bob he can't tell you what to do!
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"Banned because what if Bob ordered you to tell him that he can't tell you what to do?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Banned for making it more complicated than necessary.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Banned because this is all going just as Bob planned.
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesBanned for assuming Bob has a plan at all.
Bob is banned for being Bob.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Banning myself because there's been a lil' drought of inspiration lately.