Tropers vs. the 101 Vandals

Venora explodes, releasing an explosive gas.

[I duplicate the computer virus and send it to attack Knife. Not Knife's computer, but Knife themself. Because why not.]

Edited by KungFuCutBug on Jul 13th 2020 at 11:13:21 AM

I seduce the computer virus.

I seduce the spambot.

[I send a new virus to drain Knife's libido so that they can't seduce our bots and viruses anymore.]

I seduce that new virus

I punch a spambot until it's dead.

ROUND ENDED Spamlulz:   HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Evulz is with us now! I will destoy TV Tropes soon!   

Edited by GoosefromWikipedia on Jul 13th 2020 at 8:16:18 AM

I build multiple robots designed to seduce spambots and computer viruses into fighting Evulz.

[I get fed up and go to Knife's house to drain their libido myself.]

I go to Cutbug's house with my army of seducing robots and have them seduce all the spambot copies

I make a punching robot, and I punch all the spambots.

I make a robot replica of Cutbug to confuse them.

[I build an army of "nannybots" that replace every curse word with some horrifically tasteless slur. Each bot has a different word.]

:The Spamlulz clones are targeting you! (Spamlulz is the Fusion Dance between Evulz and the spambot.) : Better watch your guard, Knife

• Server HP: 0/100000
• Server Status:   FAILING   
• WARNING: HIGH TEMPERATURES EXCEEDING 200F.
• SYSTEM WARNING:HARD DRIVE FAILURE! Corrupted hard drives: 6/8

[I hijack Knife's robotic clone of me to join my side.]

The clone becomes part of Spamlulz.

WARNING:HARD DRIVE FAILURE RATE IS AT 97%! TOTAL CORRUPTION IS EXPECTED IN 10 MINUTES!

[...I wonder if I can sacrifice to someone to Spamlulz?]

Edited by KungFuCutBug on Jul 13th 2020 at 11:46:43 AM

Hmmmmm. I wonder if...

I use my Level 8 Kaijutech on Spamlulz and turn them into a kaiju version of themself.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jul 13th 2020 at 4:47:35 PM

Spamlulz:    PLEASE JOIN US! YOU ARE THE LAST KEY TO DESTROYING TV TROPES!   

I use my -10 HP punch on Spamlulz

Spamlulz:    OW! THAT HURT! BUT YOU'RE TOO LATE!   

Hard drives corrupted: 8/8

CRITICAL ERROR!!!!!!

EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN ACTIVATED!!!!

ERROR!: SHUTDOWN.ROOT DOES NOT EXIST!

ERROR! ERROR sbouldbkfdhvad.b

Spamlulz:    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!   

Ka-BOOOMM!!!

Vandals Win

The server rack TV Tropes was hosted in exploded, creating a portal that allowed Spamlulz to escape into the real world. The explosion was featured on major news networks before they were corrupted by Spamlulz. Congratulations tropers, you just allowed an Eldritch Abomination to consume Earth!

Final Grade

• Tropers: D
• Vandals: B+

"Woohoo!"

in all honesty, that was fun, but I have a suggestion—limit the number of people that can join either side, so that in the future not too many people join one side and completely dominate the others with little opposition

Sure man!

Nice! That was fun as well. I'm going to assume that I joined the bad side after Spamlulz escaped.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jul 13th 2020 at 5:11:44 PM

Mr. Flashdance, Sir Weasel, Poppin' Steak, and Mr. Cool are discovered replacing page images with pictures of strippers at the Booty Bar.