The noodle incident

I'm back from vacation. What'd I miss?

You did what with who in my bed?

And why those vegetables?

We wanted to use those fruits, but we didn't want to touch them after that happened.

Also, they wouldn't take gold bullion.

Hey who stole the armory vault...how do you steal a vault?

edited 11th Apr '10 1:07:12 AM by TuefelHundenIV

Uh, have you guys had a look at the backyard pool yet? Somebody's going to have to clean that up, you know.

I'm not doing it, I'm trying to find that blond barber quartet singer's number in the phone book. Would be easier if I could remember his name... Why does my head hurt so much?

ALRIGHT FUCKERS

WHO PUT MY CAR ON THE ROOF?

Guys...

There's a troper in the bathroom.

She's not wearing a lampshade, is she?

Dude, that's all she's wearing.

Well, you have to admit we would have been fine if not for that cursed teapot.

edited 11th Apr '10 3:23:21 AM by Medinoc

And the leopard. Why did we ever try to put the dress on it in the first place?

Well I didn't want the Moose wearing the tutu to feel lonely okay?

But what are we going to do about all these cockatrice?

Make a stew? can't be as weird as what was in the Jello.

I'm still confused on how we fit a humvee in the kitchen.

I'm more confused how we fit the living room in the humvee.

And no one's given me a reason for the rockettes to be there.

They were there to entertain the clowns, remember? After someone had put bees in their car?

I'll deal with the bees if someone deals with the penguin in shining armor.

Shining? I thought it was sweet and sour armour...

It's BBQ flavor. Rich and smoky.

Did we ever figure out whose house it was?

Dunno but was it necessary blow out that one wall to park the tank in sitting room.

Hey it was only way to get off the street, otherwise the cops were going to arrest us for blocking up the road. I'm just suprised nobody got arrested.