TroperNo9001
Lovely Legilimens
from MACUSA
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#202: Mar 4th 2020 at 5:52:43 PM
> Ask the blonde guy on what else to stock up on.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
dutchguy1986
from Somewhere in the universe.
Since: Jul, 2014
Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
#203: Mar 4th 2020 at 10:36:32 PM
Inflate and float up to the top of the hole
Awe921
eh
Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#204: Mar 5th 2020 at 4:25:49 PM
> Drop Zel.. GENTLY! and apologize before bashing that rabbit thing!
Apology accepted.
(Hey, Penn? Do we really have to keep this guy around?)
(Look, if we leave them behind, our imaginary buddies will nag at us forever and ever. And he isn't evil enough for them to consider ditching him.. He's just a little bit.. challenged? Is that the word?)
Whats with all these looks you're shooting at each other?
Uh, nothing-
Zel?
*groan* Yes?
You get one free revenge on me.
.. apology accepted.
Penn, was it?
Yeah, what is it?
What else do we stock up on?
Well, we kind of need something useful for getting out of here. Like a car or something.
And we aren't going to find any of these from the things around here. We need to kill some of these shadowy jerks.. but listen up!
If you find one, uh, take these screws and bolts.
Took some metal parts.
These probably will make these monsters generate car par-
Do we REALLY have to make a car?
Wait, do we have to-
We could have just walked away! We could have packed our stuff and just left! WE COULD HAVE LEFT THIS TOWN THIS WHOLE GOD DAMN TIME!
And when I went near the edges of the town and found Yew, the forest seemed like kind of a good place to go to. We could just go there instead of dealing with the monster infested town paths! What the hell were you on that made you think 'oh we need a car'?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh.
Whoops.
While Zel is yelling at Penn that they could have perfectly just left the town and didn't need to stay here for so long, you ponder if its..
> Inflate and float up to the top of the hole
That sounds fetishistic, and you have dignity.
(Yew, you know that you have to do that to even fly, right?)
(Listen, listen, and please listen. I am NOT going to become a DeviantArt user's magnum opus!)
(DeviantArt? What is that?)
(Its a bad thing if I'm trying to avoid looking like someone there would draw.)
(Doesn't sound so bad.. maybe you're just exaggerating a minority?)
(Whatever, the point is, I'm not puffing up. I wont, and thats a promise.)
(Awight. Suit yourself.)
Edited by Awe921 on Mar 5th 2020 at 8:35:18 AM
WilliamRadarStorm
my current job
from News Station NT
Since: Nov, 2013
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#205: Mar 5th 2020 at 5:20:49 PM
>Begin packing random shit into your inventory.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Myskywarm
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
from Ee-arth
(Troper Knight)
Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
#206: Mar 5th 2020 at 6:41:22 PM
> Suggest using the car to run over the shadow monsters
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
TroperNo9001
Lovely Legilimens
from MACUSA
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#207: Mar 5th 2020 at 7:01:41 PM
> Fly like Kirby.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Awe921
eh
Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#208: Mar 9th 2020 at 3:52:46 PM
> Begin packing random shit into the inventory.
Good idea. While Zel and Penn yell at each other, you just start simply putting.. oh! Is that a TWINKIE? You take it. And OH! Is that a glass shard? You take it. And- Oh my god, its a dust speck! You take it.
And then, a realization hits you.
> Suggest using the car to run over the shadow monsters
.. everything about this was a waste OF OUR TIME-
Hey, we can still use the car as a weapon!
. . . Huh. Thats fair.
SEE? I TOLD YOU WE NEEDED A CAR-
Get over the fact that you never could buy a car, Penn.
Oh, screw you too!
Anyways, Yew, that was a good idea. Though I don't think we should waste a car like that..
> Fly like Kirby.
(..Maybe I can fly!)
(No, what the-)
(Oh, you want to fly? Well, uh, um.. First you have to hold your breath in-
(Kirby no-)
(Hold it REALLY inside, but DONT swallow the air, and you should see yourself puffing up!)
(Okay.)
What are you doing-
You hold your air in..!!
.. You managed to hilariously puff your legs up. You look like an amateur's artist at erotic content. In other words, you look like a fool. An utter buffoon.
exckusuuhuUSE ME WHAT-
Penn starts laughing!
I tried to fly.
Oh, I see.
and then you went like FHMMPPH like a balloon and-
Shut up, dude.
ohhh my god this is so funny-
tomorrow test. fuk... anyways heres the update.
Edited by Awe921 on Mar 9th 2020 at 9:33:57 AM
#209: Mar 9th 2020 at 6:24:08 PM
I have a test tomorrow too!
>Shout
TroperNo9001
Lovely Legilimens
from MACUSA
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#210: Mar 9th 2020 at 6:52:33 PM
> Get in the car.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Myskywarm
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from Ee-arth
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AKMU
#212: Mar 9th 2020 at 10:15:13 PM
> find twipie
Awe921
eh
Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#213: Mar 18th 2020 at 10:53:46 AM
> Shout
> Get in the car
What are we waiting for? Lets get in the car!
We don't have one. Thats- Thats why I gave you the metal thingies.
> Share the twinkies
.. but I do have twinkies!
Oh snap, gimme some.
> Find the twipie
If theres a twinkie, do you think theres a twipie?
Dunno.
TroperNo9001
Lovely Legilimens
from MACUSA
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#214: Mar 18th 2020 at 11:11:53 AM
> Drive outta this place.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
WilliamRadarStorm
my current job
from News Station NT
Since: Nov, 2013
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#215: Mar 18th 2020 at 11:17:17 AM
>Pass a random hippie bus.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
AKMU
#216: Mar 18th 2020 at 1:25:35 PM
> start making "ur mom" jokes randomly
Myskywarm
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from Ee-arth
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#217: Mar 18th 2020 at 9:40:05 PM
> Listen to any exposition
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
Awe921
eh
Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#218: Mar 19th 2020 at 6:16:22 PM
> Drive outta this place
> Pass a random hippie bus
> Start making ur mom jokes randomly
> Listen to any exposition
To do that, you must first actually get out of the convenience store.
And you so- oh hey, its night time!
Oh no.
What?
Come on, Yew, we gotta get back to camp—
Why-
You come upon yet another monster. This is a phone cord.. snake.. thingie, with a phone as its rattling tail.
Oh, shoot, are you OK-
yeah. i'm fine. its wrecked the camp though.
Penn prepares his hatchet.
.. hey Zel, whats wrong?
You receive only panicked noises as a response.
Myskywarm
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WilliamRadarStorm
my current job
from News Station NT
Since: Nov, 2013
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#220: Mar 19th 2020 at 6:53:39 PM
>Enter RPG battle screen, look at your options.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
AKMU
#221: Mar 19th 2020 at 7:02:14 PM
> attack the thing
TroperNo9001
Lovely Legilimens
from MACUSA
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#222: Mar 19th 2020 at 7:43:51 PM
> Plug it in.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Awe921
eh
Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#223: Mar 20th 2020 at 2:07:03 PM
> "Whats the plan?"
Well, uh, I kick its ass, of course! C'mon, lets do this!
> Enter RPG battle screen, look at options
Since Penn is really the only one viable to fight, you automatically switch over to him.. wait, you didn't know you could do that? OK.
You are Penn. Currently, you are about to fight the DISCORDIAL SERPENT. Your imaginary buddy is a paladin named Artix, and currently he's telling you how to fight.
<[.. and thats how you beat it down! You got it?]
(Uh, yeah! Totally! Let me uhhh...)
Your options are to ATTACK, to use your imaginary buddys MAGIC, to use an ITEM or to RUN like a coward.
> Attack the thing
Plug it in
You forcibly plug your axe against the thing's head, demonstrated very detailed-ly in the above image.
It doesn't deal much damage, also totally shown in the above image.
The snake isn't happy about that and retaliates with a thunderbolt!
(Euh- WHAT- How did I not die from that?!)
<[Do not dis-cord, young paladin! Know that you can channel your POWER-s if needed-]
(Just tell me that I can use your holy magic or something like that-)
<[It isn't exac-]
(Look, my friends are in danger! Keep the puns til later, OK?!)
<[Avatars' sake.. Fiiine.]
Oh, yeah, you can use your imaginary buddy's powers. Lets organize this a lil bit more, shall we?
PENN 5/10
DISCORDIAL SERPENT: ?/?
ATTACK
- Head
- Cord
- Phone
MAGIC
- Blinding Light blinds foe, making physical attacks miss
- Light Lance (2 turn cooldown) deals medium damage
ITEM
- Twinkie Piece 5 hp heal
RUN
<[You can't just ditch your friends, Penn!]
Edited by Awe921 on Mar 20th 2020 at 5:52:32 AM
Myskywarm
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from Ee-arth
(Troper Knight)
Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
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TroperNo9001
Lovely Legilimens
from MACUSA
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#225: Mar 20th 2020 at 7:44:07 PM
> Eat the Twinkle Piece.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
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> Tell Zel he got one free revenge on you
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.