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someone had attempted to make a potion that would bring objects to life but we realized the potion had too much evil ingredients because the potion spilled onto all the flasks in the immediate vicinity and the flasks immediately attacked everyone and it costed the school a lot of money to cover all the medical bills and stuff
The Soup Incident
my current job
Long story short, stove broke, we ran out of cucumbers and tried to sub with pickles, supervisor left before the soup was done, his replacement left 30 minutes later, pot melted through the cart and spilled on the floor so we had to start again, I had to leave to conduct a job interview, the entire dishwashing division quit en masse, and by the time we finished the soup, it was closing time. I still applaud the patience of that customer.
Who was the pocketwatch thief?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Kilroy Samson. That dastardly man stole every last one of Grandma Carla's pocketwatches from her store! I will have my revenge... once the trial is done. He's still gotta testify.
What was that time in Mississippi?
I'm back, I guess.
There was an army of monkeys.
The Library Incident
I can't think of a good signature.
It was a senior prank - some kids thought it would be funny to turn the school library into a swimming pool. And whad’ya know? They succeeded.
The TV incident.
my current job
Uncle Terry killed a mafia hitman by throwing a TV out the window into a swimming pool. Quite a sight to behold.
What do you mean, we can't use the garden shed again?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Demons moved into our shed last week. I can't figure out how to kick them out. We can try to exorcise the shed, but I don't think it'll work.
The robot incident?
Essentially, you explain the Noodle Incident above. It can be as wild or as mundane as desired. You can add a little more info (a general description of who was involved in the incident, a general setting, etc.) or none at all.
For example...
Alice: The frog incident?
Bob: The frogs broke out from the zoo during a tornado and it rained dead frogs for six days straight.
The frappucino incident? (Coffee shop employees, contemporary setting)
I'll start.
The Flask Incident?
Edited by FriedBaka on Feb 3rd 2020 at 3:05:58 AM