Cosmic Interference

Good morning everyone!

So nothing huh? That's disappointing... At least I got some sausages for myself though. I can't wait to get back home and cook them!

Now, where's the big black bird statue, Ms. Dead meat?

The princess is kicked yet again. Carys just stares at her.

Princess Whitney of Shinaire: "… s-s-someone… h-help…"

The princess falls into a fit of coughing up more blood.

Carys is using the ability of her Core to "read" the past of Whitney, though at the cost of some of her health, which is why she'll only use it once a day, usually.

And why do we hate Valkyries so much? What’d they do to you?

I said where's the big black bird, Ms. Dead meat?

Triangle keeps on taunting her.

Carys stares at the princess for another moment, before kicking her again. When Carys speaks again, there is a faint hint of pain in her voice.

Carys: "   Hmph. Royalty. So Whitney Byrde has hidden the black bird statue inside a secret sock drawer built into the glove drawer of the pink dresser in her bedroom, which is on the third floor, seventh door to the left of the eastern staircase, and locked her door with a code combination of 'Horton'. That's H-O-R-T-O-N, in case you don't know how to spell it.   "
Princess Whitney: "… h-how…"
Carys: "   As for why I hate Valkyries… first of all, I'm an Erinys. Our races have been natural enemies for ages! I don't know, nor do I care, where that all began. Secondly, they're nothing but phonies! A race artificially created by thirteen crazy Overseers who just wanted to have something to torture in a gas chamber!   "
Princess Whitney: "… wh-why… uh…"

The princess loses consciousness.

Now THAT’S what I call evil! So, what do you want?

Carys: "   The extinction of these fucking Valkyries, that's what I want. That's why I joined the Voidslaves! Unfortunately, one of the high-ranking members happens to be a bloody Valkyrie…   "

Well then, I am a firm believer in the idea that all of us bad guys should work together, so maybe I’ll let you get that after I enact my evil plan?

Meanwhile, Triangle was making their way into the bedroom.

Pink dresser pink dresser...

A certain batshit insane robot parachutes through the window.

Hey Triangle! You stealin’ somethin’?

Edited by GeneralGigan on Sep 4th 2022 at 2:01:32 PM

Yeah, or else I'll die in about a month to some dumb overpowered woman.

Who’d you piss off this time?

Top Overseer of Xyrinfe.

Who?

Some bitch named Gwyneth O'Connors.

Oh, tell Gwyneth to bite my shiny metal ass!

Too bad I'm being used to run which I presume to be one of her errands.

Well after that can we steal something? I assume whoever owns the place is stinkin’ rich.

And are probably dead. A lady named Carys hates her guts and is torturing her while making her death painfully slow as we speak.

Carys looks at Vortech as she kicks the unconscious princess yet again.

Carys: "   I guess I'll consider it, Bortech… depending on what Her Highness has to say about it.   "

"Her Highness" being the leader of the Voidslaves, in this case.

(Inexplicably, Dave has faded into the room.)

Why hello there, old sports!

Then a deal it is!

Hey Dave!

So nothing huh? That's disappointing... At least I got some sausages for myself though. I can't wait to get back home and cook them!

(Luna's tail wags happily.)

Triangle reaches the pink dresser, opens the glove drawer, finds the secret sock drawer and finally obtains the black bird statue.

Now all I need to do is get this to the Top Overseer...