St. Moonlight's School for Witchcraft: The Text Adventure

> I second a round of drinks.

> Get fucked up off some drinks (thirding drinking)

holy fucking shit. guys they're 13. i didnt know that i thought they were 18

> Realize that you're underage and come up with a plan to lie to the bartender about it.

i just assumed they were underage lol

>Search for cool witch things to do

>Buy some non-alcoholic drinks for your friends

All of these walking and running has made you four thirsty. You decide to go to the local tavern to get some drinks. The sign on the door says "Obedient Familiars Welcome" so you don’t have to leave Smokeweed outside where strangers could do bad things to her. An ATM is adjacent to the tavern.

Each Drink costs $18 so you order a Shirley Temple, Nico orders a Sprite, Coco orders some Iced Tea, and Cirrus just gets some plain ass water. Your friends pay for their own drinks.

You have $142

>Convince the Bartender you’re 21

You have the urge to ask the Bartender to give you a cup of beer.

"Sure," He says, "Coming right up."

You are surprised it went that easy or is he just dumb. He hands you a shot of beer.

You drink it only for the taste to be too bitter and you throw up the drink on the floor. The bartender just heartfully chuckles.

"Sorry,little lady. This is what I do with underage customers who want to drink. I give them what they want only to shoot themselves in the foot. Maybe order that when you’re more mature and have developed a better taste."

"Now,can y’all take your drinks and sit down or I’ll kick you out."

>Celebrate Obviously

You sit down at a empty table and clink your glasses together.

You’re so lost in moment that you forgot how you are getting to school. You remind your friends of it.

"Maybe we go there on broomstick, Violet and I can share a broom." Coco suggests.

"I dunno,Coco." Citrus says, "I’m a little tired and I want to rest."

>Search for Witch Things to do

"How about we stay in Phoenyx for a while? Do some cool witch things?" You suggest.

"True, the first day of school doesn’t start until Tuesday. Today’s a Saturday."

"Yeah,we should find a inn in this town. Let’s tip and leave."

Coco claps her hands together and leaves some money for the server. You exit the tavern and comes across a young Japanese Girl grooming a young horse a couple of blocks away. She stops grooming the horse and looks at you.

"Hello there! You must be St. Moonlight Students? My name is Sayuri Himawari!"

Sayuri comes up to you and gleefully says hello.

"You guys look around to be my age. 14, I presume? I know this because this is my second year attending the school. I can’t believe this year I will become a School Guardian!"

You have no idea what a school guardian is but you roll with it. Coco comes up to her and politely talks to her.

"I’m actually 15. Say,how far Phoenyx is from Morbring City? You seem to be a expert unlike the 4 of us."

"Oh,only 3 hours away. It’s a lot faster on horseback. I’m grooming Vanilla right now so it’s okay for you to stay the night here and we can leave in the morning."

So,What shall you do? Stay at Sayuri's house and help her with chores,Go to the Inn, or Take a Third Option?

> Give Vanilla a yummy carrot

> Set up a campsite for the night complete with a campfire to tell ghost stories. Continue with Sayuri as a guide in the morning.

>beer in a shot glass?! the hell kind of establishment is this. convince your friends to leave and find a better bar to hang out in, preferably a gay one

> Second the gay bar

> Help Sayuri with her chores.

>Make the horse levitate with spells and ride it to your school

> Help the horse get a love interest

>Take the horse to the gay bar and find a love interest for it

>Feed Vanilla a carrot

You ask Sayuri if you can feed Vanilla something.

"Sure!" She replies.

You find a bucket with some horse treats inside and you feed a carrot to Vanilla. She seems to like it.

>Find a Love Interest for the Horse

"Hey Sayuri? Does Vanilla has a crush on any other horses you have?"

"She does seem flustered around Rocky Road, one of the ranch's stallions. He’s a really big casanova around here."

"You know what, Violet. I’ll let you put her on a lead and walk her around."

Sayuri gives you her leash.

>Take the Horse to a Gay Bar

While walking around with Vanilla, you spot a lesbian bar which are more common in the witch world as many witches experience same sex attraction just like you and it’s the Year 2000 which means no dating apps have been made. You take Vanilla and Coco along with you to the bar.

As you arrive,you are stopped by a bouncer who asks you for your ID. You hand out your school card with your birthdate being April 30th 1986. The bouncer hands you your card back and crosses her arms.

"Listen ladies, I know you’re interested in coming here but we don’t allow patrons under the age of 18. Pedophiles exist and we just want to protect you from them. Honestly, on another note, congratulations on getting into one of the only witch schools in the land."

The horse looks at the place and snorts,wanting to go back.

>Help Sayuri with her chores

You go back to the ranch and ask Sayuri if you want to help with chores.

She agrees to it and you spend time doing stuff with her until dinner.

>Set up Camp for the Night

You ask her if you and your friends stay over but in a tent in her backyard.

"Well okay then, I guess we can work that out. My family has a couple of bewitched tents that magically put themselves up.

As soon as find lumber and set up the tents, Nico uses a fire charm to light the campfire.

Coco take this to her advantage and tells you the tragedy of Lavender Moonlight.

Lavender was Lilac' s older sister who was a Force Captain at her school. She was very successful at school and even went on to joining the army of the National Coven. When she heard that the most powerful female demon named Callisia had emerged from Hell, she ran off to kill the demon. Lavender went and sealed the demon away inside of her body,locked away in the Catacombs of Morbring. She wasn’t heard of again until multiple murders and burnt down schools started to pop up with a person using her body was at the scenes of the crime.It’s was revealed that Lavender became Callisia's vessel after the sealing of her. Her younger sister, Lilac who was recently appointed as the Priestess of the National Coven caught wind of this and went to confront her possessed sister. The battle was tear wrenching and Lilac had to use all sorts of magic even the critically forbidden Void Magic. She even used Void Magic to kill the powerful demon and the vessel once and for all. A few days later after the great battle, Lilac died from a broken heart. She was the only witch to successfully beat a S Class demon but there is a chance that Callisia isn’t dead and might be living on in a new vessel.

The story put everybody in shock,even the brave Nico.

The fire was put out and everyone goes to sleep. You try to use your crystal ball to contact your Mom, Peony, but it appears to be cracked from the bus incident.

What do you do?

> Listen to some blink-182

>Begin lighting random objects on fire

> Try to repair the crystal ball.

> Search the index of your new schoolbooks for a communication spell. Maybe you can figure out how to do this without a crystal ball... and hopefully the spell isn't too complicated.

> realize that's the 69th post. Hell yeah.

> Practice some of your wand technique

> Blink-182? Listen to some Sunny Day Real Estate

> Listen to some Blink-182

You bring out your MP3 Player that your dad bought for you last Christmas. Your mom didn’t like you having Normal Technology but you just wanted to be a normal kid but guess who won that argument. You use the tiny ass scroll button to pick music from your dad's new favorite band, Blink-182. You choose a random song and start sitting back in your tent,relaxing.

>Try to repair your crystal ball

You decide to listen to your music while trying to fix your ball. You skim some pages of your spell book and you finally find a spell that can repair things,cool.

You hold up your wand and start shouting the keywords of the spell. It seems to work but a little too much. The crystal ball shattered into pieces in a condition worse than before.

"SHIT!!!" You shout at the top of your lungs.

>Light random shit on fire

You get out of your tent in a huff and you decide to start burning shit. You start with a haybale and then start setting the field on fire just like your internal rage. Sayuri comes out of her tent to see what’s going on.

"What the hell are you doing? I know your angry but don’t destroy other people’s stuff." Sayuri screams.

"Is it about your ball? You can borrow one of my parents' ball to contact someone at your house."

You calm down when she mentions it. You pickup a bucket of water and you douse some of the fires you started.

> Search the index of your new schoolbooks for a communication spell. Maybe you can figure out how to do this without a crystal ball... and hopefully the spell isn't too complicated.

You go back to your tent and you decide to find a alternative when you aren’t at Sayuri's house.

You do find a spell in the book that serves as this but you have insufficient ingredients for it such as Telegrass.

> Blink-182? Listen to some Sunny Day Real Estate

You get sick of your current choice of music and you decide to listen to some classics.

>Practice some Wand Techniques

Practice some Wand Techniques? Bitch you already did that with commiting arson and plus,it’s getting late.

You go to bed finally.

You wake up 9 hours later in the morning. It’s nearly time to leave.

You help your friends take down the tents.

"So,guys? Should we eat first?" Coco suggested.

"My parents makes really good breakfast. Maybe I’ll introduce you to my mom's signature mushroom soup."

Now then, the decision is left in your hands. What shall you do?

Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Jun 27th 2020 at 4:32:04 AM

> Slurp up some mushroom soup

> Agree with the soup. Offer to make the group orange juice, tea or coffee.

> Talk about how to get to school from here.