[screaming in the distance]
> Candy bars. All of them.
my current job
>Treat yourself to a pizza.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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> Realize that you're starving and raid the entire convenience store.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
eh
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 15th 2020 at 8:44:14 AM
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> Be Zel.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
[screaming in the distance]
> Fail to be that character from the dream.
Edited by PinkCelebi on Sep 20th 2020 at 4:20:57 PM
"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"
Semain Calm
> Yeah, be Zel. As Zel, also raid the convinence store.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
eh
> Be Zel.
The boring guy? I mean, there's certainly some better options! Like... Like Penn or something.
> Fail to be that character from the dream.
Okay, lets do this. You are-
The connection is immediately cut because you oh so helpfully put the 'fail' part at the beginning of the phrase. Do I have to be Zel?!
> Yeah, be Zel. As Zel, also raid the convinence store.
God, sheesh, fine!
You're Zel Clawtekz. you once had Megaman as your ENTITY, but upon being punched in the face with a gigantic skeletal hand your BINDING CRYSTAL broke, separating you two. Atleast with the crystal fixed you can use his powers again...
You currently are witnessing Yew's attempt to satisfy his hunger, his legs flailing in a pile of candy. Penn's speaking with Gardener, Blues has dug down and Ryuusei is being Ryuusei.
I guess you could use some practice with your powers. Its been a while. Now what would be a good weapon to carry the convenience loot with...? Wait, do you even...
Bubu-bup! You summon your Mega Buster in your hand, watching as a compartment opens up. displaying the weapon select screen. Lets see...
You DO have these fancy Item-1 to Item-3 things, but no Robot Master power in sight.
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> Load your item slots with chips to serve as your ammo.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
eh
> Load your item slots with chips to serve as your ammo.
Eh. Sure. That way you could do Mother Nature proud. After an elegant session of modding (aka brute-forcing the Boptato Chips canister into the Mega Buster, you are now fully armed with potato chips.)
GET EQUIPPED WITH:
BOPTATO CHIPS
Breaking from your overly dramatic pose, you throw away all your Items. Who needs a jet, a floating platform or a weird wall climbing... thing. What do you do now?
Semain Calm
> SHOOT THE BOPTATO CHIPS INTO YOUR MOUTH! AND ALSO YEW'S MOUTH. AND ANYONE ELSE'S MOUTH.
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Oct 2nd 2020 at 9:13:13 AM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
my current job
>Wait wait wait, count how many chips you have first. Just so you don't waste any shots that might come in handy later.
>...then shoot them!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Hello? Hello, hello?
> Shoot the chips
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
eh
> SHOOT THE BOPTATO CHIPS INTO YOUR MOUTH! AND ALSO YEW'S MOUTH. AND ANYONE ELSE'S MOUTH.
SIR YES SIR- wait hold on.
>Wait wait wait, count how many chips you have first. Just so you don't waste any shots that might come in handy later.
>...then shoot them!
Its the 100 chips megabonus super gamer package. You feel as if some of these words are solely put on there for appeal and not for any sense they would make.
> Shoot the chips.
Already on it.
PEW! PEW!
... Oh, hey, they're actually kinda neat. That's 98 chips left.
You then shoot one towards Yew. Yew doesn't notice, and kicks it onto Penn's hair.
Gh- Wha???
> blues: woah, that was stupidly lucky.
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> Check on how Yew's doing. We should be going if there's nothing much else to do.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Hello? Hello, hello?
> Check on Yew
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
uwu'd too hard
> Shoot another chip towards Yew
bump
eh
> Check on Yew
He's doing fine. Infact, you don't even think he really knows how severe the situation is.
> Shoot another chip towards Yew
You shoot another chip towards Yew! Bang bang!
Yew then jumps up and grabs the chip with his mouth. He starts eating it.
> Check on how Yew's doing. We should be going if there's nothing much else to do.
Now he looks satisfied.
The sun is setting and the station has been looted. You walk up to Penn.
I think we're going. Nothing else to do.
Yeah! Lets mosey, the sun's setting and I don't think the reinforcements will only come by air...
*nod nod*
oh hell yeah we're getting outta here
Okay, lets go!
The group jumps into the car. Its headlights flare to life, as it starts driving off into the sunset.
As the light fades out, the bright lights of a futuristic city illuminates the night sky alongside the stars, the light from the van's headlights soon fading out into a tunnel connected to it.
Who even is Yew? What are the pasts of the group? What's the other towns like? What could've been the fate of Bark?
So many questions, and yet so little time. You doze off in the van, adventures ahead.
\\ END OF CHAPTER 1 //
hey so i'm leaving the forums, so i figured i should write this little ending thingie...
thank you so much for keeping this thing alive. i'm sorry if the ending was a disappointment, but if i ever find the motivation to host ENVOYS again, i'll make sure to tell you where its at. <3!!!!!
> Wonder who Selfie is, for you don't remember saying his name at one point.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"