The Timeless One
But that made the meat man angry.
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@superjohn: One night I heard noises under my bed.
Edited by Snailfish on Jul 2nd 2022 at 5:30:24 AM
"I am the lord of Purity, who tolerates no deviation." My first online story
The man behind the slaughter
My damn cats need to stop fighting.
I opened the coffin, finding something shocking!
Edited by Superjohn on Jul 2nd 2022 at 7:30:23 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Cobwebs... except the spiders were all dead.
The beach was unusually quiet today.
The Pink Puffball
I was the first one here to come on this empty beach.
It was rainy outside and I knew what happened..
Edited by Owen23 on Jul 2nd 2022 at 8:35:37 AM
32 years later, and he's still maximum pink.
The Timeless One
Jeff Bezos came back to Earth safely and the heavens weeped.
I see them everywhere but nobody else can.
"I am the lord of Purity, who tolerates no deviation." My first online story
The Timeless One
Bump
"I am the lord of Purity, who tolerates no deviation." My first online story
My creatures will never stop watching me.
I got in the car after a long day at work. No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
The Mask Does Not Laugh
I slipped onto a really really big oil spill and slipped everywhere oh no!!!!!!!!!!!
In the middle of the night, I opened up my fridge.
The man behind the slaughter
WHERE'S MY MIIIIIIILK?!
There was a scream from my neighbors house.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Pink Puffball
He screamed because he got those purple drapes!
I saw a person lying down on my floor..
32 years later, and he's still maximum pink.
The Timeless One
He must've fainted when he smelled my creature's breath.
I noticed something strange at the aquarium.
"I am the lord of Purity, who tolerates no deviation." My first online story
the fish were doing the robot as Gangnam style played.
I saw someone from the window.
The Timeless One
His neck telescoped up to grin at me.
When the astronauts called back, nobody was prepared for what they'd found.
"I am the lord of Purity, who tolerates no deviation." My first online storyIt was the Impostor! Among Us is real!!!!!
Mom told me to shovel the snow off the driveway. No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
The man behind the slaughter
It was mildly annoying.
I set off some fireworks for fourth of July, but something went wrong.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Timeless One
I accidentally blew up my friend Chad.
One night I worked the late shift at the drug store.
"I am the lord of Purity, who tolerates no deviation." My first online story
Showtime!
He never returns his library books on time
There was a horrible keening sound from downstairs
Absolute destiny... apeachalypse?
Unbeugsame Klinge
It was a ghost using my table saw.
...
There was an old man who lived by himself on the street where I grew up.
Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.
Eejit. It/he/they
He died the day before I moved out.
My car ran out of fuel at midnight last night.
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Showtime!
It ran out as I pulled into my driveway
I got a phone call at 3 in the morning
Absolute destiny... apeachalypse?
It's the IRS; I haven't paid any taxes in three years.
My friend twisted her neck and smiled at me — hollow and wrong.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
The man behind the slaughter
Having a Owl as a friend can be weird at times.
At night, my closet door is banging violently...
Edited by Superjohn on Jul 5th 2022 at 11:47:43 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Showtime!
My cat always gets shut in there
(true story: Velveteen can get into the closet in my parent's bedroom and close the door behind her, but not get it open so someone has to rescue her)
My dog found something strange on our walk today
Absolute destiny... apeachalypse?
Inspired by @bad2sentence
, which was itself inspired by r/TwoSentenceHorror. First poster makes the first sentence of a story, the second poster gives it a hilariously non-scary (but still trying to be scary) conclusion, and the cycle repeats.
I went to the freezer to look for meat.
Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Jul 2nd 2022 at 8:31:21 AM