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Kayix Dalek Alert! from under your bed Since: Feb, 2010
Dalek Alert!
#26: May 18th 2010 at 4:51:38 PM

Part of that isn't true. I know an alien. He's cool.

edited 18th May '10 4:52:00 PM by Kayix

Of all the posts I've made, this is one of them.
syvaris Since: Dec, 2009
#27: May 19th 2010 at 5:28:35 PM

Makes sense, well then that settles it I always said I would conquer hell time to get to work.

You will never love a women as much as George Lucas hates his fans.
Zephid Since: Jan, 2001
#28: May 19th 2010 at 6:19:57 PM

Reminds me of the theological argument that it's actually 50 AD right now, and the world is an illusion created by Satan in his capacity as the accuser of mankind not being worth God's love. It is made specifically to engender feelings of hatred and disbelief against God. Kind of like what happened to Job, except to everyone and reminiscent of The Matrix.

I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.
Wild-Card A hero for all time! from Titans Tower Since: Dec, 1969
A hero for all time!
#29: Jun 3rd 2010 at 9:29:43 PM

No it must be Purgatory.

Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there. With open arms and open eyes.
Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#30: Jun 9th 2010 at 12:24:57 PM

No, it is Heaven, we just have not understood that yet. But it's no biggie, we have all of eternity ahead of us.

Bad things don't happen, we just think they happen because we are still a bit traumatized from mortal life. Everyone here is happy, infinitely happy. Yes, even you, you just haven't understood it yet.

Just give it five or six millennia and everything will look more clear.

edited 9th Jun '10 12:28:33 PM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
cutealien TA CUTEST THING AROUND from The lab Since: Dec, 1969
TA CUTEST THING AROUND
#31: Nov 14th 2010 at 8:08:06 AM

-is in form of tentacle monster-GUYS HELP IM NOT CUTE ANYMORE DX

prepare for bullet hell
cutealien TA CUTEST THING AROUND from The lab Since: Dec, 1969
TA CUTEST THING AROUND
#32: Nov 14th 2010 at 8:11:34 AM

plus dont kill me i has newss-in hell u turn into ur awful form

prepare for bullet hell
randomtropeloser Since: Jan, 2001
#33: Nov 15th 2010 at 6:08:15 PM

That's the most obscure way of reaching Heaven I've ever heard. Don't most religions say that the only way to Heaven is to worship their deity and be a super nice person and stuff?

doorhandle Gork Side 4 Life from Space Australia! Since: Oct, 2010
#34: Nov 18th 2010 at 3:43:29 AM

I do not intend to offend (or even to rhyme that time), but if you think this is hell you must be a gigantic wuss.

Unless you're saying that from a third-world country. Then I can totally understand what you are saying.

Pebblycone Pebbly cone Since: Jan, 2011
Pebbly cone
#35: Jan 20th 2011 at 3:21:18 AM

Of course hell is earth.

DonZabu Since: May, 2009
#36: Jan 21st 2011 at 8:39:01 AM

There's gotta be a name for this sort of philosophy.

"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
lee4hmz 486-powered rotating frosted cherry Pop-Tart from A shipwreck in the tidal Potomac (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
486-powered rotating frosted cherry Pop-Tart
#37: Jan 21st 2011 at 8:40:47 AM

All is strange and vague. Are we dead, or is this Ohio?

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whataboutme -_- from strange land, far away. Since: May, 2010
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#38: Jan 24th 2011 at 2:49:02 AM

Hell, huh. Always thought it would be worse.

Please don't feed the trolls!
AgentDragonhunter from out of the pyre Since: Mar, 2011
#39: Mar 12th 2011 at 3:48:58 PM

You've got it all wrong. Earth is heaven and the interwebs (Or at least the darker regions like ED and /b/)are hell.[lol]

edited 12th Mar '11 3:51:08 PM by AgentDragonhunter

I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.
zombielovescore Since: Nov, 2010
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#42: Oct 4th 2011 at 3:01:23 AM

The internet is hell eh? Lets see, lots of repetition, lots of people doing pettily evil things for the hell of it, and you can't leave of course... Ok, I can see how someone might reach that conclusion...

edited 4th Oct '11 3:01:35 AM by GameChainsaw

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
memememememe Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Betrayed by Delilah
#43: Apr 7th 2012 at 2:44:59 AM

Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

Oh well, at least I'm not in Detroit.

All tropes ultimately come from Real Life. So Real Life should be troped as well.
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