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Apr 11th 2010 at 12:26:19 AM

I'm back from vacation. What'd I miss?

TsundeRay HOORAY! from Santa Clara, California
Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA
Nemesis
Apr 11th 2010 at 12:48:12 AM

And why those vegetables?

A brighter future for a darker age.
Servbot Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Apr 11th 2010 at 12:55:35 AM

We wanted to use those fruits, but we didn't want to touch them after that happened.

krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether.
Not here, look elsewhere
Apr 11th 2010 at 1:05:36 AM

Also, they wouldn't take gold bullion.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
TuefelHundenIV Watchman of the Apocalypse from Wandering Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchman of the Apocalypse
Apr 11th 2010 at 1:06:49 AM

Hey who stole the armory vault...how do you steal a vault?

edited 11th Apr '10 1:07:12 AM by TuefelHundenIV

"Who watches the watchmen?"
AgentNomnomJayden (∀`) from secret eff bee eye base
(∀`)
Apr 11th 2010 at 1:50:53 AM

Uh, have you guys had a look at the backyard pool yet? Somebody's going to have to clean that up, you know.

I'm not doing it, I'm trying to find that blond barber quartet singer's number in the phone book. Would be easier if I could remember his name... Why does my head hurt so much?

JESUS CHRIST IT'S THE FEDS GET IN THE CAR
Apr 11th 2010 at 1:50:54 AM

ALRIGHT FUCKERS

WHO PUT MY CAR ON THE ROOF?

Gelzo Gerald Zosewater from the vault
Gerald Zosewater
JethroQWalrustitty Uncle George from Finland
Uncle George
Apr 11th 2010 at 1:55:55 AM

She's not wearing a lampshade, is she?

This love so bold goes undeclared/a joy unseen, a world unknown/a love that dare not speak its name/hidden treasure, precious stone
Apr 11th 2010 at 1:58:38 AM

Dude, that's all she's wearing.

Medinoc Chaotic Greedy from France
Chaotic Greedy
Apr 11th 2010 at 3:23:07 AM

Well, you have to admit we would have been fine if not for that cursed teapot.

edited 11th Apr '10 3:23:21 AM by Medinoc

"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether.
Not here, look elsewhere
Apr 11th 2010 at 3:27:22 AM

And the leopard. Why did we ever try to put the dress on it in the first place?

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
MEPT72 Vote is No from Boston, MA
Vote is No
Apr 11th 2010 at 7:28:31 AM

Well I didn't want the Moose wearing the tutu to feel lonely okay?

Obligatory self promotion: http://unemployedacademic.tumblr.com/
MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
Apr 11th 2010 at 8:14:20 AM

But what are we going to do about all these cockatrice?

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
MEPT72 Vote is No from Boston, MA
Vote is No
Apr 11th 2010 at 8:20:08 AM

Make a stew? can't be as weird as what was in the Jello.

Obligatory self promotion: http://unemployedacademic.tumblr.com/
rumetzen The best there is from Austin, Texas
The best there is
Apr 11th 2010 at 9:11:34 AM

I'm still confused on how we fit a humvee in the kitchen.

Stupid, you could say these masculine thoughts are homosexual 'Cause they blow heads like that dead clothes designer
MEPT72 Vote is No from Boston, MA
Vote is No
Apr 11th 2010 at 9:35:41 AM

I'm more confused how we fit the living room in the humvee.

And no one's given me a reason for the rockettes to be there.

Obligatory self promotion: http://unemployedacademic.tumblr.com/
Sionnach Eyes of the Hunter from down the rabbit-hole.
Eyes of the Hunter
Apr 11th 2010 at 9:54:16 AM

They were there to entertain the clowns, remember? After someone had put bees in their car?

Love... one another.
NiftyLostKite It's me. from Freddy's
It's me.
Apr 11th 2010 at 9:55:36 AM

I'll deal with the bees if someone deals with the penguin in shining armor.

...Let us in...
Sionnach Eyes of the Hunter from down the rabbit-hole.
Eyes of the Hunter
Apr 11th 2010 at 10:04:20 AM

Shining? I thought it was sweet and sour armour...

Love... one another.
MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
Apr 11th 2010 at 10:15:41 AM

It's BBQ flavor. Rich and smoky.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
Nyktos (srahc 84) eltit
(srahc 84) eltit
Apr 11th 2010 at 10:19:19 AM

Did we ever figure out whose house it was?

I guess it is.
TuefelHundenIV Watchman of the Apocalypse from Wandering Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchman of the Apocalypse
Apr 11th 2010 at 11:15:21 AM

Dunno but was it necessary blow out that one wall to park the tank in sitting room.

"Who watches the watchmen?"
MedicoreNed Welp, Redbeard is angry
Welp, Redbeard is angry
Apr 11th 2010 at 11:25:55 AM

Hey it was only way to get off the street, otherwise the cops were going to arrest us for blocking up the road. I'm just suprised nobody got arrested.


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