Enter the Arena as Your Avatar (v3)

OK...hey there. Where did you come in from?

-"I look like I know?" he says. He stares for a second at the folded kanji paper on her head, then asks, "You some kind of religious folk?"-

Firebat: *approaches the Semi*

No...the paper's just sentiant...I can't believe I just said that..

-Rubbernecks around again, sees the Firebat, and runs toward the truck. "Hey, you getawayfrommyrig!"-

edited 10th Oct '10 12:12:59 PM by Artemis92

Firebat: Slow down! I'm just here to examine the goods! *looks closer* You're on stimms ain't ya?

-A large group of Goblins announce their presence with their howls and cries-

Firebat: These little shits again? *preps perdition flamethrowers* Time to roast.

edited 10th Oct '10 12:15:08 PM by Strigon

...Or we could just run.

-leaps into flight-

edited 10th Oct '10 12:14:11 PM by yarrunmace

*draws knives* I wonder if they drop anything good...

Firebat: *incinerates the Goblins nearest to him and the ones closest to Charme* Mmmmmm... I love the smell of grilled meat.

-Charme has been unintentionally set on fire-

edited 10th Oct '10 12:23:23 PM by Strigon

-Stares at the Firebat before saying, "Well I must be on something 'cause I'm sure as hell I got no idea what's going on and (is now talking half to himself) maybeitwasthemnachostheygaveme,noknowin'what'sincommercialproduct food..." At length he says, "Yeah, must be it, I got bad nachos."-

-Looks at Firebat again. "So whadda you want, and where the hell did they come from?"-

The hell? I said before, no NPCs. We're supposed to fight each other, but I guess that's kinda hard to roleplay into, I shoulda had Tip go for the Firebat first thing and what're you lookin' at?

edited 10th Oct '10 12:23:56 PM by Artemis92

Firebat: *bludgeons a Goblin then stomps it* Nuthin' but a teleporter to get me the hell outta this damned cave. *roasts more of the things* These critters ain't got shit on the Zerg.

edited 10th Oct '10 12:25:29 PM by Strigon

-thinks-

Okay, let's see. We have goblins, a crazed trucker, a flamethrower guy and the girl. 3 out of 4 of them may very well beat the crap out of me. And I'm a swan, a weak one. Not looking good.

-flees down a flight of stairs-

-A goblin archer grabs Yarrun and attempts to eat him-

-Start whacking and zapping goblins (when in Rome, I guess), stabs the last one in the face with the prod.-

^Hey, what are you doing? There aren't even supposed to be goblins here in the first place, and now you're controlling one?

-"Where'd them little boogers come from?"-

edited 10th Oct '10 12:28:03 PM by Artemis92

(There's hundreds of the damn things on every corner of Moria. Do the Math.)

Firebat: *injects stimms* OHHHH YEAHHHH!!! *starts spraying napalm at everything, including Tip and Charme*

(I must leave)

edited 10th Oct '10 12:28:56 PM by Strigon

-frantically tries to peck the goblin's eyes out-

Dammit. I shoulda known I overlooked at least one rule that I'd taken for granted. No NPCs. Our avatars are supposed to find reason to fight each other.

And now we have one, which is nice.

-"Ahhh," dodges, "Where ya think you're pointing thaahhah!" Gets behind Firebat, takes crowbar out of belt loop. "See how ya like this." Starts prying the armor off-

edited 10th Oct '10 12:39:09 PM by Artemis92

Ahhrrrrrrr!

Calm down Recette! I'm fine. *stops, drops and rolls and backs up the paper swan*

Erm...so what now? Those two seem to be hitting it off.

-Is still trying to pry the firebug apart with a crowbar (and probably will be until tomorrow, or whenever Strigon posts again)-

Dunno if it'll work, but that's the best idea I had. In any case, being a Muggle Weight, Tip's pretty much screwed if it doesn't.

_VAlways a useful trait for an avatar to have in this game.

edited 10th Oct '10 4:25:18 PM by Artemis92

Oh, right! That's why I was going to use Umi! She's the only one of my avatars that would get in a fight on purpose.

Wanna see if he has anything valuable in his vehicle?

^That oughta get him loose! Nothing in there but bowling pins, though.

He ain't budging unless he actually sees you approach the truck, of course, as he wouldn't be able to hear you above the noise.

edited 10th Oct '10 4:22:50 PM by Artemis92

*Sneaks over to the truck while the driver is still busy with the firebat's armour*

Bowling pins?

edited 10th Oct '10 4:27:37 PM by Bisected8

^I so want to say "Roll for Stealth" right now.

-Looks over, sees the back open. "Hey? Hey!" Jumps off the Firebat, charges at Charme holding the prod with both hands-

-"Yougetouttamytruck!"-

Dammit. Dinnertime. Back in a bit.

edited 10th Oct '10 4:34:24 PM by Artemis92