Your mom isn't easily shaken, either. She handled the shepherds and the clock tower well enough.
Speaking of the shepherds it's almost time for the annual ceremony. Do we have the honey, mercury, myrrh and robin feathers ready?
World's Most Boring Man
Oops, forgot to mention, all the honey was thrown into a volcano during the hot dog incident.
"Ah, no, I'm fine" - Father Paul Stone
"ENTITY"
Not the volcanoes! God, screw that furry tourist...
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
Which one? The one who was a furry fandom member, or the one that had actual fur?
The one with actual fur. He said he could tell us some stories about things he's seen...
The show must go on
And yet most of his stories were boring as hell, except the one about the banana eating horses.
World's Most Boring Man
Yeah. The most boring one had to be the one about the beige paint and the sawdust. That one almost put me to sleep!
"Ah, no, I'm fine" - Father Paul Stone
Logic Girl
Was he the one who had a hairless dog, and someone joked that it should have been the dog who had fur not the human?
For every low there is a high.
No, he was the one who had a hairless chinchilla. Something about a girl called Melissa.
Edited by HeroGal2347 on Sep 17th 2023 at 8:32:14 AM
Melissa had nothing to do with him. She was the girl with a magical moving tattoo you know where.
Wait her name her was Melisa? I've been calling her Lydia ever since we guest starred on the Muppets
Time to go venturing through the Web!
I see why you'd think that; they look like they could be clones of each other. Remember: Melissa's the one with that tattoo, Lydia's the one with those weird stories about the city of Vitebsk.
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I thought Melissa was the one who told the story about the llamas?
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
She was. She had the tattoo, she told a story about the llamas, and she also flew a Gripen. A woman of many talents.
Logic Girl
Was that llama story true, or was it just made-up? 'Cause if it was true, it might have had something to do with what happened in Chicago in the '90s.
For every low there is a high.
Which thing that happened in Chicago in the 90s? The gang war that was halted by a children's show, or the stampede that had something to do with the mayor?
The show must go on
Neither, it had something to do with magic fish and a Peruvian immigrant.
Was that the Pisciliberian demonstration? No wonder I don't remember; I was under the ocean at the time.
Edited by HeroGal2347 on Sep 17th 2023 at 12:23:17 PM
You and about 85% of the human population, I mean it was during the fifth Great Migration. I don't get why we kept trying to live on the ocean floor after it failed every time.
It does have a lovely view, though... Except for that one thing from the Mariana Trench...
Logic Girl
Yeah, that was the worst view I've ever had since Christmas 2011.
For every low there is a high.
World's Most Boring Man
Wait, what was it like living on the ocean floor? I didn't live there because I was too busy figuring out who was behind the wedding cake incident.
"Ah, no, I'm fine" - Father Paul Stone
Was that the incident that involved the same baker who made the German prince's birthday cake? According to reliable sources, it led to all snoods being banned from the country.
Not nearly as bad as the Goat Party of '94. I think my mom still has nightmares of that whole thing.
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